prego teens.

just like my history teacher says, kegger = pregger

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

'Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other'

'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,

And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
 
i think it was ok , she hit you first

you shoulda stabbed her gangsta style

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
ya babbies suck! the only time they are ok is when they haven;t pooped and they arn;t crying! (NOT MOST OF THE TIME!!!)

and ya it is funny when girls that old get pregnant.

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COMMON SENSE!

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS A STUDENT!

*my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh
 
a 7th grader in my town is pregnant.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
first off, i think it was rude of you to try to trip a pregnant girl! you could have killed her baby and that baby could have been the person who cured cancer, so she shouldnt get an abortion because he/she might have had an important purpose...irishdrink-when you get old, fat and wrinkly and are diagnosed with ovarian cancer, wouldnt you love a magical drug that could cure you? maybe her baby would be that man/woman...hmmmm think about that.....interesting

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
tell that chick that if she doesn't want to keep her kid, then she should sell it on ebay. thats what i do with my poop and people buy it.

I don't wipe
 
I don't see why everyone's so pissed off. First off some chick gets herself pregnant, not by accident(which it isn't if you don't use ANY form of protection), then you make fun of her hillbilly boyfriend/baby-daddy, so she tries to punch you and you trip her. I personally think that's fuckin hilarious. I mean, could she have chosen a better way to prove that she was more ghetto than she already seemed? Picking a fight with a girl who talked trash about her bf? I hope they have a big trailer...

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
yeah she was probably white trash or a mexican, and thats one of the problems because the really stupid white trash and mexicans have like 10 kids by the time that they are 25, and they are poor as fuck so they raise them shittily, and then you have 10 fucked up stupid kids in the world that people really didnt need, then the smart people have a kid or two and they raise them properly, and one might even get killed off by a dumb mexican, so basically the world is being flooded with stupid genes, while the smart genes are becoming less and less prevalent, so what i propose is that people can only have kids when they are allowed to by the government, so we will have a smart generation that is well raised, and the world will become a better place

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
if i was the boyfriend and you were saying shit, then tripped my pregnant girlfriend, id punch you right in the nose. but im not in the situation at all, so i think its pretty funny. and id get an abortion in a second.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
ahhh 'dont be a foo, wrap yo tool' what a great line

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
Baby at 15=Life over. I can't even imagine all the good times I would have missed out on from when I was 15 until I was 23+ if I had to take care of a kid.

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
iris im with u. i see tho chick at my school thats like 8 months along and its so gross... her dumm ass got knoked up and its just sick to see that at 15 they should have to go to another school...and u triped her thats funny

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trust is something that comes easy, when u'v never been a victom
 
you said 'you dont just hit people to solve your problems' your fucking making fun of the girlfriends boyfriend so your creating a fucking problem. your a bitch.

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I wanna kill this man but he turn around and ran I'de kill him with karate i learned in japan He wouldnt see my face i wouldnt leave a trace i wouldnt use a bullet cause a bullets a disgrace. Ah mamma i never thought i was a murderin man. But tonight im on my way.

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shit, when i saw the title, i thought this thread was going to be about some new prego (spagetti sauce) ad... i'm fucking heartbroken now...

but as far as the real reason of thread goes - you're not making the situation any better by making fun of her, but at the same time, it's not too good of an idea for her to be trying to take a swing at you (i'm kind of guessing that your reaction was automatic when she swung at you and you were just acting in self-defence). so technically, both of you are at fault.

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'hitler on a stick i tell ya. The new frozen treat from COMMUUNIST CHINA'

 
Astomp and JD, I agree with everything you two have said on this thread.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
i agree with the mean chick, pregnant girls are stupid

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
one of my friends elyse shes 14 and shes ben pregnant 4 times! always had a miscarage or abortion! shes fucked up she aint on the pill or using condoms! what a dumb ass!

my other friend michelle shes due in like 3 wweeks:D her condom did break so it wasnt her fault...

 
I feel bad for your dumn friends and their miserable lifes(for nowadays standards)

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Sick and Tired.
 
^ i feel sorry for my friends too elyse is fucking every guy and michelle well she shouldnt bring a newborn into this world ...the way she lives fighting and everything :(

 
good job for taking another human life ass.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
'the condom broke, so it's not her fault' - Give me a break. It is her fault. If you don't want to risk having a kid, don't have sex. It's that simple. The only way it wouldn't be her fault is if she was raped.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
i thought this thread was going to be about spaghetti sauce and how delightful teens find it.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
lol 'dont be a foo, wrap yo tool' lmao

'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'

-Pep Fujas-
 
^ she stole that saying, dumb bitch. some kid sayed it like 3 days before this so called 'incident'.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
dont feel like an ass cuz you tripped her, sluts are used to being on their backs, it probably just caused emotional damage to her cuz she remembered that one erotic night lying on her back and her bf stuffing her hooha with a meat stick and she will regret it all and voila! you have conformed a slut into a nice girl which in my case isnt a good thing so go to hell!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
thank you, i thought long and hard for that one.............actually only about 12 seconds

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i don't know much about irishdrink. she just seems like a stupid whore that should die and that i wouldn't agree with on anything. after reading this thread though, i've found an acception. this is shitlessly funny!

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
you have no right to call her a whore! i can because i respect her

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i used to be an 11 year old slut who get pregnant by my grand daddy so after lots of family conflict, extensive surgery and hormone pills i finally became a man but no im not gay!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^you don't.Do you?I think very few people respect IrishDrink.I do.Because I'm an open minded guy,who respects everyone,even people whom I hate.(well,there's a point when respect leaves and fury,anger,and fists enter)

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Sick and Tired.
 
^you haven't been here for too long have you?Other posts made by her,made other people assume she was a whore.Noone in here is calling IrishDrink a whore without a 'reason'

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Sick and Tired.
 
I'm not calling you a whore.Never have, never will.I was just stating that you offered people a reason...

but whatever,you don't necesarily entertain me.

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Sick and Tired.
 
^ IrishDrink87... what did u say before to make them think of u as a whore! ? hey ppl call me a slut and a whore when im fully covered up and only date one guy!? wtf? guys are just stupid and spread rumors aabout girls and it stayes with the girls rep forever it seems:S

 
Im an apparent whore cause i have had anal before. WITH ONE GUY! and they are threatened because i am comfortable with the fact that i have before and i dont care what they think, so i talk openly about it. i get so many messages from guys and girls asking about it. but then the next day they make fun of me.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
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