The only way to get a free drink in this bar, is to prove to the barman that you are a friend of his boss. Here's how its done. You go to the barman, he tells you a number and you tell him the "countersign" number. If your answer is correct you get your drink. There's this mathematician who thought that there can't be a standard list of numbers and countersign numbers. There must be an algorithm that provides the answer from the number given by the barman. So he joins a party of three men who ARE friends of the boss and walks with them to the bar hopping to understand the algorithm from the three answers. HERE'S WHAT HE HEARD: The barman says "6" to the first man, he says "3" and got his drink. The barman said "12" to the second man, who replied "6" and got his drink. The barman said "14" to the third man and he answered "8" (!) and got his drink. Now its the mathematicians turn. "20", said the barman. What is the counter sign?
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Suppose that you were in a very powerful rocketship. Say that you accelerated away from the Earth so that the first billion miles took you an hour of time, the second billion miles took you a half hour of your time, the third billion miles took you a quarter hour, and so on. In general, it would take you 1/2n hours to cover the n+1st billion miles. where will you be after 2 hours?
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An Italian man Is walking through a supermarket, he sees five loafs of bread. 2 of them have a white bag, the others have a blue bag. A woman with blonde hair walks up and takes one with a blue bag, Another woman with green eyes walks up and takes another one with a blue bag, A third woman with brown hair walks up and takes a white bag. A bald woman comes up and takes a blue bag, and the last one takes the last one. This is the white bag. now if you reversed this pattern how would it change.
Three guys were traveling across the country. They decide to stop in the hotel for a night. The room costs thrity dollars so they split it 10 each. The next morning the front desk man realizes he made a mistake and that the room is only 25 dollars. He decides to make a profit so he keeps two dollars and gives the three guys the other 3 bucks. Since there are three of them they each take one back. This way they only paid nine dollars each. If they each paid nine dollars, that is 27 dollars together and two dollars from the clerk. The total money is 29 dollars. Where is the missing dollar?
There's a man at work. He wants to go home, but he can't because there is a man with a mask waiting for him. Everyone wants him to go home, but he can't. Why?
I'll just tell the answer because I didnt even tell it right.
6, cause there is six letters in 20, 3 in 6, 5 in 12 and 8 in 14
when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10
if it were easier it would be called snowboarding
i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
since the room was 25 dollars, they each paid 8.33 dollars a piece, and got 1 each which brought up the total they paid to 9.33 each, or 28$ total, not 27 as the riddle misleads you to believe. this means the clerk kept the last two for a total of 30. there is no missing dollar.
a dog that loses two legs, then re-attatches one later that day
TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt