Progression thus far...

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What have you learned so far this season?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
that ohio weather sucks ass

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
I'm headed out to hit up my rail for the first time this year in about 5 minutes, so progression?... none!

 
fakie on to fakie off 20 foot flat rail

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
switch on... (small rails) and switch off... first day, havent been back to the hill since.... bummer

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

* Empire Freeride, Session 3*

 
switch on, switch off, and unnatural

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
switch butter unattural slide to fakie

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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haha, yeah really... grass is pretty slow, and it makes your skis/boots/bindings really muddy.

-Jason
 
Switch on to small rail, did this gap thing and slid the big rail at my hill, learned all that the second day of the season, hoping to learn backs one of the next times I go out and switchups.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
rails do seem to make for some quick progression

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
^ thats kids from the east....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
there was a tree jib at k-town saturday but it wasnt really progression hahaha

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
corks and criticals in my spins. and switch unatural buttahs.

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'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

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I'm with my ohio buddies above and agreeing that ohio weather sucks

Thats just my opinion

B.F.S.C

We do it froggy style!

 
pennsylvania weather isnt much better. although i will be skiing in no more than 13 days

Fear causes hesitation and hesitation causes your worst fears to come true
 
im in the right state of mind and really motivated to throw any trick my body will let me. though i cant because im resort isnt open yet

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
 
switch 270 on, 270 unnatural, backside 270 out (easier than frontside but for some reason never tried it last year), butters on, crazy spinnage on boxes, and uh disasters

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
i learned how to break my left collarbone hella good.

but before that, i learned rainbow rails and 270s off flat rails.

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butta 180 over stairs to fakie out.

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'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
INDIANA sucks my NUTS. i hate it. i gotta get outta here when i get older. i am pissed.

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'I wanna monster truck, Fuck the bus' - Matt Sterbenz after checkin out the Freezing Point bus.
 
kinda learnt switch 270 onto rails but only on my gay little rail in my backyard... oh and how to break skis in the first two weeks of skiing

STEEZ RiDeRs
 
did my first c box,. but it was also the first time i tried one/

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
nothing cuz i wont be skiing till after christmas probably

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
i dont think im gonna try anything new till january, im just trying to get comfy again

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY HIT THE MOUNTAIN YET FOR THE SEASON?

i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
 
I havn't hit any rails yet this season because we had two feet of fresh powder on our 2 1/2foot base. no grass skiing here!!!

 
Sven, my ski instructor, says my pie turns are coming along nicely, and by February I might be ready to leave the tow rope behind and start skiing some green runs.

 
i learned that you can rip your very expensive snow pants when you bail on your first rail of the season...

'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
 
On Halloween I was completely plastered and I accidently learned a zero spin, unfortunately it was when someone knocked me off the stage at a club. I wasn't expecting it and I totally ate shit, now my knee and ankle are fucked and I can't ski till at least mid January!

'It smells like Otto's Jacket!'

 
um, no jumps yet. but I can do a one foot slide on small rails...and nose press some boxes

yay skiing

 
270s out both ways, 180s off of lil drops, noseslides, and getting comfortable spinning other way...oh yea i got the h flip down pretty good now too

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