Professional athelete healthcare tips.

TheStamos

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Ight so check this out. IF you get hurt, break something or get sick or feel liek your gettign sick and you go to the hospital tell them this story and you will get actual care and quick treatment other than the runaround. " I need to do something about this now i have a _____ Comp in new zealend in 3 weeks that i cannot miss the purse is 250,000 and my sponsers will drop me and il loose my livelyhood if i dont make it. I'l send a dozen cases of redbull over here if you help me out quick. And they will bust there asses to fix you up. This has been done and works like a charm. Also try the " photo shoot" saga to miss a day of school. SOrry professor the weather and conditions at the track are just right and my sponsers are flying me out to the desert for a photo shoot, il make up any work i miss , please forgive me. TRTY it i swear it works if it doesnt il send you a dozen cases of redbull.
 
maybe if you don't live in the beast of a machine that is the BC health care system...

the queen mother herself could get stabbed in the neck with a trident, and quite frankly she'd end up sitting in Emergency for 4 hours just like everyone else...

i have to wait like, 3 weeks, just to get an MRI on my knee. Not even surgery, just to get it looked at. Jeeeeez.
 
because there are people who might have more serious problems at the hospital, or for the professor thing... its a matter of where you stand for ethics..
 
you're talking about ethics with doctors...who overcharge on even simple checkups and who in my opinion steal your money in a lot of cases.
 
nah its not the doctors really , its the hospital and drug comanies that push there product upon hospitals who then tell there doctors to meet a quota so the drug company gives them more money. AKA the big version of what happens on every street corner in america.
 
haha i am using something similar to this to get my knee surgery rushed. I was supposed to be in New Zealand for a tryout with a semi-pro team, this week actually (Rugby if you dont know)but my torn ACL and MCL kinda fooked that over. I did however get rushed in 4 months early for my surgery because of my Alberta and Varsity rugby stuff. How long do you have to wait for surgery in BC miss ____ i forgot who posted above me, fireunderwater maybe?
 
i dont think it qwould fly for a class/school though. Doesnt matter though cause at my school if you tella teacher that you arent coming for anyreason you are pretty much excused.
 
damnit now i cant drink for like 3 weeks, after surgery, or for 2 days before, this blows its spring party season....ha i kinda sound like an alcoholic now
 
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