Pro Skier Beefs
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TannerCoulter.
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doubt that one, but i bet some girls are gonna have beef with jon symms after his AMAZING commentary. that was genius
im pretty sure the tanner and sammy thing was just a misunderstanding
1111111111111111
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yeah he flashed c crew in TBC without even knowing he was gonna be in the movie. Tanner thought bitches was frontin so stepped up quick to sammyC ya digggg??
scroll down to Live Blogging of the U.S. Women's Slopestyle finals
http://www.johnsymms.com/journal/?m=200802
http://www.johnsymms.com/journal/?m=200802
haha i agree with symms
live blogging the women’s us open slopestyle finals
February 1, 2008
While you enjoy this, please do me a favor and check out my new EXPN.com blog. You won’t be sorry.
3:56 p.m. Don’t know who this is. Woah, nice 360. She almost grabbed
her skis on that one. Coming into the second jump and…she eats shit and
blows up.
4:00 p.m. Nice fakie 180, Kristi. Oops. Stays on her feet. And she’s
skipping the rest of the course. At least she didn’t blow up and eat
shit like the rest of the girls. Kristi’s ability to ski from top to
bottom without injury might just bump her into that coveted first-place
spot.
4:02 p.m. Angeli VanLaanen just skied from top to bottom, only
skipped one feature, and only looked like she was going to eat serious
shit one time. She’s in first now for sure.
4:05 p.m. Look out. Here comes Stephanie Meyers. Careful with those
knees, Steph. Nice straight air. Uncle E says, “That’s a 90 off, isn’t
it?” It is, Chris. Stephanie Meyers seriously upped the ante on that
last run. Kim Lamarre is way out in first right now. I bet her run is
sick. I joined the contest after her first run though. Hibbert says,
“Come on, Meg. Bring out the 900.” Yeah right.
4:08 p.m. Uncle E is bringing spectators back from commercial with
the quote, “Slopestyle for you newcomers…” I guess he doesn’t realize
that all the newcomers are competing in the women’s slopestyle right
now. Meg just blew up and ate shit on the flat-down box. No worries,
Meg. You’d only have to worry if somebody behind you was about to land
a run.
4:10 p.m. Kim Lamarre. She just ate shit on the knuckle of jump #3.
However, she grabbed her skis three times before that, which is three
more times than the rest of the field grabbed their skis. And then,
despite the bummer in the middle, she just did some legit-ass rail
tricks on the bottom. If I could do Kim’s rail stuff, maybe I could
compete in a slopestyle. She’s going to win.
4:12 p.m. Uh oh, Kim. Some girl with a name I’m not going to try to
spell just spun more than 360 on one of the jumps, and she slid the
down-flat-down rail.
4:14 p.m. Kim’s safe. Aerts is into 3rd. That’s legit. She had a
legit run. Kim ought to think about moving up to the big leagues and
competing in the slopestyle coming up after the girls’ contest.
4:15 p.m. 360. 360. 360. Skip the rest of the course. The crowd goes wild.
4:18 p.m. Battersby makes it to the bottom without getting hurt. She
might pop up into first. I didn’t see Kim’s run, but Ashley spun a lot,
and looked much less like she was going to blow up and eat shit than
any of the rest of the girls I’ve seen. She could take it. Just more
proof that ESPN needs to boost ratings and put women’s slopestyle into
the X Games.
4:20 p.m. Shanny Coen is going for it. Great fakie 180! Going big on
jump 2 and…she lands right on her side/face. Thanks for coming out,
Shanny.
4:21 p.m. Van Valin calls out a 540. Somehow this girl did a 5 taking off and landing forward. Amy Sheehan.
4:22 p.m. Commercial break. I’m glad I’m not judging this event. How
do you tell one phenomenal 360 muscle-flex from another? The technical
subtleties of these runs take a well-seasoned adjudicatory eye to
discern.
4:24 p.m. Ashley Battersby just shot up into first place. Better
luck next year, Kim. Maiko Hara just did an inward 270 off of the flat
rail. Progressive. Uncle E is trying to piece the lead change together
and says, “maybe it was that switch 540 up top.” Maybe. Maybe it was
that switch 270 disaster at the 2004 Powder Magazine Superpark.
4:27 p.m. Anna Segal killed the jumps. Then she killed herself on the rails. Better luck next year, Anna.
4:29 p.m. Caia something has just done some very stylie turns around
the jumps in the course. She got a little sketchy going through some
soft stuff on the sides. But her decision to stay out of the air should
lock her up the fastest time on the course thus far.
4:33 p.m. Stephanie Meyers. Last chance to dethrone Battersby and
her masterful handling of everything on the course except for her skis
(get it? she didn’t grab). And she eats shit. Work on keeping your eyes
open off the takeoffs, Steph. Keep those eyes open, and you’ll land
flat on your back far less.
4:36 p.m. Ashley takes it home. Nice job, Ashley.
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live blogging the women’s us open slopestyle finals
February 1, 2008
While you enjoy this, please do me a favor and check out my new EXPN.com blog. You won’t be sorry.
3:56 p.m. Don’t know who this is. Woah, nice 360. She almost grabbed
her skis on that one. Coming into the second jump and…she eats shit and
blows up.
4:00 p.m. Nice fakie 180, Kristi. Oops. Stays on her feet. And she’s
skipping the rest of the course. At least she didn’t blow up and eat
shit like the rest of the girls. Kristi’s ability to ski from top to
bottom without injury might just bump her into that coveted first-place
spot.
4:02 p.m. Angeli VanLaanen just skied from top to bottom, only
skipped one feature, and only looked like she was going to eat serious
shit one time. She’s in first now for sure.
4:05 p.m. Look out. Here comes Stephanie Meyers. Careful with those
knees, Steph. Nice straight air. Uncle E says, “That’s a 90 off, isn’t
it?” It is, Chris. Stephanie Meyers seriously upped the ante on that
last run. Kim Lamarre is way out in first right now. I bet her run is
sick. I joined the contest after her first run though. Hibbert says,
“Come on, Meg. Bring out the 900.” Yeah right.
4:08 p.m. Uncle E is bringing spectators back from commercial with
the quote, “Slopestyle for you newcomers…” I guess he doesn’t realize
that all the newcomers are competing in the women’s slopestyle right
now. Meg just blew up and ate shit on the flat-down box. No worries,
Meg. You’d only have to worry if somebody behind you was about to land
a run.
4:10 p.m. Kim Lamarre. She just ate shit on the knuckle of jump #3.
However, she grabbed her skis three times before that, which is three
more times than the rest of the field grabbed their skis. And then,
despite the bummer in the middle, she just did some legit-ass rail
tricks on the bottom. If I could do Kim’s rail stuff, maybe I could
compete in a slopestyle. She’s going to win.
4:12 p.m. Uh oh, Kim. Some girl with a name I’m not going to try to
spell just spun more than 360 on one of the jumps, and she slid the
down-flat-down rail.
4:14 p.m. Kim’s safe. Aerts is into 3rd. That’s legit. She had a
legit run. Kim ought to think about moving up to the big leagues and
competing in the slopestyle coming up after the girls’ contest.
4:15 p.m. 360. 360. 360. Skip the rest of the course. The crowd goes wild.
4:18 p.m. Battersby makes it to the bottom without getting hurt. She
might pop up into first. I didn’t see Kim’s run, but Ashley spun a lot,
and looked much less like she was going to blow up and eat shit than
any of the rest of the girls I’ve seen. She could take it. Just more
proof that ESPN needs to boost ratings and put women’s slopestyle into
the X Games.
4:20 p.m. Shanny Coen is going for it. Great fakie 180! Going big on
jump 2 and…she lands right on her side/face. Thanks for coming out,
Shanny.
4:21 p.m. Van Valin calls out a 540. Somehow this girl did a 5 taking off and landing forward. Amy Sheehan.
4:22 p.m. Commercial break. I’m glad I’m not judging this event. How
do you tell one phenomenal 360 muscle-flex from another? The technical
subtleties of these runs take a well-seasoned adjudicatory eye to
discern.
4:24 p.m. Ashley Battersby just shot up into first place. Better
luck next year, Kim. Maiko Hara just did an inward 270 off of the flat
rail. Progressive. Uncle E is trying to piece the lead change together
and says, “maybe it was that switch 540 up top.” Maybe. Maybe it was
that switch 270 disaster at the 2004 Powder Magazine Superpark.
4:27 p.m. Anna Segal killed the jumps. Then she killed herself on the rails. Better luck next year, Anna.
4:29 p.m. Caia something has just done some very stylie turns around
the jumps in the course. She got a little sketchy going through some
soft stuff on the sides. But her decision to stay out of the air should
lock her up the fastest time on the course thus far.
4:33 p.m. Stephanie Meyers. Last chance to dethrone Battersby and
her masterful handling of everything on the course except for her skis
(get it? she didn’t grab). And she eats shit. Work on keeping your eyes
open off the takeoffs, Steph. Keep those eyes open, and you’ll land
flat on your back far less.
4:36 p.m. Ashley takes it home. Nice job, Ashley.
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VT_scratch
Active member
oh man lets not try to start this. we dont want skiing turning into something like people magazine and all this gay gossip shit.
thanks
thanks
InfernoHits
Active member
rumor has it that 4bi9 is planning a hit on 2bi4's Creighton because he just turned 21. 4bi9 and 2bi4 obviously hate each other and he is one of the main promoters for the 2bi4 movement. I heard both gangs are meeting up in SLC TONIGHT and its oging to be an old school knife fight. I thought 4bi^Gay would have solved this beef but it just made everything a lot more violent... and gay.
TechnoPotamus
Active member
that's pretty funny, but it isn't going to help women's skiing much. was it really THAT awful?
Polar_Beer
Active member
270's on and off rails???? no way!!! who can do that?^
je_te_baise
Member
bla bla bla...
battersby go and pray instead of talk shit, poor cosco...mahahahah
battersby go and pray instead of talk shit, poor cosco...mahahahah
saucer_boy_lives
Member
1bi2 taking on whoever survives.