Pro War 2002

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If you could get into a fight what pros would you have on your side and what pros would you wanna fight on the other side?

It seems so people are so concerned with what pros do or don't say so lets hear it.

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I would have Jon Reedy for his Ninga Skillz.

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on my side-mike d(he seems tough as hell), philou(hes a big guy), the 3 phils (im assuming they have some moves they pull together), olsson(hes a good skier)

on the other side-leskinen and burke(i might be able to rip some clothes off), mike nick(his ass is always sore so it could be kicked easily), moseley(who doesnt like kicking the pretty boys ass?)

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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JF and Philou. oh yeah! vinnie too, so he could get a kick in and then run away!

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FUCK YOU ALL...It'll be me and Josh Loubek takin all you mother fuckin pussies ta church, ya heard?

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
 
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I'll just take seth on my side. That guy doesn't go down....look at that shit.....i swear nobody could touch him.

My oposition would consist of anyone crazy enough to fight seth.

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me and philou vs. mike wilson the prick.

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Loubek, Morrison ( he beat up some guy at high north last year) , philou, jf, and baptiste rousset ( cause hes a crazy telemarking nut)

 
my team would be me, jf, philou, and tony. and we would fight tanner, mickael, turpin, and pep.

theres no way we would lose that fight, all the kids we'd be up against would be so high that they would sit on the couch while we beat there asses.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
I'd want JF, Morrison, Loubek, McKonkey, Aaron McGovern, and all the big mountain guys.

I want to punch Tanner and Raps in the face everytime I see them talk, so I would pick them to destroy.

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Why was the kleenex dancing?

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oh yeah! Loubek! hhahaahahhaa. what a joke...

yeah, could i get Valelly?

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HAHAHAH...most pros are like 5'6 and little bitches. I would say Philou cause well at 6'2 and 200 pounds he is a big boy. Rex Thomas also a big guy. Jon who is also pretty big. And of course Tom Crosby, aka Tommywise...trust me thats one guy you would want on your side. Personally my list of people I would love to beat. Evan Rapps (rich jewish kid pretending to be a gansta from the city), Josh Loubec for making skiing seem so lame time and time again, Tanner Hall (I could beat him on skis but I bet I could kick his ass), CR Johnson if for no other reason than he is buddies with Rapps.

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I say I want reedy on my side cause if if not, ya never know when he's gonna rape yare ass

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All i would need is Jeff Thomas. He would protect me.

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i'd wanna fight like vinnie or jeff thomas or another guy who's short and non-threatening. or go after the kids - watch your back austin.

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warren tanner cause he's cool and a bad motho when he needs to be and philou cause he's huge and vinnie cause he could run through there legs and kick em and stuff.

and on the enemy side i would have sarah and kristi along with mike wilson cause i hate that bitch.

i predict in year 2010 there will be no snowboarders and all freeskiers , why because skiing kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Jeff Thomas vs. Vinnie Dorion?

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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Philou for sure hes big, Yannic cuz hes the man.. always trying to fight me for my licorice at SMS, Mike D. cuz anyone who can handle Smarts camp while his wife is giving birth can handle some bar room scuffle and JF cuz he seems like the general tempermental drunken frenchman you always wish was on your side but hardly ever is.

On the other side would be Tanner Hall cuz he skis like a monkey. Vinnie cuz after his one little kick hed run off and Mike Nick cuz i hate his odd liu kang like snowblade grab he throws with everything

 
man, im fuxked up, and all i can say is.

If philou goined my side, we'd be unstop-able-

i've been in 3 fights toinght, so fuck off, im hard, whatever-

my other boys would come from other people you don;t know yet!

THere sick, were sick, we will fucken murder you if your better than us, m, not talkin shit,

i';sll just let you silly ass drop a line in whister next season.

then i'll read about your sorry ass in the pique.

(sorry your dead now, if you read this far haha)

u dead

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
 
i'll change my answer, es22 is right, the cml would beat anyone, i especially want coker on my side, hes a scrappy little fucker, but i'm scared as hell of him. its a good thing hes my friend.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
all i would need is a hockey stick vs Evan Rapps, that guy is a wigger, he would be the only one i would want to beat the shit out of.

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dude, i'd want vinnie on my side. he is really buff. hes short and all but he is fuckin strong as hell

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

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Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
koben pretty much just gave the golden ticket! best fight for sure! haha so much anger they'd be raging!

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
 
I would fight you Jon. haha JK bro.

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'The man does have a point Tanner'

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Why would you want to fuck with Szocs? He is a very mature, down to earth and caring individual. Even when you do something wrong he aopolgizes for you!

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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yea, he's a great role model for all the kids that look up to him. hrmm...

and i could take jon - just smoke him up, than beat him up. i just wouldn't want to fight anyone on crack - i made that mistake once, i stole my buddies grilled cheese sandwich and he flipped out and tried to kick my ass, hate to get his shit real pissed off.

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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

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i'd want that guy from Mind the Addiction who did the 100' lawndart. damn, he looks like he can take anything.

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i would wanna fight all the skiboarders

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
i dont realy care about rapps and tanner but i do think it is funny that all my friends laugh at them when they see them in mags and stuff they look at.that one scratch add in somethign, all the urban stuff just seems wierd to me you obvioulsy came from a nice place if you ski. i dont care anymore though whatever they want to do

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Wicked ive just turned this forum into a 2 page monster.

and i would want me and the three phils

Legends.

 
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