Pro Hoes

[foxy_brown]

Now i was chilling with this lad and everything was going fine until this girl started hitting on him at the bar

everybody knew we were going out cause we always made out in front of everyone and stuff

we were possibly the best couple i ever knew and nothing could stop us from loving each other

soon we got pretty serious, i had to have an abortion cause the condom split and he was scared

cause he is like 17 and im 27 and he wanted to go abroad for a few seasons, i considered it for a while

having had 2 kids previously i thought i would have the abortion to keep our relationship going

over time i began to realise he wasnt the same guy as before and he seemed off with me

over and over again id ring him to find out where he was but he never answered

like most girls i was spending time cleaning and in the kitchen but i thought id take up skiing hence im here

everday he would have missed calls on his phone and id be really confused, then i decided to

ring this number and find out who it was, some girl answered and i flipped, i found out hed been

sleeping with her every day for a week, still didnt beat our record of 24 times in 1 day

i hate him, he left me today for her because he said i could only hit the box and she was throwing

some massive tricks like misty 9's, i understood but felt so annoyed with him, hed cheated on me

gahh, i dont know what to do now, like his best friend came round earlier and we made out for a bit

and i think we could get serious, that should spite him

yeahhh, anyone else get dumped for someone else, he was a pro and i got him stolen by this ho

/rant

 

[.j.Scrilla]

^^^^ say what girl?

 

[VCharette]

what...that's a fucked relationship 17 vs 27?...really? and you wanted to have kids with you while he dumped you cause the other chick was a better skier? I doubt he woulda been a good father anyways haha

 

[geet]

this is an incredible story

 

[CoonKiller]

this thread may get pretty epic

 

[Bangor]

you just need to learn how to do D-spins.

in bed.

 

[TheBeardedOne]

that is pretty brutal.. good luck with that

 

[gmack24]

most dedicated alias rant ever. The 27 year old chick behind this story is the most stoned 16 year old dude ever.

 

[c-j-s]

if u look in at the first letter of every line it says newschoolers is gay haha

 

[yellav]

worrrrrd

 

[VCharette]

HO-LY FUCK

 

[InkShrink]

Don't waste your time on him. If he's leaving you for some trashy bitch who is a better skier than you then fuck him. Karma will come back and bitch that short ugly bitch in the ass and hopefully tear her ACL and MCL, and get hit by a bus so she'll be paralyzed, never skiing again. And for him, his dreams of skiing will be gone when he realizes that the cunt he slept with gave him AIDs.

/thread.

 

[Pernille]

bahahahaha.. nice spotted!

 

[slevin_kelevra]

someobody wants attention,

or...

youre 27 and want to have kids with a 17 yr old

said 17 yr old left you for some other girl who was a better skier

"like most girls i was spending time cleaning and in the kitchen"

^^^haha

 

[O.D.S.P.]

thats really stupid just cuz your not as good of skier. that guy prolly isnt that good of a guy

 

[.j.Scrilla]

smart... thats why your grades are so good but dude.. you sno.blade!

 

[Pippin]

Wow that 12 year old went took a lot of time of of his day to type that all out, well kudos for spotting that.

 

[c-j-s]

dude WE sno.blade

 

[.j.Scrilla]

^^ Ive seen foxy on sno.blades before!

 

[.Roockley.]

^ she rides anything haha

 

[daringharry]

I'm a pro hoe!

And lol at the letters say newschoolers is gay.

 

[.j.Scrilla]

HH does it now so were ok! phew

 

[Goku]

haha

 

[chickenwang]

epic alias post

 

[Abc567def]

+k cuz you are pretty nifty noticing that

 

[babujib]

holy alias batman!

 

[Hack.The.Pow.]

 

[dwhite]

that must have taken forever

 

[.SteezusChrist.]

 

[IceCreamer]

this

 

[notime_for_jokes]

YOU ARE AMAZING TELL ME HOW YOU SPOTTED THAT
so is that a coincedence or is this a fake story....?

 

[*steeze_is_good]

HAHAHA your right

 

[steezemeister]

my suspicions were first aroused when she stated that they had sex "24 times in one day", impossible

then someone pointed out that the letters spelled newschoolers is gay, and my suspicions were confirmed.

elementary, my dear watson

 

[Shlogan]

spark notes? haha I'm lazy

 

[fezz]

24 times in one day? pics or it didnt happen

 

[Bangor]

troll.

 

[VCharette]

basically she wants our opinion. she was with her friend and she wanted to hook up with this hot guy but she had to force her friend to hook up witht he dude's friend cuz he didnt wanna let his friend alone. She also included pictures of the guy she wanted to hook up with

 

[Goku]

i think this was just a made up story to say

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[Delphi]

Obvious troll is obvious.....if not, this is fucking ridiculous. You are 27, what the fuck are you doing attached to an immature little 17 year old. You are a moron, and 24 times in one day is impossible. shut the fuck up.

 

[Blurst]

ha thats pretty clever

 

[Shlogan]

all i needed haha

 

[.peter]

I'm gonna go ahead and call you out on this oneThere is no Fucking Way that that is a real story!

 

[thisandthatfilms]

haha

 

[fappy]

 

[SHampson]

off topic from this thread but on topic from the title on this thread. Word on the street is Pasty C. has been with quite a few prohos.

 

[artfullydodged]

jesus christ...

 

[k-rob]

this almost seems like somebody from /b/.

i hope /b/ doesn't know about us.

 

[geet]

the reason she did it is to obviously

have some sort of rise out of us.

i think she if its even a she clearly did it on purpose

no way is it by pure chance i mean think about things for a second

k?

 

[geet]

wed be fucked

 

[thisandthatfilms]

ITS OBVIOUS!!!11!!111!11111 RUN FOR THE HILLS

 

[MatRich]

the probability of that each letter falls at the right place at the right moment in the sentence to form this message is of exactly 9.8100666x 10 to the power of 31. that means you have exactly 1 chance out of 827240261886366800000 ( that to the power of two) for the letters to align perfectly. and thats not calculating the cnahce it takes to have a message about this website and not any other... that amount is rediculously improbable and probably incalculateable! I think its safe to say that it was on purpouse!

man I put way too much thought into that, oh well I think im clever and made myself laugh!