Here is a free tip
Do you want to get good grades??
then make sure you write about a topic that your teacher understands and at all costs AVOID using skiing vernacular in your paper...
If your teacher is into skiing and you write a shitty paper or dont know what your talking about, your gonna seem like a dipwad
If he./she is not into skiing and the assignment was supposed to be on a different topic, then you will certainly seem like a dumb dipwad
I was student teaching in truckee a few years ago, and had Mike Laroche/CR in my english class...he would try to submitt a paper about the x-games when it was supposed to be on greek mythology...
funny shit, i had coached half the kids in my english class, fortunately they listened to me, I guess having a teacher who can spin a 900 gets a little respect.