If I go to prom :
Best case scenario, I go stag or ask someone, we are mutually attracted, get laid, party, wake up in a ditch with said girl
Worst case scenario, go stag or with someone, it's super awkward, don't get laid, shitty party, get an MIP, wake up in a ditch alone.
But for real though, I kind of want to go, but almost all of my friends have dates, and I don't have a clue who I would ask or if I could even do it. Being the odd man out sounds like shit when we do shit before the actual dance.