Prank ideas

[Stadtski]

I need something funny to piss off a fag in my school. he plays soccer and track. Im looking for anything. I dont care how dick it is. I was thinking about pissing in his running shoes or something when his bag is in the lockerroom. any ideas?

 

[s_a_m]

Call him a "grass fairy" to his face, that'll get him!

 

[Sean.]

I would like to point out one thing. I played soccer and I put up with people calling me "grass fairy" all of the time. Let me tell you that we do not give a FUCK about what you think. And we got all of the pussy.

 

[theBearJew]

How does one play track....

 

[Stadtski]

i dont want to prank him because he does track and soccer, I want to prank him because hes a fag. those are just bases i could use to prank him,

 

[Sean.]

Well you could do one of two things.

1. You can prank him and sink down to his level. Ultimately, making yourself a fag or even a bigger fag.

2. Or you can not do anything and take the high road.

*Hint: The first choice is not going to get you anywhere in life.

 

[Stadtski]

im in it for the kicks

 

[Granby_killdozer]

you sound bitter... are you SURE you didn't give a fuck?

 

[gatley-o9mil.]

step 1. acquire pipe bomb

step 2. set time on bomb too 5 minutes

step 3. quickly put in a gift wrapped box and give it to him

step 4. run like hell and watch from a safe distance

step 5. watch and laugh

 

[Sean.]

you are immature lol

 

[Sean.]

Im positive i did not care. Im still getting more pussy than the kids that made fun of us.

 

[Granby_killdozer]

The fact that you're still keeping track of how much "pussy" the kids who made fun of you are getting, lets me know that you're still bitter...

 

[newnewschool]

eat his heart. gain his life-force.

 

[7springsprod]

Get him a boyfriend. Thatll teach him!

 

[feihlination]

1) get a deLorean

2) complete april 1st joke

3) ????

4) profit

seriously, you dont make a thread on april 2nd about prank ideas