Prohoes

miss_hevern87

miss_hevern87

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K, i'm sorry, but i think these girls are just sluts. Usually they can't even ski. And there's some chick on here is labeled 'proho' and im sorry but hey, i dont think you should advertise that. Are ya with me guys? I mean...well, yer prolly not, but i just had to say somethin about it cuz the girls a bitch, and well, yeah. I think its stupid when people do stuff like that. They're just havin sex with these guys to say they have...and then they advertise about it..brag, whatever you wanna call it. Read her profile...you'll understand where all this is rooted from.

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
you see, people like to joke around on the internet and get people like you angry. mission accomplished for whoever that is (almost certainly a guy I imagine)

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you've been doing a hell of a lot of complaining lately. 'Oh, ass_cock said something and I got all offended 'cause I suck' and 'I can't get any cock so i'm going to complain about chicks who can'. Hey - if you haven't noticed your friend jen, she's itchin' to get some from Tanner... so you insulted your friend there.

And I'm not going to get into it any more 'cause I might say something I shouldn't have. Just gonna leave asking Emily and Juliet how's Mr. Johnson doing? So? how's CR?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'

Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
 
Ya, I'm guessing its a guy too, probably 55 years old, bald, and fat.

________________________

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but 'Beep Beep!'

 
Wow. Aren't I popular.

A post all about me! How sweet of you.

There's nothing wrong with being a proho. Maybe you're just jealous that you aren't sleeping with any pros.

But hey, some people get off on big jumps. I get off on the hot guys that hit them.

Tanner's such a stud.

 
Yeah, and you're right. I once read this thing where it said guys like girls that suck at skiing more than they like girls that are good, cuz they can impress em with little shit. So that's prolly why guys like you so much, cuz you fuckin suck at skiing. And Darryl, i dont complain, i defend jen, and she's not a proho. Jen is about skiing if you havent noticed...not like whta proho says 'its not baout skiing, but who you bring home with you'...so yeah, i think there is a bit of difference there.

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
i think both of you are simply ridiculous. so proho cant ski for shit, but you are the one that had that terrible article about guys laughing at you and how you only ski for the guys arent you? that is not much better... the only people i respect are those who ski for themselves. and proho, your just fucked up. why the hell are you trying to fuck all of these pros? you must have pretty shitty self esteem... (well, hope i didnt offend anyone too much by this, sorry girls)

 
Shes just mad becasue everyone stopped ohhhing and ahhhing over the pictures she posted. Wah. If you want more attention post more pictures of yourself so that all of the horny kids on here can beat off to you.

'She's good in bed.' -My dad talking about our pet cat.
 
shut up. EVERYONE. lol. no its kind of amusing, please resume your previous activity.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
So I suck at skiing. You suck at giving head. If you think about it, in the long run you're worse off.

Ski for your own reason. Not for whatever anyone else tells you is right.

My reason is guys. I like good sex.

ABM1111's reason is probably the rush of big jumps. She likes good adrenaline.

linechick1260's is to be cool. She likes good people that tell her what's in and what's not.

And it is true. No matter how well you ski, at the end of the day when you're lying in bed, all that really matters is who you brought home with you.

 
hey, even if you have given alot of head, that doesnt mean that you are necessarily good at it. i mean, do you even like skiing at all? why do these 'pros' even matter to you if they dont affect your life or a certain aspect of your life?

 
i wonder if she has ever even met a pro.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
pros are people, they deserve head also

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
I know a pro ho that's a good skiier.

me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'

kid 'yeah'

me 'DIRTY HELL!'

kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
 
are u talking about me? what wrong with being one.. i like it. lol

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
wow, shallowness is rampant on the board...

shallow girls just piss me off, so all that talk about prohoeing, etc.

I could never deal with a girl who can't carry on an intelligent conversation, hoes are fucked up, and most guys just abuse girls that act like that, really, no matter how much a guy says he loves you to a hoe, its (as Bruce Campbell would say)'just pillow-talk, baby'...

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
 
Yeha, when i was 3, my mom told me skiing was cool. so that's why i started. Why did you start proho? so that you could become a skank and get on all the guys? hmm...well, damnit, i guess yer right, i do stuff cuz ppl tell me its cool. I guess that's why i have been skiing for hte past 12 years. I wish i could be cool like you and only have guys talk to me cuz they know i'm an easy fuck. damnit, i guess i'll just never be as cool as you. You know? its times like these i realize what a loser i actually am...

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
and...this would also be why i flunked algebra..um, 13 years, hahahahahahahaha there goes my math...damnit now i look like a fool who not only skis to be cool...but also flunks classes to be cool (i hate hte person who told me that it was cool to flunk out of math, but jesus, i had to do it, cuz they said it was cool and all).....and that's hte only class i've ever flunked...andy! we can still talk! i'm still smart! i swear it! haha i'm in AP english! it makes up for it! please! (someone also told me dickens was cool, thats why i read htat)

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
sarcasm kicks ass. especially from linechick. i love you, line girlie!

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Wow. I can't believe how mean you people are.

Hoes have feelings too.

I think I might just have to go cry now. Or maybe I should just sleep with your dad. That always makes me feel better.

I really wish that I was as cool and funny and witty as all of you.

Maybe then I'd have a future. But now I'm stuck here on the internet trying to make some friends and no one loves me.

It's so sad.

Can someone please tell me what this thing called 'sarcasm' is? I don't quite understand.

 
you are one fucked up bitch. i really just do not understand people like you. i guess it is all just for the amusement of others huh? you cant even answer anything people have said in this thread. kinda sad... so do you actually look up to these 'pros' that you supposedly fuck all the time? do they matter at all to you or what? you people comfuse the hell out of me.

 
All that matters is how well they fuck and that they can ski.

Nothing turns me on more than a guy that can rip.

Don't tell me that guys that ski well don't impress you. I just take it one step further.

I might just be a sex addict, but I'm a sex addict that likes to watch skiing.

 
ok, i understand the fucking part, i guess the question i was aiming at was why is skiing interesting to you if you dont do it yourself? i just dont see why you would make it your goal to fuck pros when they dont even matter in your life. i mean, can you really say that you have hooked up with some of the pros, ones that everyone here has heard of and looks up to? i highly doubt it...

 
obviously she doesnt' watch enough of it here guys. This chick thinks an ironcross and a mute grab are the same thing. I say she gets kicked off the site for pure idiocy...haha

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
Some people find golf interesting.

Why the fuck can't I find skiing interesting.

Are you trying to impose on my personal freedom?

And why are you asking about my sex life.

That's kind of personal, don't you think.

How rude.

 
Im gonna have to go with ProHo on this one. I dont know any girls that rip on skis, but all i know is i enjoy pimpin the snowboarder chicks that rip. Its the perfect end to a perfect day. Two things i love most in my life, getting ass and skiing, thats all that really matters, if i can do it all in the same day then thats even better. Everyones gonna fuck sometime, ProHo just likes to advertise it a little more, I give her props (thats a gay word) for pimpin all those skier guys she claims to pimp.

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
i'm sorry about the mistake.

I got confused.

I didn't realize that people still did iron crosses.

I thought that maybe they got replaced by the mute grab

Once again, Linechick1260 has proven me to be wrong.

I'm sorry for being dumb and not knowing anything about skiing.

 
i think your sex life is totally personal hun. UNTIL you make your name on places like NS proho...uh, thats just askin for attention. Is this all that it is? a plea for attention? probably, I bet you're likin every minute of all this attention surrounding you. Damnit, i pleased a pointless person. Shoot me please?

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
Keep your nickel.

I'd do you for free.

Maybe if you got a little action you wouldn't be such a tight ass.

And I don't think I am getting enough attention.

Maybe I should start posting lots of pictures of myself so lots of little boys look at me and spank their monkey.

 
hahahahhahahaha

no way this is a girl, if it is shes the funniest shit in th world

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
oh! now she's breakin out the lesbianic behavior...wow, she really wants you guys to like her. Not only does she fuck guys as often as much as everyone else on here skis, she also now does girls. Where will the madness stop.

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
This forum is rather funny....

But.... Im with linechick on this one. Why would you be on this website if you didnt ski/didnt even like skiing.... proho is just on here to brag that she has slept with evan. well woop dee doo.. im jealous*(seriously) but hey people, dont bitch, just ignore people who are mean and rude and then things will go fine (hopefully). But ya, i do really like tanner hall but ive never slept with him... so i dont see how im a prohoe, but if i did fuck tanner THEN I WOULD BE a pro hoe... so until then im just a girl who wants tanner. so yea. - just wanted to make a point - jen

---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --

-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---

'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
 
Foo! He ain't yo man!

Bitch, I'm gonna kick your fat ass!

Slut! You are the one who cheated on him!

Hah! cheated? You were the one who filmed for that Beastiality company...

*pulls mace out*

*pulls tazer out*

*furball of action*

*two redneck fat ladies lay on ground panting*

*fighting resumes*

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
 
personally prohoes dont amuse me. and this ones probably full of shit about all the pros shes fucked. ive never herd of her. and dont fuck around with the 1260 chic. she's a lot better then you ever will be. id never even give you the time of day. so sit the fuck down proho. and get the fuck off NS unless you have something good to say about sking. bitch

 
im with proho on this.. how does a persons name really matter. does it bother you... well here ill elt you in on a secret. my vibrators name is canadian and my dildo's name is kicker. im sorry that it would offend you.. but personaly pleasing is fun.. have u ever had sex? if not. i dont think u should talk... sex is good. sex is fun . and if people want to do it then so be it..

and as for her calling for attention.. um.. shes not the one posting pictures of her thong. or taking off her thong for some guy and posting that.. as well... if guys on this site can talk about their being players why cant she be a pro. STOP BEING A SEXIST!!!!! you sexist!

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
So then, i guess i dont know what pro hoe qualifications are... someone want to explain to me?

---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --

-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---

'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
 
hey craig ski.. im relaly on prohos side of this.. see um NS has this thing called... NON SKI GABBER.. she has every right to speak of anything NON related to skiing in this forum.. as weel. SHE DIDNT start this thread... some girly girl did.. so dont nag on her

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
im a proho...just jokes...but yeah your just jelous your not gettin any ass from the pros...

---Live for Today---

686
 
yupp, i'm jealous...screw my religion! damnit i wanna get laid...no, wiat, i wanna get laid...on a tabletop...sweeet ass, yeah thats it, i wanna get laid. on a table, buy a pro...hella

If I had a nickel,

I'd surely give it to you right away.
 
it's rather funny that people can go about saying that they are better skiers than other people on the internet

I mean, how can you tell if someone is good unless you've seen them?

I could be the worst skier on the face of the planet or I could be a superstar. How would you know?

(just for the record though, if you're confused - I suck. I have lots of sex, and if i have to ski a bit to get some, so be it)

I only think that Tanner is hot because he's a sick skier. If he sucked, he'd just be like any other guy.

 
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