Pretty Damn Good Insult

Adamskinick

Active member
I DIDNT WRITE IT:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As

they

say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with

instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.

I

would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little

worm

deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,

a

weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a

revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared

richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth

into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,

abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and

then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same

species

as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very

thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid

you.

You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,

the

dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to

impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop

will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it

more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive

its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to

fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink

shame

of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea

of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,

nasty

and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are

unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that

reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important

statements

of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do

you

hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have

more

weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,

waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and

obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living

emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a

disease,

you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are

deficient

in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You

are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source

of

all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.

You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted

boggish

foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless

crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You

cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup

pratting

naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted

fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are

degenerate,

noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I

despise

everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard

stupid.

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond

the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are

trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far

that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no

intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on

Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire

galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some

primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure

essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond

the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is

an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me

again

for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant

questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of

the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped

away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say

anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.

I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of

babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have

learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us 'normal' people take

for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we

sometimes

forget that there are 'challenged' persons in this world who find these

things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I

would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been 'right'.

Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck

in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a

demand on you.

P.S.:

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,

deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,

opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,

racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,

imbecilic,

insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,

conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,

spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,

evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,

paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,

diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,

dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,

unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,

mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,

socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

(yes, I'm done now)

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
only nerds could unserstand that, how bout summarizing that to you fucktard stinky bag of shit...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
Wow, who wrote it then? Sounds like someone was a little ticked off! That or they wanted to show off the fact that they have been reading the dictionary.

 
Boy it was some girl's time of the month I'd say. Either that or it is Dspin7x's letter to the Children's Cancer Foundation.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
what about: snowboarder!!

very vexating

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

BUSH WON!!
 
man you need a dictionary to get that shit. I think usin those insults well get you made fun of more and leave the person you were tryin to insult feelin not insulted at all

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
If someone said that whole thing to me, i'd be more impressed than than insulted.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
i read the first few lines adn assumed that the rest was just as bad...pretty good but i dont think ill be using it on anyone soon 1 beacuse i dont understand half of it and 2 because i couldnt remember the first line

DO$

'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'

 
i wouldn't be affened if someone said that to me, i would just punch them, because they wasted like 3mins of my life i couldn't get back

*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
if someone said that to me, this is all that i'd be hearing:BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH-YOU-BLAH-BLAHBLAH-ARE-BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH-STOOOOPID-BLAHBLAH

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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?'
The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
 
i wouldnt be insulted if someone said any of those to me. they all sound like jokes

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yea... they all sound like some gay peom

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Sick!
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee
'I had a talk with mother nature, i'm not kidding. She came into my room, we discussed it over hot chocolate' - *B$hip*

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boing 747 to get peanuts' ~t-man152
 
or you could just say that you suck at life, lots shorter

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J-unit represent

'yeah, I got a 'lac.... let's race'
 
^ yeah i use that one a lot. seems to get the point across

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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
 
too long, you would get punched in the face after the 3rd line

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
you'd just get laughed out of town

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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?'
The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
 
hahahah dspin7x's letter ahahahahha GENIUS!!!

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