having not bothered to read the last 20 posts or so, I will offer my guide to becoming a typical conservative american.
1. Become a Christian.
2. Dig a large hole.
3. Only watch Fox News.
4. Live in large hole, cut off from the entire world outside of America.
5. Make sure to label anyone and everyone who sees something wrong in America as a 'stupid hippie liberal' or a 'terrorist'. Better yet, call them all terrorists.
6. Support Bush in every decision he makes. Who cares if his programs designed to help the country not only suck, but fail, he's the President, and as Americans, we HAVE to support him. (see 'no child left behind' for failed, and 'clean air' act for sucky, not to mention his 'abstanence only' sex education programs, and ability to ignore the most basic scientific principles when making decisions, cause hell, the bible HAS to be right).
-Pat