Post your omegle

chardi

chardi

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post your omegle chats. i just tried it for the first time. the game is to see how long you can hold out until he disconnects. or if he doesn't respond you say 'ask me about my wiener.' post yours

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Stranger: do you have sexy feet girl?

You: yes

Stranger: oh i love girls with sexy feet

You: yes

Stranger: can you describe them to me

You: yes

Stranger: please go ahead

You: yes

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i onece was on the vedio chat and these like eight yearold guys were sucking each others dick....(yes) was there
 
this is actually pretty funny to troll

my most recent one

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Stranger: Ahoy Matey, I be a pirate

Stranger: Do you know of any booty there is to plunder?

Stranger: Arr

You: yes

Stranger: By God, where?

You: yes

Stranger: Arr matey don't get smart with me

Stranger: Tell we where the riches lay

You: Stranger:

Stranger: You filthy scallwag you speak naught but jibberish

You: jiberish?1>!>!111.>>~??!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!?!?!?

You: ZOMGGGGG

Stranger: Farewell I am setting sail

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i tried that. it works, kinda creepy.

and i should i send someone a picture of boobs i find on the internet, because i told him they were "mine" and have him paypal me $10 for it?

pretty sure this is illegal, but should i try it?
 
you say you're a 16 year old girl, start cybering with them, and then just say something REALLY fucked up and see their reaction. i've had a lot of good ones like that
 
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Stranger: Hey

Stranger: 18 Female, I'm bi and I'm looking for another FEMALE to trade photos with

You: heyy

You: im 16 f

Stranger: you wanna trade?

You: haha ive only done bi stuff once

You: iiidk can we talk a little first?

Stranger: It's better :P

Stranger: Yea sure

Stranger: Can we talk on msn

You: lol im just worried posting pictures

You: i dont have msn

Stranger: I'll go first if that makes you better

You: haha that remindss me of this hilarious thing that happened today

You: i was with some friends

You: and we were walking down the street

You: and we needed to cross to the other street

You: and there was this like suuuuper sketchy alley

You: so i said to my friend

You: you go first

You: so she starts going

You: and some dude jumped out and started raping her eye sockets repeatedly and then i jumped the fuck in and whipped out my cock and started raping the dude who was raping her and yelling about how much i loved chicken beaks up my ass and it was FUCKING AWESOME

You: i came EVERYWHERE

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You: Hi, I represent omegle. We need your credit card information.

Stranger: fuck off no one is that dumb except you ofc

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Stranger: how are you?

You: I doing goodl

Stranger: thats good

You: Yes, I suppose.

Stranger: Stranger is typing...

You: Do you happen to know a Chris P?

Stranger: no

You: You sure?

Stranger: yea im pretty sure

You: Do you know a chris?

Stranger: yea

You: Chris .P. Nipples?

Stranger: no

You: What about a robert paulson?

Stranger: do you no a sebastian boner

Stranger: ??

Stranger: i honestly do

Stranger: its crazy

Stranger: no

You: What about david davidson?

Stranger: no

You: Bradly bradford?

Stranger: no

You: jon johnson?

Stranger: noo

Stranger: no

You: Seymore A. Nus?

Stranger: no

You: What about dixie recked.

Stranger: no

You: Oh ok

You: thanks for your help, though.

Stranger: i guess

You have disconnected.

 
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Stranger: QUICK, GET IN THE TARDIS!

You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You: OKAY WE'RE SAFE

Stranger: NO WE'RE NOT, NOT YET! THEY'RE AFTER US

Stranger: RUN!

You: OH SHIT DUCK

You: ITS THROWING FUCKING ROCKS

You: QUICK I KNOW OF A PLACE AROUND THE CORNER

You: ITS A FORT I BUILT IN MY CHILDHOOD

You: WE'LL BE SAFE

You: RUUUUUUUUUN

Stranger: OK I THINK THAT WILL LOSE THEM

You: OH GOD NO THEY GOT ME

You: OOOHHHH GOD THEY'RE RAPING ME

Stranger: NOO!

You: THEY'RE RAPING ME SO MANY TIMES

You: OH GOD IT FUCKING HURTS SO BADLY

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Stranger: RAGHHHHH

You: HOLYFUCKINGSHIT IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON

You: GTFO

Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You: JESUS CHRIST SAVE YOURSELF

Stranger: WHERE

You: wait you don't see it?

You: it literally just roared

Stranger: No 0_o

You: i mean c'mon Marty

You: this is why nobody includes you in things

You: you never fucking have any idea what's going on

You: and it just takes away the intensity of every situation

You: seriously

You: you always ask why we never call you

You: THIS IS WHY

You: jesus i mean i didnt believe them but now im seeing it first hand

You: they were always like

You: "fucking marty is such an idiot"

You: and i was always like "guys c'mon he's really not that bad"

You: well I FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

You: YOU JUST RUINED MY DAY MARTY

You: YOU ARE SO FUCKING USELESS

You: seriously

You: the fact that you managed to get a wife, kids, a dog, and a house is just mind boggling

You: literally mind boggling

You: i am amazed you didn't get shot in the face along the way or drive your car off a bridge it is really stunning

You: really really stunning

You: think long and hard about yourself mister
 
bringin it back up. watch me own this kid

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Stranger: hai

You: i represent omegle

Stranger: i represent sweden

You: you are lying

Stranger: and africa

You: also lying

Stranger: no im not

Stranger: im black

You: yes

Stranger: how u think im lying bro

You: strangers claiming to represent sweden and africa are lying

Stranger: i live in sweden and im from africa

You: do you ski

You: ?

Stranger: hell no. black ppl wont ski..

You: yea but swedish people do

Stranger: black ppl listen to hip hop in hoods of sweden

You: and because of the cold your skin color would become much lighter

You: skiers listen to hip hop

You: were straight thug nigga

Stranger: no your not

Stranger: u fail

You: if i'm not thug, then why is my hoodie so tall?

Stranger: how the hell i wud know

You: and why do i have a collection of bandanas?

Stranger: off to catching pokemons?

Stranger: with pandanas

You: already caught em all

Stranger: NO YOU HAVE NOT

You: yup

You: nbd

Stranger: you

Stranger: cant

Stranger: be

Stranger: serious

You: so serious

Stranger: how serious

You: i just told you

You: so serious

Stranger: how serious

You: you were supposed to ask me why

Stranger: WHY SO SERIOUS????

You: there it is

You: stevie johnson ftw

You: and for the loss...

Stranger: WHY SO HOMO

You: because that's me genus

Stranger: ubad

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You: hiStranger: hiYou: im highStranger: cool story broYou: and touchin myselfYou: wanna watch?Stranger: ok m or f?You: bothYou: ...Stranger: wtf?
 
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Stranger: 23 liberian male

Stranger: you?

You: DO

You: NOT

You: WANT

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Here's my longest:
You: Wanna fuck?Stranger: sureYou: I like vagina, lots and lots and lots.Stranger: well i like dick lots and lots and lotsYou: But swordfights can be fun too.You: Depends on the nude mewd.Stranger: yeah lightsabers!!!You: FUCK YEAH, DIBS ON GREEN BITCH.Stranger: hell to the nah thats mineYou: I have a man caveStranger: ME TOO OMG
You: fine fuck that. I call the purple one.Stranger: hahahahhahahaah but thats my favorite colorYou: Its hella fun, it's got like dildoes and shitYou: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL GREEN THEN?Stranger: hahah yeahh babyStranger: cause i get them allYou: Fine. Flesh colored is better.\You: chickenbutt.Stranger: ummm no i dont have a flat buttYou: You type fucking long ass messages.Stranger: no...?You: That's a pancake ass. Chicken ass is all bony and shit.You: Omegle is all fucking lies.Stranger: whatever just fuck ,eStranger: *meYou: K. brb, let me get my power tools.Stranger: oh sounds...intrestingYou: You haven't seen interesting until you've seen a gay threesome with two powerdrills with dildoes mounted on them.Stranger: lolYou: That's just interesting bud. Questionable is Two men, one cue ball.Stranger: oh ur creppy but i love u so GET IN THE CRACK
You: can i pee in your butt?Stranger: of courseYou: Thanks. I enjoy the feeling of just lettin er rip in the good ol' pooper.Stranger: TASTE THE RAINBOW
You: Did you know that all the colors mixed together is black? So in theory, emo's are all fruity and shit.
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Stranger: i like vaginaStranger: !!You: i like dick!!!!!!!Stranger: thts cool!! vagina is better!!You: not if your gayStranger: lol naa even if ur gayYou: i meen its not like i popped out the womb all rainbows and glitter though.Stranger: vagna is stil better?Stranger: !You: nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwYou: its all about the dick.Stranger: lol but u have one of those!!You: but hell no i aint about too ride a dick. they best get offf there ass and on my dickStranger: lol so u like dick eye u tried vagina yet?You: yea its smelled like fish and looked like someone put a taco inbetween legsStranger: lol in tht case i love to eat fish tacos;)You: aw naw.Stranger: hell ya man!!You: then how come you grab your dick everday and squirt allll up on yourself????? thats sooo homoStranger: lol cuz no women r round to do it for me lolYou: still pretty homo. your hand is on a dick and trying with all your might too get it too cum. sounds homo.Stranger: lol well then i guess im bi! haha cuz i have a dickYou: YOU ARE SOOO DUMB. FAREAL.Stranger: lol no u r u like da penis/!You: da penis is good for the souldStranger: if ur a women!You: naww nigga. you know sparta was homo right? all greek men preffered dickStranger: lol not at all! sparta had there women nigga like every placee lolYou: GET YA HISTORY KNOWLEDGE! there was also alot of boy-old man relationshipsStranger: ok look up lemon party ull be straight then lol
 
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You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: guess what?

Stranger: what?

You: you are stuck with it.

Stranger: with what?

You: i think you know very well

Stranger: oh, ok

Stranger: who told you?

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Stranger: Hi asl

You: Female looking for bi partner

You: 17

Stranger: R u looking for a guy

You: Either one, reallyy

Stranger: I'm a guy ur in luck

You: Ah, but are you hot?

Stranger: I'm black

You: Hell yeah

Stranger: Yup

You: Im soooooo fucking horny

Stranger: Me too what a coincedence

You: Oh, and Im a pirate

Stranger: And I'm ur slave

Stranger: U have pics

You: You want to penetrate me?

Stranger: U know it and finger ur wet pissy

Stranger: Pussy*

You: Hahaha I dont have one. I had a sex change that went wrong. I have have half formed tits, and no dick or vag.

You: But i still am horny

Stranger: So how do u pee

You: Out of my nipples.

You: All 4 of them at once

Stranger: I don't belive u lol

You: Thats cute

Stranger: ?

You: why would i bother to lie, its only the internet

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: U have pics of this

You: Now what's that supposed to mean

You: Of course not.

You: Im not a pervert

Stranger: Yeah but ur dirty talking

You: Why would I have pictures?

For some fat black teenager to fap to?

You: thats groos, man

You: gross

You: just no

Stranger: R u a dude

Stranger: I'm 105

You: Why do you ask

You: Yeah, more like 15

You: oooohhh

You: bitch

Stranger: Cause I'm not gay

Stranger: No I'm 105 lb

You: Are you?

Stranger: I'm 18

You: Hahaha

You: Are you a nugget or something

Stranger: I'm 14 u happy now?

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ive met like 3 people but heres a random conversation i had last year

You: hi

Stranger: 23/f/usa

You: 20 male usa

Stranger: cyber?

You: rite here?

Stranger: yeah

You: aight let me put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: Let me take out my dick?

Stranger: SO we can fight the cyber dragon

Stranger: Ready?

You: FIGHT

Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: HADOUKEN

You: FUCK HES EATING MY BALLSACK

Stranger: LET HIM

Stranger: IT'S HIS WEAKNESS

You: O SHIT

You: I NEW IT ALL ALONG

Stranger: FIRE!

You: YOUR THE DRAGONS TEST TUBE BABY

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

You: IDK IN SHITTY MOVIES YOU JSUT FIGURE IT OUT

Stranger: GOOD ENOUGH

Stranger: BUT NOW I MUST DEFEAT YOU

You: FUCK

You: I THOUGH U WERE MY FATHER

You: S

You: BROTHER

You: COUSINS

You: UNCLES

You: SISTERS

You: FRIENDS

Stranger: FINAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: HALF SISTER ROOMATE

Stranger: GIGA

Stranger: DRILL

Stranger: BREAKER

You: FUCK NOT POKEMON

Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: GO CHARIZARD

You: PIKAJEW I CHOOSE YOU

You: PIKAJEW USE GUILT TRIOP

You: *GUILT TRIPPPP

Stranger: NOOOOOOOO

Stranger: CHARIZRD DIGIVOLVE TO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!

You: WAT THE HELL MAN YUGI YO????

You: BUSTER BLADER RAPE HIM

Stranger: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

You: NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAA

You: SHOTTY RED BITCHHHH

You: LASER RAPE CANNONS ACTIVATED

Stranger: EARTH

Stranger: FIRE

You: ANILIATION OF THE PIXIES NOW

Stranger: WATER

Stranger: WIND

Stranger: HEART

You: FUCK AVATAR

You: I BEND N E THING

Stranger: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CHRIS HANSEN

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: NOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: VICTORY IS MY

You: OH YEAH WELL I SUMMON THE POWERS OF SHITTY SCAMS

You: BERNARD MADOFF I CHOOSE YOU1!!!!!!

Stranger: TAKE THIS,MY LOVE,MY SORROW,AND ALL OF MY ANGER

Stranger: SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: NOOOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZ

Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

You: FUCK

You: IM ALL DEAD

You: DAMMIT

You: I WANTED TO WIN

Stranger: VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: OH NOEZZ

You: NEWSCHOOLERS?

Stranger: NOW YOU MUST SUCK MY DICK OR SOMETHING

You: IM DEAD JUST SKULL FUCK ME AND GET IT OVER WITH

Stranger: *SKULL FUCKS*

You: IM SO DEAD AND RAPED RIGHT NOW ITS CRAZY

Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?

You: YEAH

You: WELL NICE BEING RAPED BY YOU

Stranger: BUT I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH

You: NO

You: NOOOOO

Stranger: I AM YOUR MOTER

Stranger: MOTHER*

You: SHIT THATS WEIRD

You: I KNEW IT

You: SO IM RELAL YPART DRAGON

You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE YOU SKUL FUCKED ME

Stranger: IT WAS MORE SEXY THIS WAY

You: YOUR RIGHT

You: I NEED TO GO FLOSS MY PUBES

You: NICE BEING RAPED THOUGH

Stranger: NOW BEND OVER AND GIVE MOMY ANAL

You: IM DEAD MOMY

You: PLEASE DONT RAPE ME

You: WHEN I DROP THE SOAP

You: O FUCK IL SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTTHOL

You: E

You: WHILE I WEAR MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

Stranger: THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT

You: YEAH ALL AHRD

Stranger: WHILE I TAKE OUT MY DICK TO FIGHT THE CYBER DRAGON

You: WE ALREADY DID FUCKKKKK

Stranger: And it alll come full circle

You: TIME PARADOX

Stranger: THIS IS THE BEST DAMN CHAT EVER

You: THANK YOU

Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: YOU'RE WELCOME

Stranger: SO,DID YOU COME FROM SOMEWHERE TO THIS SITE?

You: YEAS

Stranger: WHERE?

You: NEWSCHOOLERS

You: WERE AN ELITE FORCE OF ASSASINS

Stranger: NEVER HEARD OF IT

You: O

You: WELL THATS PROBABLY CAUSE ITS ELITE

Stranger: ELITEZ

Stranger: BUT NEW I HAVE HEARD OF IT

Stranger: AM I ELITE?

You: MAYBE

You: YOU DID FUCK MY SKULL PRETTY GOOD

You: YEA WHY NO

You: T

Stranger: THANKS BRO

You: RIBBON OF HONOR BROHA

Stranger: THANKS BRO

You: ANY TIME BOR

You: *BRO

Stranger: WANT TO HAVE AWESOME BRO SEX? IT WIL MAKE YOU A MAN.

Stranger: OR NOT

You: HAD IT BEFORE

You: WITH THE EPITIMY OF ALL BROS

You: T-WALLSICH

You: YOUTUBE TOM WALLISHC

Stranger: LE GRASP!

You: THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND

Stranger: YOU ARE A GOD AMONG BROS

You: YEA I NO HE DEEP THROATED MY STRAP ON

You: AND THEN MY REAL PENIS
 
did a terrible version of gator's.

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You: f 17 usa

Stranger: hey:)

Stranger: 18 m usa

You: my cup size is 36 d

You: im freshly shaved

Stranger: ooooh baby you getting me going

Stranger: wanna help me cum?:)

You: yes

Stranger: can you talk dirty to me baby?:)

You: yes

You: can i tell you a very sexual story?

Stranger: yes please:)

You: ok here we go.

You: so as i was walking down the street with my large breasted girlfriend (lesbians)

You: this guy comes up to us

Stranger: ooh baby

You: and he starts raping my girlfriends eye socket

You: then i pull out my dick and start raping him

You: then i raped my girlfriend

You: then he raped me

You: then i raped the old lady who was walking on the other side of the street

Stranger: not sexy babe not cool.

You: i raped every one
 
kinda bad but its a bump
You: 12 m canadaStranger: im brazilianYou: wopptie fuckin dooStranger: _|_You: what the hells that. your dickStranger: morre diaboYou: dont get sassy with me misterYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Plain and Simple
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You: 12 m Canada
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I talked to some indian guy for like an hour last year during a lecture.

Told him i was a 20 year old swedish girl studding fashion.

Fun stuff
 
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: is it hot in there?

Stranger: yeah...

You: i thought so

You: cuz your pants are on fire

Stranger: yeah.....wat bout u...

Stranger: goin wet??

You: cuz you are a lier lier

You: you know? lier lier pants on fire

Stranger: ha ha ..lolz

You: do you even know what you where lying about?

Stranger: no...??

Stranger: tell me den

You: cuz in our previous talk you, stranger told me that you represent omegle

Stranger: so r u a female

You: and i know how to read OK?! lier

You: no im not

You: so what

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this is my favorite from a while ago

Stranger: hello, 24/m/mo looking for a mature lovely lady :D

You: how many real women do you think are on this?

You: serious question

Stranger: 1 out of 200

You: and the rest are guys pretending to be girls

You: does that still work for you?

Stranger: well i'd say 20 out of 200 are "girls" with 1 of those 20 actually a girl

Stranger: well yeah

Stranger: b/c once you get into pics

Stranger: you can request two or more

Stranger: and that gives pretty good evidence, esp if it looks like a non-porny amateur

Stranger: but you have to press a little to figure out if they really are ag irl

You: wow you've got this all figured out

 
You: I like pussyYou: lots and lots of pussyStranger: I myself am quite fond of cats.You: I like vagina.Stranger: But alas, my mother does not care for them.Stranger: Well then.Stranger: That is indeed one way of bluntly and abruptly putting a stop to my trolling the immature.You: lulzYou: trolled HARD.Stranger: Have you heard?You: OfYou: The Game?Stranger: BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!You: kStranger: Trolled, counter trolled, counter counter trolled.Stranger: Alas I must take my leave.
 
Stranger: heyYou: Hey.Stranger: you are well punctuatedStranger: i like the in a personStranger: *thatYou: Why thank you, stranger.Stranger: no, thank youYou: I take pride in my Grammar skillzStranger: it is a dying artYou: and my EngrishYou: Indeed it isStranger: engrish ehYou: Hahaha, yepStranger: well harro to u tooYou: So guess what?Stranger: do tellYou: The GameStranger: OH SHI-
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i was on omegle with two of my friends (girls) tonight you would not believe what they will do it is crazy
 
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