Pre Ski Rituals*

SmoKinSkier

SmoKinSkier

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Just wonderin about routines you follow superstitions and what not like song you gotta listen, somethin to smoke first stuff like that!!

 
I always stretch like a bitch before I put my boots on and any of my other gear. Sometimes I will leave the boot buckle closest to my toes on my right boot unbuckled so it sticks up

I'm Rick James bitch!
 
If it's a powder day i give thanks for living and being able to ski.

If it's not a powder day,i say thanks anyways.

And if it's raining,i say it could be worse.

-----------------------------------------------------------What would happen if the powder was warm?if u actually needed summer in order for snow to fall?Chest deep hot pow?And in Winter,sand would come down the skies,and we would be pissed off,because our cars wouldn't work...
 


i always have a red bull first, all stickers go on the right ski, leave the left one blank, click in right foot first, befire dropping in i click my poles together and tap both my skis

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night, i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints and then i smoke two more.

i'm not canadian, duhuhuhuh i'm just a little slow.
 
i try to watch a couple of segments in a ski video, since my mountain is so close to whre i live (about 45 miles) by the time i get there, im still hyped...

the snozberries taste like snozberries

member number 5158

www.cokeandgunz.biz
 
45 miles is close^

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
alwyas click my poles together getting on and off the park lift. Any other lift doesn't matter, only the park lift.

I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
 
a cinnamin bun usually starts a good day for me

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
whenever im waiting to hit a jump or rail i always stand right foot towards the rail or jump before i go

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
I don't eat

-Spokanimal

*I don't know what's cooler, the skiing or the video, they're both awesome. I

love the combination of hardcore action with light, almost ironic music,

like when they are playing some slow happy song in a movie, while a bunch of

gangsters are getting mowed down with machine guns, and their spaghetti is

flying up and their drinks are busting. Not that I particularly like machine

guns or death, but the effect is cool with the music.
 
i put my ski boots on my feet.......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
before the day actually starts i listen to a song w/ a heavy beat to get me pumped...probably everyone does this but..yea thats about it..click the poles..stick the landing

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Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
i just jump around like a crazy monkey man before i drop when im gonna do a big trick

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we should all be proud as shit - tanner hall after winning his 3rd x-game slopestyle in a row
 
I generally try to get psyched, chuck up a prayer, strap in my skis, shout a lot, make a fool of myself jumping around the place and talking to people i don't know :) Just having fun :P

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I Like To Ski
 
drink an XS(a new energy drink that beats the shit out of red bull), listen to some dope tunes on the way to the mountain...and ski a whole run switch, before I head into the park.

jp

 
Bingers and Music are always part of a good pregame ritual.

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
Wake up, put on ski pants without getting out of bed, put on hoody, listen to 'If I can't'. Timmy's or McDicks at Squamish(partial to mcdicks, they have an espresso machine). Then make sure to listen to some Marley, sublime, Jack Johnson, or whatever punk is in the car. Put on the rest of my gear in the parking lot, stretch, and always always always upload from base 2, blackcomb. Red Bull on the gondola if I have some. Get off that, click into skis, make my way to the lift line up while olleing, nosepressing, etc, then get up the lift and make as few turns as possible to jersey cream. That's it, and yes, it happens that way EVERY TIME I go ride.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
i clap my poles and say drop in

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-Nicholas

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

Simon Dumont is particulary fond of the halfpipe, beacuse soaring over all teh people on the deck gives him a veiw of the world, he doesn't get walking around
 
get up. stretch alot. have some coffee. listen to music on the ride up. stetch again when I get there. usually ski for about an hour to warm up b4 heading into the park. click poles together b4 getting off lift

yay skiing

 
get up. stretch alot. have some coffee. listen to music on the ride up. stetch again when I get there. usually ski for about an hour to warm up b4 heading into the park. click poles together b4 getting off lift

yay skiing

 
before i go into to the park i say the prayer from the boondock saints

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'shut the fuck up by doctor dennis leary.'

bomb hills not cities
 
I pee also!

-Spokanimal

*I don't know what's cooler, the skiing or the video, they're both awesome. I

love the combination of hardcore action with light, almost ironic music,

like when they are playing some slow happy song in a movie, while a bunch of

gangsters are getting mowed down with machine guns, and their spaghetti is

flying up and their drinks are busting. Not that I particularly like machine

guns or death, but the effect is cool with the music.
 
I try and take a massive shit in teh morning before I go skiing. I hate having to take a shite when im skiing.Sometimes I lay logs so long that they just sit across the toilet hole and all teh water and toilet paper goes through but the shit is still there.

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gun controll means using 2 hands
 
Purple ski socks, always, I refuse to ski without them. Right boot on first then left, buckle from toe to shin (4,4,3,2,booster strap loose but not too tight) Walk to the lift and put skiis down. I've got some designs I've drawn on my skiis, so I've got a permanent right and left, right foot in first, then left. Stomp both feet separately and then onto the lift. Usually I'll say a little something, usually one word like flow or rhythm, and I always take the middle or far right on a chair never the right.

And then everythings crazy hijinx from there.

-AndrewP

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Go Fishing. Go Ride.

 
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