Pretty funny salvia trip

That plant evil.

The Only time I smoked salvia I freaked. I knew I was in for a ride when a silent lighting bolt shot out of my mouth shortly after exhaling.I dont remember much but I thought all of the grass were tiny trees all whirpooling around and then a bright yellow man tried to get me to talk to Brittney Spears with vw beetles flying around in the backround. Never in my life had I experienced such a profound sense of Doom.

My friends said I chuckled for a few seconds and then just sat there with a blank look on my face for ten minutes or so. Spent the rest of the day feeling kinda icky after I came back to reality.

Legit for the next week I would get a glimpse of vw bugs out of the corner of my eye every so often. Its creepy shit and Im never touching the stuff again.
 
i have zero interest in salvia. i dont know ive just heard from plenty of people who tried it and either hated it or felt that one time was enough and never want to use it again. i dont think i know anyone who enjoyed if enough to want to do it regularly
 
Honestly salvia is not worth it just gives bad vibes don't even know why I used to do it so much never actually enjoyed it.
 
what the fuck.....i've tried this shit once and it didn't work, never have again. i don't even want to know what that dude saw to make him jump out of a window
 
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