Procrastination went too deep

whoa-dere

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so i just remembered that i have a presentation, i might go tomorrow i might go on wednesday. shit, right now i don't have ANYTHANG for it. You are supposed to pick a song for your partner to do the presentation on, the song is supposed to reaveal your partner's personality, traits, what he likes etc.., we need to analyze both its lyrics and rhythms

he chose we run ny by big L, my brain is frozen right now and i can't think of anything. HELP!

here's the song

lyrics

[Notorious BIG]

Bed-Stuy, the place where my head rests

Fifty shot clip if a ***** wan' test

I make yo' mouthpiece obese like Della Reese

When I release, you loose teeth like Lil' Cease

***** please, blood floods yo' Dungarees

And that's just the half on my warpath

Laugh now cry later, I rhyme greater

than the average playa hater, and spectators

buy my CD twice; they see me in the streets

They be like, "Yo he nice, but that's on the low doe"

Be the cats with no dough, tried to play me at my show

I pull out fo'-fo's, and go up in they clothes

Short-change ******, snort-caine ******

Extortion came quicker, bought the Range *****

Ya still tickle me, I used to be as strong as Ripple be

til Lil' Cease crippled me

Now I play hard, like my girls nipples be

The game sour like like a pickle be, y'all know da rules

Move from BK to New Jeruz -- thinkin bout

all the planes we flew, bitches, we ran through

Now the year's new, I lay my game flat

I want my spot back, take two

Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, ****** envious

Too many ****** on my dick, excrement strenuous

When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina

Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)

Blood rushin, concussions, ain't nothin

Catch cases, come out frontin, smokin somethin

Sippin White Russians, queen in the Benz bumpin

I laced it wit the basic, six TV's a system

Knockin Mase excrement, face it, we hard to hit

Guard ya excrement, 'fore I stick you, for your re-up

Wipe the pee up, mixed shots, woke your seed up

Go in the ashtray, spark the weed up,

[Big L]

I'm from the Danger Zone where MC's get slain

We're thugs that never hesitate to squeeze the flame

Check it, my whole crew holdin

We all got rides wit extra features

It's a bunch of ya'll, one got dough, the rest is leeches

You probably mad cuz I be sexin divas

I should pull this pistol out and make you touch your sneakers

I'm on some cool out excrement, but I will pull this tool out quick

And put some holes in your new outfit

You frontin hard cuz you whip a Range

But it's a 4.0, you nerd *****, you heard Jigga now get your change

You ain't a willy you a small soldier

Give it up son it's all over

And you never sold a, pound of cane

You a clown wit fame, goin down the drain

All yo' excrement sound the same

I'ma shine pop-o, cuz when you got dough your rocks glow

L got a hot flow that rap coppo

I'm Uptown's smoothest, my first album left you clowns clueless

Sayin I'm wack, you ****** sound foolish

****** hate to see L bubble, they'd rather see L struggle

Cuz what they sell, I'ma sell double

You wanna see rocks, then look at L's wrist

If you see me in the club drinkin Mo' that means they don't sell Cris

[Big Pun]

The king of New York! Lays his crown in the Boogie Down

And sprays the town, with a Mac hoodied down

I'm no joke!

Yo we the Bronx avengers

Partners in these peelan adventures

We the monster ****** in your dreams that be stompin ya senseless

So be conscious of us, if you march against us

Im a call my gentas and you nondescripters gonna have to face the

consequences

We large placentas and you small change

Hittin ****** long range, wrong gauge

Leavin ****** John Blaze

Crime pays if you nice with yours

The Bronx is where you fight for yours

Ice across, slice cigars, light cigars

All day, wylin freestylin in the hallways

Broadway aint got more drama than Watson off a card game

This aint the old days shorties was bustin, aint no ****** jokin

Some ***** called me a German, I had to bust him open

My brothers holdin me down with heavy artillery

Chevies and willies be chilin in front of every facility

Joey from Trinity so he raps Forrest

You could save the best for us

But you still better place your bets on us

The Bronx baby, where the best get blown

My restin zone, come on ***** test your throne

Im blessed with chrome, so leave your vest at home

I dont aim for the chest queen, strictly necks and domes

you know you'll get K
 
drink beer all night long and throw up everywhere tomorow... you wont have to do that presentation and youl have more time to do it.
 
OKAY I'LL HELP. ASSUMING I HAVE THIS RIGHT, YOUR PARTNER IS BLACK, ENJOYS PARTIES AND BITCHES. ....... you should probably chose a song that isn't that rippityrap
 
Why don't you pick a shorter song?

As it is, I'm not even going to bother reading that because it's too long and probably doesn't even have a meaning. But, I'm going to go out on a limb and take a guess at the theme: fuck bitches, get money, smoke weed.
 
Just from skimming the lyrics it appears your partner thinks you're garrulous, frequently incoherant, hypersensitive to disrespect, and prone to violence.
 
Grab one of your friends out of the audience, go up to present with your partner, and just throw this on.

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Everyone will be like awww they're best friends, that's so cuteee A+ bitch
 
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