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The Shack (2002-03) Littleton, CO:

$5.50+tips - Bus Boy/Bar Aid (Worst job)

Office Scapes (Step-Dad's Company) (2003) Denver, CO:

$10 - Office Furniture Warehouse Recieving Worker (Hardest job)

$10 - Office Furniture Installation (easy but i wasn't quick enough)

The Chart House (2004) Steamboat Springs, CO:

$9 - Bus Boy/Salad Tosser (Easy but I would get too high and made terrible Ceasar Salad)

$10.50 - Dishwasher (Best job at 19 with the desire to ski everyday and get blazed)

$10.50 - Prep Cook (two morning shifts while i dishwashed, yeah 8 shifts a week)

Office Scapes (2004) Denver, CO:

$10 - Office Furniture Warehouse Recieving Worker (Got fired cuz I slacked like crazy)

Ski Country Rentals (2005) Breckenridge, CO:

$8 - Ski Tech (Got fired cuz my boss was a cock and i picked some fights with him)

Extreme Pizza (2005) Breckenridge, CO:

$4+tips - Delivery Driver (quit cuz i found a better job and my boss was a douche bag. Best quit ever, he was trying to burn me and i stuck him with a 'lifer' burn. His face was pricless)

Great Divide Lodge (2005-2006) Breckenridge, CO:

$6.50+tips - Bell Hop/Ski Storage/Shuttle Driver (best job of my life $26.50/hr average during the season.)

Unemployeed Student (2006-Present) Boulder, CO:

$(Ask and shall recieve basis) - Best job in the world and room for advancement.
 
the great divide one sounds doppppppe

you better be like a communications or marketing major though cause you dont have much that looks good on an actual resume
 
ohh yeah man i know.

get internships for a resort, that looks doooope

only ski related job i had was a skis salesman

6.50 an hour plus commission (which was run by jews)....ended up making like 12.50-15 an hour even though i was a top salesman quite a bit
 
My actual resume below dont know why I posted but I am bored

Great devide. I use to go there every day after work when I worked in Breck and get drunk in their hot tubs.

Robert William Carney

Arvada, CO 80002

Education Colorado School of Mines August 2004 – present

· Majoring in Petroleum Engineering

· 3.65 GPA, 3.5 Major GPA

· Expected graduation date May 2009

Budapest Technical University August 2006 – December 2006

· Participated in event and travel organization

· Gained valuable international experience

Ralston Valley High School August 2000 – May 2004

· Honor roll

· Football and swimming varsity letters all four years

· Started “Freeride Ski Club”

Experience Petroleum Engineering Intern June 2007 - present

Energy Operating Company Lakewood, Colorado

Dan Hall (Owner) 303-969-9610

· Prepare engineering documents, including drilling curves, decline curves, cross sections and AFEs. Also analyzed production data.

· Supervised drilling and production operations in the field including inventory of a field in preparation for unitizing and water flood. Also helped to plan and execute water flood.

Rig-Hand May 2006 – August 2006

Patterson UTI Rig 190 Gilcrest, Colorado

· Completed Wyoming Contractors weeklong training program including rig pass, CPR and AED certification.

· Responsible for basic rig-hand tasks and duties such as making connections, cleaning and maintaining mud tanks, installing BOP, and rig maintenance.

Client Service Representative May 2005– August 2005

Bank of the West Golden, Colorado

· Certification of position after two-week intensive training camp

· Basic bank teller tasks such as filing, money handling and selling accounts

EPICS 1 & 2 Classes May 2004 – December 2005

Colorado School of Mines Golden, Colorado

· Worked on a team to create a design for a self-sustaining house including floor plan, house design, power systems, photovoltaic cells, water filtration, landscape, and appliances.

· Was head of construction on a team to create a vehicle that was entered in the KBCO radio station kinetics race. Vehicle had to be human powered, travel on land and water, and have an artistic theme. Vehicle was constructed over a two-month period.

Affiliations · Member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity (Class President)

· American Association of Drilling Engineers (AADE)

· Society of Petroleum Engineers

Skills · Ability to write with engineering technicality

· Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel and Power Point, Solid Works, and Viso Technical

· Engineering process and lab skills

· Excellent public speaking and leadership

· Good work ethic and fast learner

 
ok work history

I don't want to figure out the years so I will post ages

16 or so

LG landscaping

dug holes and shit I think I made 8 bucks an hour

16-whenever

Golden parks and rec I was a lifeguard best job ever came in hung over every day got tan all summer awesome. 7.50 never got a raise the whole time

18

Bank of the west. Fucking sucked had a shitty woman boss who was a cunt. Quit after one summer 11 an hour

18

Liftie at breck I think they pay 8.50. Susan can be a bitch anyone ever worked up there. Got a free pass though and only worked 3 weeks.

19-20

Rough neck on an oil rig. Hardest work ever. 12 hour days 7 days a week super dangerous but if you figure in bottom hole pay and hazard pay and overtime it works out to be about 30 bucks an hour.

21-present

Energy operating Company. I work in a laid back office and spend a lot of time on NS. that is where I am right meow. I get 6k a month If I work a 40 hr work week. (which I never do) it is like 37 an hr but I work more sometimes so it is more like 35

 
Summer 2005- worked at a summer camp made like 150/week

2006 - Busser- Puritan backroom- $6.00/hr

summer 2006- Property Maitence- Meg Companies- $7.50/hr

winter 06/07- Bonfire Attendant- Waterville - 8.50/hr

2007- scooping Icecream- Puritan- 6.50/hr
 
this is not a resume, just jobs i've had

hockey referee (one season, shitty hours so i quit)

building attendant (basically janitor, made 250 a week, easy as fuck job. had to clean pool and mop floors. occasionally pick up shit and clean shit/picnic tables/lifeguard chairs out of the pool. and broken lightbulbs outta the slide. thats why i didnt go back)

McDonalds (im still there now, it sucks.)
 
im a worthless fuck, my first real job i got like a month ago and im 17

-little ceasarz pizza

wages: slave

job description: bust ass til the boss leaves then eat food for free and hit on girls that come in.
 
2003

Econo Foods - grocery bagger and bottle sorting.

2003-present

Marquette Mountain - ski insrutuctor

2005

Northern Michigan University - grounds keeping, easiest job ever. i rode a riding mower 25% of the day, drove around a Cushman another 25% and did nothing for 50% of the day.

2007-present

Aeropostale clothing store - sales associate

Chesapeake Resources - assistant for whatever(parents company)

Artisan Blue - graphic designer

 
2004 - Subway ($7.25 per hour. Sick job, but didn't have a car to get there)

2005 - Ski Instructor ($7.50 per lesson. I slacked off a lot, so no money earned basically)

2006 - Ski/Snowboard Instructor (Same $7.50 per lesson)

2006 - Park crew! ($7.50 per hour! Best job ever!)

2007 - Personal grocery shopper at stop and shop. If I don't quit soon I'll end up killing myself ($7.50 per hour)

2007 - Hopefully getting a job at ski market! Got an interview on Monday
 
hmm lets see-

15-18- rec. soccer ref on saturday. Got 40-50 bucks a game, such easy money

15-19- track camp at my high school, only two weeks a year though, $14 or so an hour, awesomeness

17- soccer camp councilor, easy shit, forget how much i made

19- temporarily helped set up a furniture store, $10 an hour

summer after high school- 18- worked in a physical therapy office. Shitty shitty shitty. Hated all the bitches i worked with, folded towels and was office bitch, made only $8 an hour. What a shit hole

This summer- work at Campmor, sell sleeping bags 32 hours a week. Only $8 an hour, but 30% off everything in the store, they carry clothing, shoes, sleeping bags, tents, canoes and kayaks, etc. Like it a lot despite low pay.

thats about it! And I go to college during the shcool year and such
 
haha really?? If you don't live to far, come to the outlet (theres only 1) in NJ. And if not, definitely give us a call cause the customer service department is really nice as long as you aren't an asshole to them. They almost always give you your product/moneyback/store credit
 
14- dishwasher at boathouse 8.50 an hour

15-16- cook at boathouse 10 an hour + house tips( like 150$ every 2 weeks)
 
holy bump. lets see your resume ns. I've been working on one for one at a lab in a hospital

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16-18, Puttin Plus. Ran the go kart track and various other things

19, Worked in the DEC building in albany as an office bitch really, with a slight side of engineering. ( state workers are lazy as shit).

20-21, Seasonal worker on the Kingston Rhinecliff bridge. Weed whacked and painted mostly.

22, work as a Civil Engineer/Software tester for Kapsch TrafficCom. They do toll systems like the EZ-pass. I love my job. I mostly am putting together the test site, so i get to design/build shit all day, and it pays great.
 
heres mine... not sure if this will work..

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

Sisters of Charity Hospital, Buffalo, New York:

Transport Aide, May 2012 – Present

• At a hospital that performs approximately 20,000 surgeries per year, transport patients to surgery, recovery room, and procedures.

• Communicate with patients both pre-operatively and post-operatively to ascertain need for further support.

• Wash, groom, shave, prep, and position patients to prepare them for surgery, treatments, and examination.

• Apply oxygen, clean dressings, slings, stockings, support bandages under direction of a nurse or physician.

• Attach monitors and record vitals under the direction of nursing staff.

• Transport surgical specimens, blood, laboratory items, and pharmacy items, ensuring proper documentation and delivery to authorized personnel.

Anesthesia Tech, June 2013 – Present

• Pretest and calibrate anesthesia delivery machines and monitors of a 15 operating room surgical unit.

• Verify and maintain availability of anesthesia supplies, drugs, and airway management equipment.

• Install anesthesia machines, monitors, and connected equipment in all operating rooms throughout hospital.

• Follow infection control procedures to maintain cleanliness of the anesthesia equipment and monitors.

Surgical Waiting Room Receptionist, June 2013-Present

• In cooperation with the Surgical Unit, Recovery Department, Endoscopy, and Urology provides assistance by answering questions and offering direction to family and visitors in the Surgical Waiting Room.

• Assure HIPAA regulations pertaining to patient privacy are observed in the waiting room and on the telephone.

Fletcher Allen Hospital, Burlington, Vermont: Emergency Department Research Associate, January 2013 - May 2013

• Conduct research to develop methodologies, instrumentation and procedures for medical application, analyzing data and presenting findings from the Emergency Department of Vermont’s only Level 1 trauma center.

• Plan and direct various studies to investigate human disease, efficacy of preventive methods, treatments for disease, and emergency room efficiency.

• Support, plan, and coordinate operations for multiple medical surveys.

Absolute Care Nursing Home, Orchard Park, New York: Food Service, May 2010 – August 2010

Panera Bread, Hamburg, New York: Customer Associate, February 2008 - August 2009

Camp Onyahsa (YMCA), Dewittville, New York: Camp Counselor, Summers of 2007 - 2009

EDUCATION

University Of Vermont, Burlington, Vermont

Bachelors of Science Degree, Biological Sciences, May 2013

• Relevant coursework: Physiology, Anatomy, Microbiology, Cellular Biology, Genetics, Physics, Chemistry, and EMT-B coursework.

KEY SKILLS

• Over 1,000 patient contact hours

• BLS Certified

• Can Take Vitals

• Medical Terminology

• Comfortable Working With Blood, Injuries, etc.

• Communication- Great at communicating sensitive medical information while maintaining HIPPA regulations.

• Computer Skills- Excel, Word, PowerPoint, and FCPX; particularly experienced with presenting scientific and medical data

ACTIVITIES & ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Surgical Observations: 2009 - Present, viewed a large variety of surgical procedures including Orthopedic, Vascular, Bariatric, and Plastic surgeries.

Competitive Beer Brewing: 2013 - Present

Digital Videography: 2011 - Present, Created videos using professional level editing software.

Volunteered at Susan G. Koman Race For The Cure: 2008 - Present

UVM Freestyle Ski Team: Devoted 20 hours per week to athletics while carrying full course load. Qualified for USASA Nationals in 2012 and 2013.

Holimont Freestyle Ski Team: 2005 -2009, Qualified for USSA Eastern Regional finals 2008, 2009
 
Experience:

High Country Healing – Silverthorne, CO (Mar. 2013- Dec. 2013)

Store Manager- Nick Brown (303) 468-7858

Trimming Technician, Data Entry, MMJ Badge Certification, and Recognized for outstanding customer service. $15.00

Vail Resorts – Keystone, Colorado (Oct. 2012- Mar. 2013)

Supervisor- Nichole Nesbihal (913) 549-0367

Ticket Scanning, Daily Set up, Guest Services, with Resort Knowledge (transferred to rental shop as a certified ski technician) $9.00

Round 2 – Grapevine, TX (Jan. 2012 – Oct. 2012)

Supervisor- Jason Riddel (469) 645-2131

Data Entry, Stock, Hard Drive Disc Refurbishing, and Proper Disassembly of Electronics. $8.75

Hot Topic Inc. – Lewisville, TX (July 2011 – Jan. 2012)

Shift Supervisor- Megan W. (972) 315-6156

Key holder Responsible for Store Opening, Drawer Counts, Stock, Deliveries, Customer Service, Cleaning, and Knowledge of Products $9.00

Pacific Sun wear – Lewisville, TX (Mar. 2011 – July 2011)

Store Owner – Megan Yeaman (store location no longer open)

Sales Associate, Demonstration of Product Knowledge, and POS sales capture. Opening and Closing Procedures (Lock Up/Janitorial/Inventory/Cash Count) $8.50

Education

Grandview High School – Aurora, CO (2006-2010)

High School Diploma

Skills

Sales, Computer Usage (Microsoft Office, Sales Interfaces, etc., E-Mail, Customer list management/ Database Management), People and Customer Service Skills.

I never realized how shifty my past was.
 
Horticultural assistant

February 2011 – February 2014

Horticulture/ Handy work

easy job chiil boss and flexable hours $14 per hour, great high school job

Summer Ambassador

December 2013 – January 2014

Promotions/ Tourism

Walked around on the beach every day in summer giving out free stuff and talking to girls. $13.75 per hour

Assistant director

January 2014

Advertising/ Film producing

Did an ad for a big online management compony, $500 for two days plus food and 5 star accommodation paid for. From hours worked it ended up being around $30 per hour

Promotion boy

May 2014- Current

Promotions/ Sales

Give out free stuff and talk to people, i love it. Flexible hours. $21 per hour.

Not bad for a kid who is one year out of highschool/ just turned 18
 
2003-06 - Snerberd lesson teachin person

06-08 - Trick park builder

08-11 - snerberd park design

11-12 - trick trail digger

12-present - jump grind park manager

present - trick ski park digger

Some other jobs but that's the only relevant string for the jobs I'm going for. 8 years in the trick parks and about to start my 9th season in a couple weeks. Hopefully I'll be able to rock out another 8 years-iniftinty.
 
2006-2008 Caddy/bag room attendent at Taconic Golf Club in Williamstonw MA

2007-2010 Landscape design for Sherman services in Williamstown MA

2012-2014 Delivery driver for Vermont Tent Company in Burlington VT

2015-present Distance and eLearing for National Criminal Justice Training Center in Durham New Hampshire (dope job)
 
Professional Experience

Down Wind Sports, Marquette, MI.

August 2012- Present

Customer Service, sales, and general day-to-day operations. Experience in ski, bicycle, kayak, and other Outdoor Recreation sales. Creation and designing of logo wear for clothing and accessories as well as new marketing campaigns. Minor event planning including ski swaps, guest speakers, and collaborations with Northern Michigan University.

Target Mobile, Walled Lake, MI.

May 2012- August 2012

Cell phone sales and kiosk operations dealing with AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon Wireless contracts. Operated kiosk on a daily basis with duties including retailing, promotions, signing, and meeting daily sales goals.

Boyne Country Sports; Novi, MI.

August 2010- Present (Seasonal)

Ski sales, boot fitting, custom foot bed molding, and outerwear sales. Burton Snowboards sales contest winner, K2 Skis and Volkl Skis Contest Winner, recipient of 35+ customer appreciation certificates. Currently working holidays as needed. Northern Lights School Store; Walled Lake, MI. September 2009- May 2010 Walled Lake Northern High School Basic store operations. Managed accounts for high school with Pepsi-Cola. Designed logos, created vinyl stickers, and banners for school. Creation of school store commercials and sales.

Halloween USA; Walled Lake, MI.

August 2009- November 2009

Seasonal sales experience. Set up and took down store. Dealt with seasonal rushes and short-term business operations.

Online Resume:
http://collinwheeler.weebly.com/
 
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