Prank calls

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the past two nights a friend has been prank calling escort services around town, its probably the funniest thing ever because he makes up the most rediculos things ever and only one person has cought on that they are pranks, anyone have any other good prank call ideas?

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my friend who is the master of prank calls does the craziest prank calls

once he pretended to be oficer tanis and made this guy leave a meating cuz he thought hid wife die in a car crash

he startrd t cry at one point then my he was like o by the was this is a prank call

we kinda felt bad 4 the guy after

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

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^ wow thats really mean.

there's this website with this prank call where they ordered food from a chinese place, put him on hold, called another chinese place, and had the one chinese place repeat the order to the other chinese place without either one knowing. the chinese guys got really confused. I wish i remembered what the site was.

 
prank calls are fun, i escpessially like ordering so much shit to my asian nieghbours.

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^^lol, thats great.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

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ya i know...asians are so stupid. it embarrasses me to be around one.

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a huge racist on my floor called Compton and pretended he was a radio show. He got the girl(who we could tell was black ,from her voice) to identify this really obscure song my ludacris. He then told her she was 200 dollars in gift certificates to KFC. She actually screamed "OH MA GAWD!" so loud that I could hear her in the other room with both doors closed. She was so happy. I gues the fried chicken stereotype is kind of true.

Also, on another compton call, he threatened to bust a cap in this dude and the guy flipped out, saying all this gang shit and what not. He threatened to get his "connections" to trace the call and he'd hunt the kid down and skin him. The guy was nuts.

I learnt, I don't want to go to Compton.

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damn those asians. they're just so stupid

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im at an Anthony Robbins seminar in fiji, and these dumb indonesian guys, think my sister is Brittany Spears, they are like obsessed wiith her its so funny, they are always taking pics of her, its kinda weird though, she doesnt look anything like brittany spears either. Maybe they are just pedis

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jerky boys is hilarious they say the funniest shit

we used to call ads in the classifieds it was so damn funny...we would laugh so hard at my friend he could keep a straight face and be so serious saying the funniest shit...plus it was on speaker phone

 
My friend once called me using a sound board on ebaumsworld. it was soo creepy.

yeah on the swollen members cd, theres a song where they call like 3 pizza companies all talking to eachother, the brown guy sounds the funniest.

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yeah the best is ordering delivery to an enemy, or neighbor buhhaah

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you know how you can get wake up calls...well i heard on the radio one morning the guy prank called one of those companies and was like "now im a pimp and i need my ladies up on time" and went on about how he needed the call to say a specific thing like "wake up bitch! NOW!" and had the guy practice over the phone about 5 times until he said correctly with the right tone and intonation...it was pretty humerous id have to say. the guy who answered never caught on that it was a prank call he thought the guy was serious

 
Best prank calls are using the Arnold soundboard on Ebaums. Carried a conversation on for 3 minutes using it. "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

 
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we used the chirs farley one

my friend does them all the time, calling QVC and restaurants and trying to make reservations for a large number of people its funny..and calling the suicide hot line

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I kept on calling anathema pretending to be a senile chinese woman (I had a lot of practice from mocking my anatomy prof). He didn't catch on and started off being really polite and tried to help me get the right number! The fourth time I called I heard some asshole in the back ground tell him to tell me to fuck off and die and never call anyone ever again! hahaha, the fifth time he got rude with me and at that point I actually wanted to talk to him so I owned up.

Bottom line, pretend to be a senile old woman, if you are good, no one will suspect the prank call - cuz old people are stupid enough to call the wrong number 5 times in a row.

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I prank call pretending to be a chinese delivery man that can't understand english and can't find the directions to that house... it's great cause i put in some chinese words in there too and they never understand

 
a friend of mine downloaded a prog for PC that can change the sircumstances around your voice to make it sound like a bathroom or make you sound like a monster and stuff... so he puts is mic infront of the phone and calls a hotel and says that he has locked himself in at the toilet and tha the answerer has to come and help him to open the door... hahahaha....

one time i ordered a pizza with only cheese...nothing else...never got to pick it up tho.,.. haha

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I called winsheild world and asked for the manager boss person, I started yelling at him saying that my winshield flew off and hit another car. Then the guy hung up.

 
the chris farley soundboard is so funny. especially the barfing.

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In the bonus for X and NASM when what's his name does that prank call to the production place... so funny "Yeahh, cuz like I want to have an iceberrrg driving a tank." So good.

 
dude we used to use the phonebook soundboard...so sick

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

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i love a good prank, we've has some funny ones pretending to be a huge family of like 5 people and all switching on and off. This kid i know and my bro pretended to be a abusive husband and a poor wife that cried to the qvc guy and all this shit

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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BUMP THAT SHIT!

anyway, i had a good one once, dialing a random 1800 number i reached KRAFT foods. i said i had a problem with the mac & cheese and i said it makes me foam from the mouth. then the lady was trying to help me for like 4 minutes then i started garglin and saying it was happening again, the lady got sooooo scared hahahahah.
 
i called a rainbow honda and ordered low riding dubs to get sent to wal-mart and they did it. said my name was optimis prime and they STILL believed me it was hilarious.
 
call as a rep from thei phone company and then ask them a bunch of normal questions, then say "one more question before i let you go, DO YA FIND ME SEXY?
 
yea my friend is also really good at it. We look up guys in the phonebook some jamals you know. So he calls he says the name of the person the person is like then he is did you order the movie "pregnant women shits on dwarf and debbie does the barnyard" the person is like NO. then he just goes on that if they dont buy the movie he will lose his job and he will be kicked out of the country. Its pretty funny
 
I called HP one time and said my finger was caught in one of their printers. And the lady is all telling me how I should get it out so I started screaming and stuff and she freaked haha!
 
dialing random numbers in our town, we somehow called the pepsi soda plant in our town and we talked to the guy for like 10 minutes about what his favorite non-pepsi soda is, and if he was really thirsty in a desert, would he drink a coke if it was the only thing available. it took us a little bit, but we finally got him to say yes. nice guy
 
ummmm do u have prince albert in the can? if you do yo u better let him out cuz hes suffocating!!! idk thats one.
 
Yea me and my buds used to prank call a LOT before skype became non free...

i think my mate put up some of our oldest ones here

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