Press Release: The Golden Wheelchair

I WAS THE FIRST!

naterizzle-yeah, mt. spo's dirty rails that spark are the coolest. almost as cool their icy landings on the sketchy jumps that we know and love.

*CAM

VIVA LOS ESEs

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NWFT 4 EVER

(O.o)

 
Mankind, which in Homer's time was an object of contemplation for the Olympian gods, now is one for itself. Its self-alienation has reached such a degree that it can experience its own destruction as an aesthetic pleasure of the first order.

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WTF? This is three years old and the creator brought it back, but he is talking about Homer and philosophy or something?
 
haha, my friends and i did something like this once, but we called it the "knob award". we had a golden doorknob tied on a string like a necklace and it was awarded for saying or doing something dumb.
 
I vote oboe. With his severe case of autism, he needs a wheel chair for his and our own safety.
 
I am in agreement with this comment. for a moment I thought this thread was a new golden wheelchair thread... nothing but disappointment
 
I don't know about that one... she is quite sharp-tongued, and almost all members disagree with her on one point or another, but I have yet to see a post of hers that is truly retarded on a level with past nominees and winners
 
Read this thread and re-consider.

newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/560694/

She said so many dumb things, but I think this quote best shows her level of retardation:

"i don't really know how to explain...but basically depression is really

literally all in your head. the imbalanced chemicals are caused by

negative thoughts, or growing up in a negative environment. good

therapy, positive thinking (as fucked up as this sounds), and working

to change your thinking patterns can change the imbalance itself. (i am

stating now that i have absolutely no knowledge or experience or

information on whether this is relevant to types of manic depression or

bipolar disorder.)"
 
Wait nvm this is better.

"ok, so masochism, depression, drug addictions, ocd, are all diseases?

you guys are retarded. i guess smoking is a disease too!"
 
14054817:TRVP_ANGEL said:
I grant this years Golden Wheelchair winner to [tag=255817]@CLQ[/tag]
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Hahahahaha this thread is so offensive and insensitive that it shines as one of the last remaining gems of a pre-PC society!

Aw that's cute, but I think the term you're looking for is "nominate" as it appears only OP vests this power.

I nominate [tag=258381]@bolake[/tag] because I think he is truly a moron.

**This post was edited on Aug 29th 2019 at 12:34:36pm
 
14054830:Fogdart said:
Hahahahaha this thread is so offensive and insensitive that it shines as one of the last remaining gems of a pre-PC society!

Aw that's cute, but I think the term you're looking for is "nominate" as it appears only OP vests this power.

I nominate [tag=258381]@bolake[/tag] because I think he is truly a moron.

**This post was edited on Aug 29th 2019 at 12:34:36pm
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OP also said he'd grant one everyday, indeed he deserves the title of Wheelchair Overlord
 
Shit Ya know what. None of your other posts suck but this one just stuck out in my mind when I saw this thread. A+ quality

I was out here whipin up borger at macdaddys and I give this dude in a i8 pulls up and I give him his shit and tell him his car is awesome instantly he says ill pick you up on Saturday and you can drive it I can't thank him enough and I ask him why he says its part of the Arabic culture
 
14054836:Fogdart said:
Shit Ya know what. None of your other posts suck but this one just stuck out in my mind when I saw this thread. A+ quality

I was out here whipin up borger at macdaddys and I give this dude in a i8 pulls up and I give him his shit and tell him his car is awesome instantly he says ill pick you up on Saturday and you can drive it I can't thank him enough and I ask him why he says its part of the Arabic culture
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shit you right
 
14054830:Fogdart said:
Hahahahaha this thread is so offensive and insensitive that it shines as one of the last remaining gems of a pre-PC society!

Aw that's cute, but I think the term you're looking for is "nominate" as it appears only OP vests this power.

I nominate [tag=258381]@bolake[/tag] because I think he is truly a moron.

**This post was edited on Aug 29th 2019 at 12:34:36pm
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Either him or [tag=263997]@CrackHead.[/tag] win it for sure
 
14054832:TRVP_ANGEL said:
OP also said he'd grant one everyday, indeed he deserves the title of Wheelchair Overlord
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OP actually kept up with it for many years. It was even in the news section for about a year or 2. The thread was also a sticky. It died because of an overload of stupid. Also I think OP quit NS
 
14055085:freestyler540 said:
OP actually kept up with it for many years. It was even in the news section for about a year or 2. The thread was also a sticky. It died because of an overload of stupid. Also I think OP quit NS
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well he's back now lol
 
14055146:freestyler540 said:
Lets see!

@Crystal-needs-a-park show yourself please! I hope Im doing this right
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[tag=10957]@Crystal-needs-a-park

Sometimes the tagging lags and doesn't select.

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14055151:freestyler540 said:
Thank you. thumbs up to ya
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[tag=16430]@freestyler540[/tag] I suppose I graduated, figuratively and literally, to just talking shit to people’s faces. And really, stupidity will never be vanquished, and is celebrated enough already. Hail President Camacho!
 
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