Pro hoes

I wish there were more pro hos so that even non pros could get some hos. Liek puck bunnies, but for newschool skiers.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
Puck bunnies can be kinda nasty... there aren't enough good looking ones, at least, not here. You'd be better off picking up girls the old fashioned way.

 
old fashioned way is asking their ather for permission to court them and then talking to them for a few weeks before marrying them

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
Puck Bunnies eh? When did this happen, since the beggining of junior hockey they've been called Puck Sluts or Puck Fucks. I think "Bunnies" gives them far too much credit.

I can't tolerate intolerant people!
 
haha, why dont u get girls the way everyone else does, like somone said above.....meet em at a party, ask em for their number, call em the next weekend...u dont need to be a skier to gst chicks...

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HEY, dont give me the finger! I will have you fucking killed!
 
ah the days of the punk bunnies....teehehehe

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pro hoes suck. i would hate to be a pro not ever knowing whether people like me for me, or because i'm a pro. it must get wierd...

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
my dad called my mom a pro hoe during an argument the other night at dinner and said that she would do anything to get backstage at the rod stewart concerts

i asked him what that meant and he wouldnt tell me

 
^agreed. ^^yea dude, get laid.

btw-Pro Hoes can be cool to have around, but thats about all they're good for, eye candy at the Armada house in Aspen two years ago. Damn, there were some good looking girls there after Tanner won slopestyle.

...he died doing what he loved. He will always be rememberd as a great snowboarder, but more importantly as a great friend.

In loving memory of Josh Malay.

RED TEAM!
 
haha. ok well you're clearly very simple people. and i'm 19, so yeah. nuff said.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
Yeah... although that denial is so transparent that it's not saying what you intended it to. But it's ok, man. It'll happen eventually.

 
lol

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
alright sweet. just as long as i know it's soon. thx.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
Banging dees bitches while im still in my boots, hoes see me, like a tree grow roots. Im ill sick nani' I aint been to a shoot, but since i got my Armadas i been in tha poot.

T

Tang

BangBangBang while she sang, then she made her way to my wang, I pull a cork 1080 like it aint no thang, then she asked to see my Jonnny Moseley Mad Trix Bling!

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
its not so much being a pro anymore. its how many pairs of jeans and belts you can get them for free.

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss
 
its all about being a pro-hoe-hoe....they need someone to fall back on when pros ditch em

CMc - *NSFD*

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, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer
 
hahaha I believe I know who you are referring to.

'dude, that one band that talked about child slavery, they owned' - midwest_jibber
 
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