Post your school papers on skiing

awsomecoolguy

awsomecoolguy

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so every one should post papers that thev'e written so other people can use them and just hand them in

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
Stephen Franklin

4/9/2005

English.

Skiing

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
In English we had to write a piece using one of our voices. I sused my skiing/friend voice and decided to make a script type thing. And it's pretty much correct with how we act.

Voice Piece

To The Mountain Top

(Steve and his three friends go to their local mountain and take their first chairlift up to the top of the mountain. It is a warm sunny day.)

Steve: OWW!

John: Chair hit you in the leg?

Steve: Yea.

John: Aren’t liftees supposed to be nice?

Miles: Yea, they should fire her.

Steve: (laughs) Yeah.

Will: Dude, I can’t wait to hit the pipe.

John: Yea man, it looks pretty sweet.

Steve: Yea, why don’t you go eat something.

(Will and Steve laugh)

Miles: (Makes confused facial expression) What are you talking about?

Steve: (Stops laughing, but is still smiling) Never mind.

Will: But seriously dude, the pipe looks sick.

Steve: I’ve only done the pipe once and that was in Whiteface two years ago.

Will: Oh yeah, I remember that, and that pro was there.

Steve: Yea, you were there Will.

Will: That dude was sick, he was tearing that park up.

Steve: Yea, it was pretty sweet. (Then talks to John) Hey man, you gonna try that box?

John: Yea, I think I prolly will.

Steve: I think I’m gonna too. (looks down at the box to the left of the lift) It looks a lot harder than the one at Bolton.

John: Yea.

Steve: But…you know… I’ll do a switch back flip on, then a cork seven-hundred ’n fifty million off…you know, the usual.

(all laugh)

Will: Well, I’m gonna do a corked bio seven million on…plus nine. IN YO FACE!

John: I’ll do 600 switch-up, with a 450 off. HA, TAKE THAT STEVE!

Steve: Well at least I’ll be able to see the landing.

(all but John laugh)

John: Shut up Steve, at least I can remember what I did.

Will: HAA HAA, John’s blind!

Miles: Guys, that’s a pretty mean thing to say.

(pause)

Will: Uhhhh…(laughs)

(A few seconds of silence)

Miles: Guys, we all have Line skis.

Will: I know dude, it’s crazy. Everyone in our crew has Lines except for Chris.

Steve: Now all we need is a Line rep to see us and give us tons of random stuff.

Will: (Impersonating rep.) Hey, here’s my skis. Take ‘em guys.

Miles: (Impersonating rep.) Yea, I got tons of skis in my pocket. Here you go. (Pretends to reach for pocket, makes a dinging sound, and tosses the “skis� to us)

(all of us laugh)

John: Yea, then we’ll steal all his clothes.

Steve: And then beat ‘im up for no reason at all and ride off into the sunset.

John: Too far Steve, too far.

Steve: No, you just didn’t go far enough.

(Steve looks down and notices his skis are tangled with John’s skis. He tries to pull his ski away)

John: What are you doing?

Steve: Our skis are caught (then in child’s voice) Oh no! (Struggles to untangle skis for a few seconds) Yay, I’m free!

Miles: So what trail are we gonna take?

Will: Let’s just take a cruiser run first.

Steve: Sí Sí.

John: Bar up.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
Not that great. U kind of have to know how we act to get any amuzment from it. And background info. John is blind in one eye and I always forget stuff

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
You missed the part where miles takes off his ski and plays it like a guitar

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
i had to write an essay for college on "the most important thing in my life and why and what i have done to make it the most important thing" . mines about skiing. and how ive done it for 16 years and how far i have progressed and stuff.

***-Soul Sisterhood-***

 
it was okay, but like, was that the edited version? cas my crew is like cursing up a storm while they talk.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
i had a 10 page paper but i delorted it i think, sry but i got like a c+ so u wouldnt want it anyway

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
twix, that sounds just like the first day i will be skiing with my buddies. except there will be a lot more racial slurrs and numbers.

for some reason...

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
all i know is that in 7th grade my teacher wanted my whole class to write poems and try to get them published and i wrote one about skiing and it was one of the 100 published in this book out of all the united states.

LOGIC!!

www.logiclothing.com
 
sounds like a normal conversation to me...but our conversations usually go like:

Quinn: dude, this dykey lady yelled at me when I was sneaking into the pool last night

Landis: (ripps huge fart)

Everyone: EEEWW HAHAHA

Quinn: hahaha dude that sounded like that one Pink Floyd song where the guy is moaning.

Landis: hahaha I know dude. holy shit that smells like my grandma's closet

Quinn: dude, nappy

Colin:....tiger.....

Quinn and Landis: hahahaha

Quinn: Dude what the hell? tiger?

Landis: haha where did that come from?

Colin: hahah I don't know I just felt like saying tiger haha.

Whitney: points to lutherin church group on skiing on vacation)

Whitney: look! a nigger on skis!

Quinn Landis Colin: hahaha

Quinn: doood, thats a horrible thing to say haha

Landis: hahaha, tiger.

Colin:.....tiger....

Sadly, that is actually how one of our chairlift conversations went, (not word by word of course)and it was such a good episode I will never forget it

because I like poop.
 
here's one I wrote, its in articals too

Lawnmowers and Powder days

My feet started to ache from my boots. Sweat collected on my thigh under my Stevens Pass trail map. The drone of a lawnmower was puttering away, competing with the upbeat music of “Ski Movie III High Society�. As the skiers were soaring off cliffs in the movie, I made the decision sitting on my couch to jump off the infamous Tye Rock. I dreamt of being on Tye Mill chairlift with my buddies to receive another strong dose of adrenaline.

With Alex and Miles by my side we slowly swayed in the corroded black lift. The taste of a chocolate peanut butter Cliff Bar was still lingering in my mouth. I could tell that it had snowed a good two last night, when the skier’s bodies looked as if they were amputated at the chest on each turn. Above me were soupy clouds that had created a windless white heaven. Alex and Miles were fidgeting in their seats. As soon as I was directly above Tye Rock I said, “I’m going to do it� with a tone of indifference, although my insides were bursting with excitement. They looked at me, dumbfounded. Alex said, “Are you crazy?� Without pausing to take in the comment, I repeated my words. My eyes were locked between my skis at the ominous cliff below, not bothering to look at the upcoming unloading station.

The black chair nudged me off the seat pushing me towards the run as though it was urging me on. I could feel my whole body pulsating rhythmically with blood. I methodically strapped my poles on and clicked into my new LBF’s skis. I ripped off my last piece of beef jerky. Every turn down the blanketed slope was equivalent one violent chew of the jerky. Alex and Miles traversed down below me. Alex murmured, “You don’t have to do this,� but I was committed to the bone. Without any notice, I pointed ‘em down hill. The grade increased, and I could see a bottomless sparkling white abyss below. When the tips of my skis had air under them I felt the sensation of pure freedom. All of my troubles had lifted away. I slowly sank back into the deep, forgiving fluff. It felt as if there were no interface between the air and snow.

As the volume of my senses was turned up I heard people on the chair lift cheering. I let out a loud hoot. Alex pushed toward me gasping, “That was awesome� I just smiled and sealed the moment into a memory. That day will forever be embedded into my brain. It will be played over and over in my head like the threatening drivers education videos you’re forced to see. But as the ski season ends and the growling of lawnmowers starts, you will find me one the couch fully equipped for winter. With ski movies blaring; my mind racing through unforgettable powder days, first cliff drops, and the anticipation for a life time full of more ski memories.

-Eric Schmitz

just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

AdamskiNick
 
I made this in grade 7

it has sweet info

1870—Sondre Norheim designs the first modern sidecut ski, the "Telemark ski�.

1882—Norske Ski Club, Berlin, New Hampshire, first modern ski club in America, is organized by resident Norwegians.

1921—First modern slalom race, the Alpine Ski Challenge Cup, held at Mürren, Switzerland.

1927—On March 8, the first modern downhill race in the United States was run on Mt. Moosilauke.

1931—First FIS World Alpine Championships at Mürren, Switzerland.

1932—North America’s first rope tow is invented by Alex Foster and installed at Shawbridge, Quebec.

1935—The first Kandahar cable binding holding the skier’s heel to the ski is introduced.

1948—First chairlift in Midwest built at Boyne Mountain.

1952—First artifically made snow is made at Grossinger’s resort in New York.

1954—Ski Hall of Fame dedicated at Ishpeming, Michigan.

1964—The first Lange all plastic buckle boots are commercially available.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~

If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
ahah actually....when i was in first grade my teacher asked us to write a sentence and draw a picture about what we did over the weekend. i said that i went to vermont skiing and that i do that every weeekend. she didnt belive me. told me i had a good imagination. and called my parents in for a conference to tell them that i have TOO MUCH of an imagination. my mom just laughed and told her that i really do go to vermont and tahti really do ski EVERY WEEKEND. now i look back and think its hilarious.

***-Soul Sisterhood-***

 
dang thats some good stuff

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
There is more stuff i would have written. We say racial slurs and swear and stuff. But you can't really do that for the paper because the teach said he was sending them somewhere for people to read and it probably wouldnt be a good idea.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
and we always make fun of john and talk about how he has sex with men, sometimes we do freestyles about it using the beat ofthe song that's playing on the stereo.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
...........tiger

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am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS

Teehee: http://macintyre.newschoolers.com/mahna.h
tm
 
last year we had to write an original prologe, in the style of the canterbury tales and mine was about skiing. getting to the mtn and such. it was pretty good, i dont think my teacher agreed.

Just Fucking Ski

soul sisterhood
 
yeah man, can just imagine phil, dan, alex and you just saying and doing stupid shit like that

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Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?
 
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