ppl going off the side of jumps

johnnypsunami

johnnypsunami

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how fucking annoying is this? every year you would think that people would understand not to go off the side of rail lip, and every year you get those faggot racers or ski bladers who just love doing it, sorry but am i the only one who notices this?

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at fortune I saw this kid with a cloth hanging out his back pocket looking all ghetto oging off the sides of the rail jumps... I was appauled. Werent even hard rails..

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yea like the kids who will go off the side of a jump thats goes to a rail.

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i dont really mind when its like one little ripper who is like 6 but when its the little rat pack racers with there spandex underneath there jackets its kinda annoying....but also it doesnt really affect you i mean its the same as them hittin the rail....takes the same amount of time....unless there messin the lip thats when that shit isnt exceptable

 
at creek this year they got a 40 foot downslope which is like the craziest thing up right now but of coarse half the people who go up to the rail go off the side of the jump but my friend takes breaks from hiking and makes snowballs and picks off the people who dont hit the rail and its quite interesting to see because occasionally one will get a shot in the face, go out of control and smack the rail... people on the eastcoast are wierd but its fun to see them run into stuff

 
i remember last year at tremblant when they set up a nice sized kink like high up on a mound of snow and everyone would take it like a hip.. it was so gay man it made everything so nasty icy

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they should die

not even little kids should do it cuz if you don't know not to do that, you shouldn;'t be in a park

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How about the little kids that dont make it over the jump and go up and then fall down at the top of the jump and then their parents have to go help them. Funny but very annoying.

 
its alot less annoyin then them goin off the top of hte jump and gettin 2 ft of air then carving all teh way down the jump so it makes it all icy and shit

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oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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skidding all the way down. and snowboarders do it all the time here, pisses me off so much

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in general snowboarders piss me off, they r waiting round in the park, not doing anything inparticlar, but ya we have to share the park, it has to be done

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sometimes it just makes me mad cause i get all excited cause i kn ow they suck a lot and they are gonna hurt tyhemselves and then they steer clear of danger...

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they should all be killed

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i hate when boardes go up to rails or jumps and pussy out at the lip and turn sideways and stop and make it icy. or when they don't even make it up the takeoff and then just hop up sideways. GODDAMN SNOWBOARDERS

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i hate snowboarding in the park. i dont mind if they know what they are doin, but i hate it when every single one hits the jump in the same spot, and ruts the jump out. then, makes it halfway across the table, and rides down, leaving a bit rut in the landing. arrrrrrrggghhhhhh

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some guy flipped his shit at us today because our stuff was in the way so his little 5 year old couldn't jump of the side of the jump onto the wallride. kinda funny. damn new yorkers

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It doesnt ruin the lip much? You only need the center anyhow.

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Come to Talma Ski center,the level of boarders is way beyond the skiers most the time. While the best skier does a 5,the best boarder busts out a cab cork 7 tail so yeah,you don't see boarders 'sliding' down our landings.

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yeah. skis do kill lips. thats y if u built a jump. u always have a boarder go first.

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NewSchoolSnow
 
All that stuff kinda has to do with the placement of shat in the park though. Like they always put rails at the top kinda in the way if you only want to hit a table or hip or whatever and so little kids get bored on the way down but know they aren't good enough for a rail and so they just go off the side. That never really bothered me, but little kids riding the pipe that don't know how to air out so they like snow plow all the way up to the lip and fucks it all up really pisses me off...

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yah there where lots of kids at Ste Anne going off the side of rail jumps and the big booters.

Nothing pisses me off more then having to ride a long way to the jump to get enough speed then just before getting to the jump some little runt slowly rides up the jump without enough speed and barely makes it over the top

I saw some skier pull a 720 over the kid because the kid was just standing on the other side of the jump and you couldnt see him till it was too late.

kid almost lost his head too was quite funny

* I had just launched myself 50feet in the air Off a boother when both my skiis pop off. So I think to myself What would Jared do?*
 
bristol mountain is known for retarded kids hittin the jump for rails as jumps

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There was this kid in full up ghetto-ized shit, with a doo-rag, studded belt, and he was ridin some of the new scratches, and this kid was goin off the sides of all the rail jumps, rolling over the fat tables without actually getting any air, and only hittin the 8 foot box straight on (he also fell off it hittin it straight on, and landed on his ass tryin to 50/50 it..)

it was fuckin rediculous. i didnt really see any ski posers till this year, that kid stood out the most.

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Somethin really really gay happened yesterday. This snowlerblader/fruitbooter launched a table going as fast as he could (not too fast) but overshot the landing cause it was a small table. anyway, his snowblade fell off, and almost impaled like five people, because he wasn't wearing one of those straps that they're supposed to wear. So we threw it in the woods, and i think he has yet to find it

 
wow^nice second post cracker

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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oh c'mon, what was your second post?

I think mine was something like, 'And then we all got high and went skiing and it felt just like we were skiing!' And I got flamed for that for like two whole weeks...

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man hitting the sides of jumps rules. last year there wernt any decent jumps around here so i mad a transfer from a 15' table to a landing going off the side of the jump. and another transfering from a rail jump into the pipe.

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One time some kid was on a leash with his dad and he went up the box and got stuck halfway up the ramp, so he began to climb it, got to the top, fell over the side and waited then for DAD to climb up and follow him. I'm waiting to hit this jump because they had decided to do this right before I went. I waited 10 minutes for that little shit.

If the kid is on a leash, PLEASE keep him outta the park.

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I hate it when you're skiing up to a jump and some little girl snowboarder yells 'I'M HITTING IT!!!' so I back off cause I don't wanna plow her over then she doesnt even hit it. Then she gets pissed at me. wtf.

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it is annoying: hail the invention of the kiddy park

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when you are going with a snowbaorder jiust dont back down, they will always pussy out, and its funny or like cut them off cause skis are faster.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i hate it also because if it is busy you have to wait sometimes then they go and they dont even hit it. like for a pipe sometimes they ride the deck or hit it like once then bomb it down the center. if you are one of these ppl fuck off your annoying

 
i was at mtn creek waiting for the rail and aftewards the jump jsut to get a two hit line

drop..stomp the rail land switch go over first bump switch to straight ..... snowboarder cuts me off....i keep up with him cause im pissed... last second he pussies out and stops... blocking half the kicker i go off right next to him huuuuuuuge backflip mute stomp the landing....i go crazy ( in joy ) and the snowboarder comes down and starts cursing me off for almost hitting him.... we argue .... he unbuckles i clip out drop poles and tackle him off the side (cause creek as no snow except for the runs).... long story short we both get hurt and stop and walk back up shake hands and hike back up

SKI
 
we were both really tired...he got my boots in his side a few times and he punched me pretty good.. rolled away got up and we both picked up decent stix then just looked at each other and smiled... we were covered in dirt and leaves and sweating

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snowboarding yea like at rails like 360 to 50 50 or 450 to board then 270 off at fighting yea fucking jackets you dont see how big/ small they are but when we were done we were really sweaty so he took his jacket off shit man he was built like a brick shithouse

SKI
 
ive decided that im gonna yell at everyone who goes off the side of rail jumps, or hit them with my poles or yes kicking with boots would hurt too, that will teach those fuckers a lesson

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haha. thats great. snowboarders and skiiers do all get along in the long run. but most ppl just dont wanna accept taht.

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NewSchoolSnow
 
Everyone should sharpen their ski poles to fine points and when someone goes off the jump sideways ya just jab them in the junk!

Or we need flamethrowers on the side of jumps big walls of fire so you have no choice but to either ride the rail or burn !

* I had just launched myself 50feet in the air Off a boother when both my skiis pop off. So I think to myself What would Jared do?*
 
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