Predicting Closing Dates for the mid-atlantic resorts (no bias at all)

[noseb0nk]

Again, absolutely zero bias here

Snowshoe: February 20th

Timberline: February 13th

Massanutten: February 19th

The beautiful and mighty Seven Springs Resort, located in the holy land of Western Pennsylvania: June 30th, after a large snow storm is summoned by our King, Thomas Wallisch, during the Toyota Takeover.

Would greatly appreciate your thoughts on this very unbiased list!

 

[tomfoolery]

you might wanna invest in finishing highschool

 

[Farmville420]

No way springs closes that early

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Damn I hope springs stays open that late. It’s been nice having your mom drop you off to ski, then she comes to my house.

 

[deac]

are you retarded? timberline?? wow.

 

[TowRopes]

GOB BLESS TOYOTATHON

 

[TowRopes]

are you retarded? timberline?? wow.

timberline wv

 

[switchlip2]

Hahahahaha sooo funny I’m dying laughing hahahahahaha please delete your account