Pranks

train a pony to bite the kids dick off, then arrange a chilli festival with everyone in town. switch the chilli before hand and put your pubes in it so the kid eats it when he tries the chilli. when hes eating that tell everyone how u killed his parents last night and right when hes crying have his favorite band show up and call him a pussy cause hes crying.

trust me, its fault-proof

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Call someone's house, and say, 'Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can?' Then, before your hapless victim can respond, say 'Yes? Then you'd better let him out!' Let the laughter ensue.

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
yea that kid got told by radiohead man

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
take a condom put lotion and water(or ejaculate into if your a sick fuck) in it and put it your friends bed, wallet, car, pants pocket, tiolet, somewhere where your friends parents can find it, its hilarious, they always get psit off though

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me and my friend put a condom on a kids door handle he he

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
super glue their ass cheeks together, when they are passed out and covered in their own puke. this way they will wake up and be all like 'WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY CANT I POO!!!?'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
hog tie them, and dump them at a gas station while asleep.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
these are all good, but you should probably remember that if anyone did any of these to me I would duct tape them to a large garbage can in a back alley and pay a hobo $20 to ass rape them with a cucumber... other people will probably react in a similar way :D

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
take their toothbrush + clean the toilet with it... i had another one but its too early in the morning

signatures are overrated.
 
or u could call viagra for the free sample and order about 18 packs of it under ur friends name. then put condoms filled with spit or soemthing all over his house

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
my friend took a large box (one that he could fit under) then he would go to people houses and he'd ring the doorbell and hide under the box. once the person came out they'd look at the box and kick it. then he'd jump out and they'd be so freaked out.. this one old fat guy who own a grocerie store by our house ran after my friend while his french wife screamed 'son of a bitch'... good times

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My assistant thought it was funny yesterday to unplug the ac adapter from my laptop. He didn't get the desired result as fast as he expected so I didn't notice until going home that the battery was almost dead. Today, today is a different story, I have been disabling his network connection off and on all morning. Now he is running antivirus and adaware trying to determine if something is on his computer.

 
buy thounsands of single socks (not pairs) and shove all of them into someones mail slot

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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meaning you drop one in the water resevoir in their toilet so the water gets stinkier and stinkier and browner each time they luch. theres no wayt o fix it after the first flush. :)

 
what movie is

'train a pony to bite the kids dick off, then arrange a chilli festival with everyone in town. switch the chilli before hand and put your pubes in it so the kid eats it when he tries the chilli. when hes eating that tell everyone how u killed his parents last night and right when hes crying have his favorite band show up and call him a pussy cause hes crying. '

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tell more pranks everybody. pranks that are really really mean like lighting fireworks off at 2 am on someones doorstep. mean things to piss people off

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I are Drummer
 
fill some ones car and/or part of there house with watever. balloons, packing peanuts, popcorn, shaving cream, etc.

I hate Liberals.

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call someones house and ask if there refrigerater is running, and say, cauz if it is i bet it runs like you....very homosexually

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
buy a bunch of cans of shaving CREAM (not that new gell stuff) and freeze them....then slice the bottums off with a sharp razor or sumthing, and slide the cylinder of frozen cream out of the bottum, and put them some where like in his room, or closet, or locker at school....wait for it to thaw....and have a laugh....WARNING!, it expands a lot and only one can will fill an entire school locker (a good sized locker) or back of a car seat....use wisely.

another prank is you can buy this grass seed that only for a few weeks out of the year, it grows like 4 ft a day (you can actually see it grow) its some time in sept. that this happens....so you go to your rival school's football feild a few days before a big game, and plant this stuff all over the place, or if your good, right your schools name or w/e, on the feild in this stuff...and the grounds crew WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL IT...good stuff

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
im digging the grass one..

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yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

 
that shaving cream one sounds awesome

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
lol the grass one would fuck it all up

It's fun to take a large rubber band and a big piece of saran wrap and wrap it around your kitty's head. SPACE KITTY!
skiierman
 
i would like to claim rights to an eairlier post on pranks about the south park episode.

Call aston cuktcher and get them PUNKD

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
ducktape sum1 to the wall (or thier bed) wile they are asleep or do to instent frostbit thing to them (on thier stomach) wile they are sleeping

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
moldy cheese smeared across the heating vents works pretty damn good at makin an area smell like complete ass for a long time...works best if they cant see the vent cause they'll never figure out where its coming from. we did it to our friend and his room still smells like cheese and nutsack and he found the cheese like 2 weeks ago

 
take ritz crackers or whatever, crush them up, and pur them in the air conditioner in someones car, and put the switch on high. When they turn their car on, cracker crumbs spray all over the place.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
^ hahah that would be awsome, that just makes me want to go buy a huge box of condoms and do that just before march break. hAHAHA,

Another one is to fill someones water bottle with vinegar, had this happen to me, one of the worst taste ever.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
dump red jello in their ski boots

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
oooh ya my brother put saran wrap over the toilet seat to prank his friend once, it was naaaaaaaaasty

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
a tea bag or glass bottom boat(dump on plastic rap on their face) works for me

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
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