pranks pulled off today

lanks

lanks

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haha i went out and bought 100 crickets, 10 goldfish, and two mice today during spare...we plugged a giant sink in the washroom, and put the goldfish in there, then we released the mice in the foyer. while people were on one side of the foyer, we released 50 crickets on the other side. then people flocked to that side of the foyer, and we released 50 more crickets back on the other side. we had crowds of people running around and laughing, it was golden.

the only bad thing is that everyone knows its us, and its only a matter of time before the principle finds out. i really dont care though, because it was the pinnacle of my high school career...

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
are school is stupid, we would get kicked out if we did any shit.

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
i put chalk in the teachers erasers. hahaha it was great she was all like 'who put chalk in my erasers?' and we all laughed at her. lol. she didnt see that one coming from her sophmore class hahaha.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
^good grief...

so far no pranks on me this year...living with two brothers its hard to get away with it, and the fact that I've made it this far in the day has me VERY scared. I've had my bed short-sheeted before and clear tape on the toilet seat, and underwear all tied together, not a big deal. Anyway, this year I'm scared.

-Caitlin

Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23

*Rusty Paperclips*

'JOE McNO-NAME'
 
i hope no one stepped on those mice...and what happened to the goldfish? i hope they didnt die.

killing animals as part of a prank is not funny lanks.

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...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
someone put tape on the bottom of this optical mouse that i am using right now, it took me three restarts to figure out the mouse was fucked, so i unplugged it and plugged it back in a few times, then checked the bottom

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER
 
ive been saving my jizz for the last 3 months in a bucket. then i dumped it on my friends head and yelled 'bukakke!'

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
we fucked up the whole cafeteria with like 10 stink bombs... kids were dry gagging... i put some saran-wrap on my sisters toilet, tho she said she saw it before she took a piss. tho other than that nothin elseee, i was gonna TP my teachers room but i wouldve gotten sent homeee

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EAST COAST RIPPER...

 
I'm a exchange student from Sweden living in Canada, and last week we were in Banff skiing with our organisation, it was a lot of drinking even though we are not allowed to drink while on the program. Anyways I tricked my friends that my organisation found out abot me drinking and that they are sending me back home on Sunday! It worked out good, people bought be cookies in the cafeteria cause they felt sad for me and stuff!

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me

 
ya today some girl pulled the fire alarm before every class. one time we were out for 20 minutes but then on the last time they had teachers waiting and watching each fire alarm and she pulled it again and she got BUSTED!!!!. haha i love it she pushed her luck and got busted. and she is getting the full extent of the law. i am not sure if it was a prank but it was funny

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
 
maybe she was just CRAAAAAYZAAAAAAY!!!!

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
My friend and i went into school last night and took our teacher's plans for class. That went alright.

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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
 
haha gelay I did the same thing for my buddies back home..they think i'm there,and they went to my house and asked for me...i guess my mom just said i was in canada!I'd pay to see their faces.But i didn't do it because of april's fools.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
i figured out how to call classrooms over the intercom system and called kids down to the office and told teachers that their student sold porn to young children

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
nothing real big, but a group of us had permission to come to lunch late, where we ran to our science teacher and told him someone plugged all the lab sinks and left them running, so there was water ALL OVEr his room. he ran out and then when he was half way down the hall when we yelled april fools.

then to my other teacher, he is like obcessed with nestea. and we had one of my friends go up to him and throw away their tea like right in the beginning of lunch, and go to him and say 'mr beamer, can i talk to you?...well i drank this tea, and i forgot about what my friends and i saw on the news this morning about the tea bags being recalled. all tea isnt supposed to be drank, now i feel sick. did you hear anything about this?' and she asked him while he was holding his tea, because he has one ALL the time. he didnt buy it though. he's too smart. :)

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
In NY pulling the Fire Alarm is a Fedrel offence that will get you in countey, and you know what happens there...

Toss the Salad...

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
i changed the cereal in my house by switching the boxes and thenbut chocolate syrup in the milk to make chocolate milk. saranrapped the toilet, but a bag over the showerhead. it was great it got everyone in my house

for those about to Rock...I salute you ~AC/DC
 
haha dont worry icecreamsandwich, the mice were picked up by a girl in my grade, and she kept them and took them home. the goldfish were also taken away by a dude in my grade, he still has them.

but the grasshoppers...the head janitor had to bring out a shop vac to suck them all up...it was hilarious.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
i almost got my friend heather believe me about surgery on monday

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
 
a guy and a girl streaked today...the guy let it all hang out, but the girl was weak, she coverd her titties, and had a bikini bottom on, she wasnt even streaking...it was cool tough

what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

5158
 
was she hot?

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
dude u shoulda tackeld her and been like 'i was just keeping it under wraps' and ull come away as a good citizen.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
one of my bro's friends is getting all is friends who went away to college, he called up like their little siblings, boy friend/girlfriend and familly members and asking them to play along too...he is getting them to believe that he died. He suposedly had a brain anurism in his sleep last night, so all the people who are away to college are getting these phone calls telling them aout it they are doing a really good job like fake crying and stuff, and so far it has worked to about three of them...he is making himself his own obituary for the paper tomorow...hes carrying it a little far but yeah its a good one! I have to go call my bro and give him the bad news! haha

...JUST SKI...
 
hahaha, you should take it to the max and stage a fake funeral.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
^and then wake up in the coffin and scare the shit out of everyone...

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
for april fools, i flashed my penis at traffic today...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................oh wait, i do that everyday.

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East//Side//Films
 
shit /\ /\ we gots our own ghetto monkeys to do that for us.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
killy i hope to god that was a joke...

BUKKAKE!

we set the clock forward but our teacher noticed, and we glued some of the stools to the tops of the tables in art class cause we had it last period

-ryan kavana
 
asac I'm going to kill you for making this thread impossible to read.

I sent this url out to all my friends, try it, just change the name after the '?' in the url
http://ileet.net/dude.php?april

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
i told a kid his shoes were un-tied, when really they were tied. I'm such a bad ass

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
yeah eat shit asac

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
well this is insn't really a prank.' maybe...

well The teachers thought it was funny to unlock all the seniors lockers and put the locks on each other lockers. (so we couldn’t get into our lockers). And they spelled APRIL FOOLS DAY- for each letter they had a colorful sheet of paper and they glued on to our lockers and all over the school as we.

Anyway so we were pretty unhappy. My friend and I had an idea… those letters spelled ORGY-haha. So we ripped all of them off and respelled them all over the school.

My class let out the boa constrictor in Science class, haha they were so pissed.

Also we found the key for the gym and had doge ball all over the school. We were hitting students, teacher people in the school.

It was one of the best days in our school ever

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
I Yelled random obsenities at random people then yelled 'April Fools' and smilled. I got kicked in twice and then arrested.

Not really.

I told my friend I was a lesbian.

Nah, didn't do that either.

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I Like To Ski
 
i wrote a thing for on the announcements for all the grade 8 class to report to the cafeteria at break, and a whole bunch of office ladies freaked out the announcement because they're such cows and take everything so seriously

'does this sound like a musical robot?' - Spellbound
 
I spilled acid all over this girl in chem lab. Then I told her it was just and april fools joke. She said well I'm still burning. Then we made out. Hard.

girl you know its true
 
bouncy balls are the best!! roll them down the steps and in the halls. so great

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remind me to never go to a site suggested by someone on NS again... i didnt need that.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
yea the girl who was 'streaking' at my school was hot...they ran around the block a couple times, and we were thinking about running up and putting her hands behind her back, then we thought about sexual harrasment...but there were all these black guys laughing at the white guy cause his dick was hella small, and they were drivin around smokin a blunt just laughing...it was a great day

what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

5158
 
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