Post Your Riddles

Steeze_Cake

Steeze_Cake

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I searchbarred it and the last one was back in 08'. So as the title says, post your riddles, and quote the ones you are trying to solve.
Ill Start
A boy was riding his moped down a one-way street the wrong way. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The police man paid the ticket himself.
 
So there were two penguins paddling through the dessert one says wears your paddle, the other said Sure does
 
you are in a room with two doors, one leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. There is a guard infront of each door. one guard lies and the other tells the truth. you dont know which guard is which. you have one question that you can only ask to one guard. what would you ask to find which door leads to heaven?
 
I'm white, I fall from the sky in the winter, people ski and snowboard on me.

It's cocaine, just kidding you were right it's snow
 
the answer:

you go up to one of the guards and ask, "if i were to ask the other guard which door is the one to heaven, which one would he say?"

whatever the answer is, do the opposite.

the one that lies, would lie, and the one that tells the truth would have to say the lie cuz its the answer the other guard would say.
 
so 3 guys are stuck on the island. the first is a cop, the second is a firefighter, and the third is a doctor. they encounter a native who spares on of them. who is the one that is spared?
 
Does one of the guards always lie about everything? If he does you could just say "What is 1 + 1 =?" and if he says anything but 2 that is not the door.

For the record i liked the other kids answer above me.
 
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and threatens to shoot the man in the face. The man is satisfied and walks out happy. Why?
 
A man stops reading his book, turns off the light, and goes to bed. A few minutes later hundreds of people die? Why?
 
^ wrong hes in a lighthouse

A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car comes around the bend and swerves to avoid the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
 
fuck i left that part out, oh well i was supposed to say he didnt have his headlights on and the answer was daytime... oh well

It flattens things,

and without it,

it flattens you

It's in food

It's in buildings

It's in bridges too

What is it?
 
nah its iron

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
 
A guy rides into town on monday, he stays there for two days (to get drunk and do all of that other cowboy gangster stuff) and leaves on monday. How?
 
Monday is his horses name. BAM!

I'm not an airplane but I can fly through the sky. I am not a river but I am full of water. What am I?
 
Which of the following statements are true?
1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.
 
10, if "at least one is false" then that is the false statement and if "at least two is false" then the first two statements must be false. Continuing down the list all of them must be false.
 
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