pro skiing rumble

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enick

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a thought came to my head, what if there was a huge pro skiing royal rumble?? all of the pro skiers u can think of got in the ring and duked it out...id put my money on someone big like phil pourier...

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jesus of nazerath
 
really...how long ago, i just thought of it

the snozberries taste like snozberries

jesus of nazerath
 
dude are you sure your not in a gang?

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id give it to that huge guy in the dna add in freeze. what a tank...

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Forget about all those other wusses ... Brad Holmes would be kickin ass and takin names long beach style ...... yo

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The guy in the DNA ad would win FOR SURE! Except the person who's head is on the body is not the guy. The guy who owns the body is a super cool dude, in special forces and just got back from a crazy mission in Iraq. He's a super bad ass.

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Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
yeah like this one time when i got a boner...

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we all know it would be our own John Reedy (guy in DNA ad), he's a massive fellow alright.

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^no jon reedy is not the one thier talkin bout in the dna add, its another huge fucker whos got arms the size of basketballs. hes a bad mother fucker

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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McConkey would dominate over everyone!

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Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?
 
lol 'I'm pretty sure that you are the only one who thinks around here...' fucking classic

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irotate if your talking about the security guy, osbviously he's massive but he's not a pro. Reedy is the guy in the workboots and the the blonde hair, he is also a pretty solid guy.

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i think tanner would get the shit kicked out of him, so would pep, they both look so wimpy....

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jesus of nazerath
 
ya hibbert definatly knows how to take it but i dought he knows how to give it. i say phil laro's if anyone else has seen him in person you'll know what im talkin about. hes scary.

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dont get it twisted
 
Seth Morrison, he'd run up the stairs and jump of and alnd on people and wouldn't get hurt. Pain effects him less, cause he takes so many massive falls.

 
i think glen plake could do a lot of damage with that mohak of his, man if that shit was sharp, he could slit some throughts....

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jesus of nazerath
 
u guys are forgetting lcp, all those guys take a beating, watch without a cause and u will know what i am talking about, they would dominate

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i think brizad holmes would take it

but on a more important note which pro FEMALE skier would win in a mud wrestling match.

skis huh... great....they yours?..... both of 'em

dont, hanz is a dick man
 
dude... what about Mike D, he could definatley beat some people with his cane.

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