Pretzel 270's are gay

[simmers]

I think that alley-oop 900 iron crosses are way cooler.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Dood. No. Pretzels look so good if done right.

(I don't know if this thread is a joke? haha)

 

[Greenish]

iron crosses are pretty baller...

 

[simmers]

haha. thanks. i did that later in the week when it was way slushier and landed on my belly.

 

[hollygrove]

BELLLAH

 

[rodenski5]

Symms what do you think about the complete lack of a backflip in any of the superunknown finalist videos?

 

[bowlripper]

symms do you take butt shots

 

[DeSena]

symmers your just pissed because wallisch could take you in any rail, or any urban. settle your tea kettle and go back to your gay alley opps no grab 9's

 

[bowlripper]

dominated?

 

[SilkyJohnson]

you do the dopes grabs in the pipe, next time dont spin or anything and just do sick grabs

 

[simmers]

you won't catch me doing an alley-oop no grab nine.

 

[crooks]

i will admit those japan grabs are sexy

 

[thejackal1177]

holy fucking pwn

 

[tjski]

not to mention those pants.

 

[DeSena]

ya your right, just your back flips, every hit, in every segment. backflip backflip backflip, hey congrats!!!!!

 

[philipc]

OWNAGE

 

[Carter23]

complete.

 

[crooks]

hahahah oh shit willy

 

[A_E]

firwst off he never says shit about tom wallisch, and geussing hes joking about pretzels being gay and ally oop 9 irons being the shit...hes making fun of simon casue he does that all day long, not himself. so he cant actually "go back to your gay alley opps no grab 9's" like you said.

 

[Luc.]

hahah yeh you sure showed him man. FUCK YOU FOR HAVING FUN JOHN! HOW DARE YOU!

 

[.Kellen.]

dew u even know how hard they are

 

[unchyll]

stop skiing

 

[skiierman]

So much hate where there shouldn't be any.

 

[Billiards.]

I would rather see a pretzel on a hand rail than a 9 in the pipe of any sort.

 

[seider]

what if the 9 was 40 feet in out off the pipe?

 

[seider]

fuck im illiterate and i cant type

 

[KZA]

and you own them both mang

 

[rudager]

whats a "pretzel"

 

[STAUSS]

i think we call that a ... burn. sick burn.

the japans are dope. i wont lie.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

its john symms idiot

 

[chickenwang]

usually served warm and buttery with salt or no salt

 

[MALONE]

uhuh. getting paid and selling gear....

 

[BennyB]

el oh el

 

[BennyB]

i must say though, i am quite partial to the alley oop 9 iron cross...gotta catch that air.

 

[--Daniel--]

a 270 pretzel is where you 270 on to the rail and then 270 out but spinning the opposite way you came on. it just means to switch the direction you spin the rail

 

[DRPSET]

John were you pointing at something 3rd hit at WSC cuz it think you were with your crazy tweaked mute

 

[hollygrove]

wowww

willy got nasty.

tisk tisk tisk.

 

[JesseWest]

i disagree

 

[PeterTosh]

dude simms just totally claimed alleoop 9 cross. and dogged on pretzels, at least i didnt say pretzels were gay.

 

[SHastatahoe]

Dear John Simms,

I think your super.

-ShastaTahoe.

 

[ESB]

You people are idiots if you think Symms is actually claiming an alley-oop 9 iron cross. Go watch the Squaw Valley Honda Ski Tour video on the front page, maybe you'll understand then.

 

[MALONE]

hah

 

[tha_CF]

sometimes cinnamin, and or parmesan.

but spin outta the rail opposite of how u spun onto it

 

[Ware]

aheeemmm dumont you ids

 

[fuck elvis]

tailpress pretzel? halfcab nose pretzel? lip pretzel?

fuck skiing.

 

[DeSena]

1st, I actually have talked to simmers and he said tom wallish is gay, his whole superunknown is gay, and he cant hit a jump over 15 feet, so im pretty sure thats too himm

 

[chickenwang]

have you seen his vid? the last jump in the park city part?

 

[Beamer12]

true statement

 

[almostaskier]

maybe your sarcasm meter is permanently destroyed?

 

[BkCountrySkrMO2]

ur gay

 

[Reed.]

he sucks on big jumps