fucking prom. i would frankly rather die than go but it is my senior prom and i havnt ever gone to a date-dance so i fucking have to go. i have to sledge around and find a date, which is no simple task, due to all girls school. then i have to find a fucking dress, do the dinner shit, pay off my date with booze... blah blah blah i already hate it. its at the end of next month and it sounds like satan. finding a date who will agree to be sober, not be with friends, not start shit with the boys from Carmel, not STEAL anything and put up with nuns for a night is tough...
'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'