Proctor Man gets DWI... While Driving a La-Z-Boy

[caucasian_chad]

So this happened in the town next to mine, pretty funny shit. It made Conan and Leno last night.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1022091lazboy1.html

Only in Proctor...

 

[BC.]

i wonder how much they are gonna sell that chair off for...

 

[caucasian_chad]

auction. Some kids in my school are thinking about trying to get it.

 

[debrickshaw]

i want that lay z boy

 

[baethoven]

his charges seemed a bit harsh. granted i don't know how fast he was driving/how fast it goes, or the damage of the parked car, but c'mon he was driving a fucking chair.

 

[caucasian_chad]

It wasn't. The police report in my link says he's already been arrested for a 1st degree DWI and his license was revoked.

 

[Hack.The.Pow.]

hahaha thats pretty funny. Sounds a little harsh but maybe not because I dont know the full story/his previous record

 

[baethoven]

yea that's probably the case

 

[thedutchmayn]

holy fuck theyre really nailing this guy to the wall here! he's gotta be pissed. a cool cop could've just made him pay the damage later and put him in the drunk tank and kept the ride at the station impound and given it back to him after.

 

[caucasian_chad]

Rather than make a new thread, I'll just bump my old one.

Check out what his thing is going for on eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150384476487

(sorry, the link thing isn't working for me right now)

 

[vincepru]

lol i saw that on the news, i almost fucking died

 

[yuck]

reminds me of this:

motorized picnic table! yeahhhhh

 

[Tinga]

amazing