Pretty fucking dirty

[Malcolm]

i was at subway this morning and this fat sweaty lady was making my sandwich and she couldnt fit those plastic gloves on her chubby hands so she was spraying windex in her gloves to lubricate them and i was just so grossed out i had to make a thread about it.

 

[Sno.]

I was at this breakfast place, and I was eating scrambled eggs, and they looked green to me. So I asked my bf if they looked green to him, and if I should eat them. He said that they looked fine and I should just eat them. So I ate some of them, then expressed my concern again, this time he was like "yeah, that's really weird I wouldn't eat that shit"...wtf?! I will post a pic shortly

 

[Sno.]

 

[samwise]

Good god, I hope the eggs are at the top of the plate and that's just lettuce...

 

[k-rob]

that looks disgusting. maybe it was really scrambled jizz, i saw a video of that somewhere.

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

Gross, but rich in protein.

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

thats disguisting...I woulndt of ate it..

 

[michelle]

To be completely fair, I used to work at Subway and those gloves are so hard to get on no matter what your size. I don't know what it is about them, but they are like a medieval torture device. Fuck, that was one of the reasons why I quit that place.

Although we were told to run our hands under some water and then put the gloves on, not spray windex on our hands.

 

[J.robinson]

i would punch her in the face if she touched my sandwich after spraying windex on her hands. honestly

 

[Static]

hahahahahaaaaaa

 

[cfox]

u didnt eat the sandwich did u ?

 

[Grube]

i wouldn't of eaten those i almost puked from just looking at the picture.

 

[doublexl]

where was this?

theres a black bear diner close to where i live.

 

[Malcolm]

i ate half of it before throwing it out. but the cookies were good

 

[inactive]

always are

 

[Chronic_]

whaaat the fuuuuck thats nasty like gross ass eggs. looks like someone sneezed in their hands and the mucus had sweaty sex and layed eggs and a huge fat waitress with greasy hair grabbed a frying pan that had been sitting in the sink for 3 days and scrambled them on that..

 

[Malcolm]

haha. bad expirience at a restaurant?

 

[Pippin]

amen, white choc macadamia ...i have such a craving for those now

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

Omg those are so ridiculously good. I eat there 2-4 times a week for lunch, i always get the macadamia. Fucking delicious.

 

[EricaCrass]

Those gloves come in different sizes. I myself tried to slip on a small pair today and basically cut off the circulation in my hands. Mediums are golden though.

 

[Pippin]

yah but you have to get the one being cooked, tell them to take out two for you, even if theyre not fully cooked, cause theyre even better then

but yah there are usually three sizees of gloves, we always had the med and large so it was never a problem

 

[Scott~]

Well youare probably going to die~

 

[DownhillDink]

haha good story