PRESSURE!

[Skierguy1234]

so my one friend is super religious, and he wont have sex or anything with his girlfriend. One night he confessed to some kids that he "PRESSURES" his girlfriend...everyone looked at him like "wtf is that?" he explained that he pushes his knee against his girlfriends vag in different directions until she climaxes. so basically everyone just makes jokes about kneeing girls in the vag. probably the funniest thing ive ever heard.

 

[doublexl]

i punched a bitch in the snatch once

 

[no_steeze]

that probably takes days to make her climax

pee in her butt is now replaced with "knee her in the vag"

 

[angus_k_]

i just laughed so hard a chip got caught in my throat and then i cough it out but it was super sharp because i hadnt chewed it enough yet. So thanks

 

[iAMsoHARD]

i like it when boys knee my vag.

 

[steezinseagal]

then youll love me baby my knees are like shaq's, but not fat shaq, thin shaq when his knees were more knobby so its more intense

 

[iAMsoHARD]

i dont know if you could handle me.

 

[Malcolm]

HAHAHA. oh and i just lost the game

 

[orange.]

YES!!!

 

[bobross]

DAMNIT

 

[KravtZ]

hahaha wat a bitch

 

[mattster]

FALCON PUNNNNCH!

 

[AltaByrdSkier]

hahaha that is hilarious. "knee in the vag"

 

[Jwalk]

wouldnt fingering be a little easier

 

[pianoman]

i'm having relationship problems, what should i do?

 

[Skibumsmith]

I'd bet $5 that that's some dudes alias.

 

[afrocentric]

truer words have never been spoken...

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

knee in her vag dude! its the new pee in her butt deal.

 

[afton_steeze]

PcParkFreak, you're already at 10/10.

but, imaginary +1

 

[pianoman]

holy crap it worked, we're back together again.

 

[eric25]

Hahahaha. That is definitely one of the better stories I've heard.

 

[babujib]

fuck i suck at the game now, ive lost like 3 tiems in one day

 

[cab509]

for some reason that made me laugh more than kneeing in the snatch.

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Its the pressure, building down on her, its the pressure, building down on her...

 

[urbanjib]

oh my...KNNEEE MMMEEE BABY!!!

 

[[~_~]]

hahaha I love religion.

 

[iAMsoHARD]

knee to vag BUMP!

 

[VCharette]

lady's man