Pre-Ski Rituals

steezytangerine

steezytangerine

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what do you do the day before/morning before a big day of skiing?

I usually stretch the night before and push out my shins if I have shin bang, and in the morning eat a big breakfast to minimize snack/lunch breaks and maximise ski pass value. Also if im feeling extra saucy on said morning I might do a little dynamic warmup too
 
topic:steezytangerine said:
what do you do the day before/morning before a big day of skiing?

I usually stretch the night before and push out my shins if I have shin bang, and in the morning eat a big breakfast to minimize snack/lunch breaks and maximise ski pass value. Also if im feeling extra saucy on said morning I might do a little dynamic warmup too
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Hot tub sesh + watching ski edits with the homies the night before
 
No need to overcomplicate things: a few brimmers from the bong and I'm ready to ski any terrain
 
The night before I make sure my goggles and gloves are dry, then I get baked and do this hour long mellow yoga routine that's mostly stretching and meditation. In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast (the dankest breakfast sandwich you've ever had).
 
Roll about 4 spliffs, grab another 4 jagër shooters and make a sandwich. Couple of leg stretches if im really feeling it then search for parking for about 20 mins
 
Stretch at the top of the mountain, take in that view, add some songs on the queue, thank god for the day and drop in
 
Drift the fuck out of my 2008 Subaru Outback LL bean edition with the homies in the parking lot, listening to trap music. Maybe swipe a coffee/croissant from the lodge while I get my gear on if I’m feeling it.
 
What’s the recipe for the corkage sandwich I gotta know

14586935:ReturnToMonkey said:
The night before I make sure my goggles and gloves are dry, then I get baked and do this hour long mellow yoga routine that's mostly stretching and meditation. In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast (the dankest breakfast sandwich you've ever had).
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14586980:verynormalguy said:
What’s the recipe for the corkage sandwich I gotta know
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You gotta get quality ingredients but it's thick cut bacon cooked in the oven and two fried eggs with the yolk consistency of honey, on an everything bagel with jalapeno cream cheese. I'll post a pic tmo morning after I make one
 
I know I'm ready for Cannon after I eat a quest bar, chug a Polar seltzer and take a hellacious dump in the Cumbies in downtown Concord.
 
14586907:GayWolf420 said:
lay awake in my bed at 0530 and ask myself why I do this
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I like to follow this up with the "sit in the car at the hill telling yourself you're a shitty skier who should just turn around and go home" pre-game pep talk.
 
More of a last minute ritual but i usually unload my skis from my car and then accidentally back my car over them and then hang out in the ski shop all morning cuz my shits broke
 
14586954:supremeblientele said:
Drift the fuck out of my 2008 Subaru Outback LL bean edition with the homies in the parking lot, listening to trap music. Maybe swipe a coffee/croissant from the lodge while I get my gear on if I’m feeling it.
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That shit better be rusted asf
 
Wake up, shower, put on ski clothes the same way every freakin time... Listen to certain playlists depending on the conditions at the resort, nosepress in lift line to ensure bindings are also ready for the day
 
14586986:ReturnToMonkey said:
In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast.

I'll post a pic tmo morning after I make one
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I fucked it up this morning so didn't take a pic. I also skied like shit today. No coincidence
 
14586935:ReturnToMonkey said:
The night before I make sure my goggles and gloves are dry, then I get baked and do this hour long mellow yoga routine that's mostly stretching and meditation. In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast (the dankest breakfast sandwich you've ever had).
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I made a Corkage Sandwich this morning before heading to the hill, now i feel like an olympian
 
Spend 2.5hrs in my car driving to hill thinking about all the shit I’m fucking up in my life so i can go slide down snow on some sticks
 
My friend swears by having a beer in the parking lot before skiing. The last two times he didn't, he partially tore his acl and got a compression fracture in his tibia
 
I have many.

- wake up on the homie's couch

- stop at the sheetz with the cheapest gas for brekky

- get pissed off at slow appalachian octogenarian drivers

- get pissed off at paid parking

- drink beer in the parking lot

- jerry-slalom down the green run straight to the park
 
I usually don't sleep the night before which sucks. Pack my bags obsessively and watch ski porn.
 
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