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Lets see how smart the Ns Community is?

it is possible that there is already a thread going on this topic i didn't bother searching it.

 
There was a green house.

Inside the green house there was a white house

Inside the white house there was a red house.

Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

 
^ummmm...is there an ending to that one or no

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Campbell

Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea. and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honaley - The Mamas and The Papas
 
A man dies and finds himself on a straight country road. He walks along the road till he comes to a fork. One way leads to heaven, the other, hell. In between the roads is a bench, and sitting on the bench are two people. One of them only tells the truth, the other only lies.

What question would you ask them in order to find out which way leads to heaven?

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
idk what do u ask them

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
this is the point of a riddle. let's see if someone can think this one through.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
Ive heard that 1 before, ummm, i forget but its obvious in the end

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
pff... thats easy. I saw it in labyrinth.

Ask one of them "Would He (refering to the other guy) tell me that this road leads to heaven"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
it shines but it is not metal

it moves but it has no legs

it makes noise but it has no voice

you can find food in it

and you can put food in it

What is it?

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

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Good enough... water.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
it's hard as rock but soft as silk

bumpy underneath, yet smooth on top

slim, fat, long, short, tall, wide

it can give, it can take

it is ever changing and makes many decisions

what is it?

official NS bitch
 
my dick

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
I think you got it

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
the chicken

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
apple got that one. the answer is

which way would the other guy say is the way to heaven.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
the egg. dinosaurs were having eggs before chickens were even around.

~Ben

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www.freeheellife.com

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

 
one guy always lies, and one guy always tells the truth. so if you ask, which way would the other guy say, then the liar would point to hell, and the truthful guy would anticipate this, and point the same way, so you would go the opposite way that they're telling you.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
bacteria evolved into beings, not eggs

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
bacteria are beings....

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
1.What has fingers but can't type?

2.What has ears but can't hear?

3.What has arms but can't hug?

4.What has a head and a foot but no body?

5.What has a face but no head?

have fun

 
1.What has fingers but can't type?

babe

2.What has ears but can't hear?

deaf guy

3.What has arms but can't hug?

retard

4.What has a head and a foot but no body?

bed

5.What has a face but no head?

earth

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
3.What has arms but can't hug?

chair

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
if a cow laughs hard will milk come outta its nose?

-dad

Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6

Talking about School Drug Testing

"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
 
#1 The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

#2 You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

#3 What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
A murder comes into you're home and says "I'm gona murder one of your children". Which one do you let him kill?

(COMPLETELY wrong in the way I said it, but the basic point is there, haha)

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
none i dont have children lol i dunno

Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6

Talking about School Drug Testing

"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
 
THe ugly one!

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
yes now someone figure out #2

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
What can you put in a barrell to make it lighter?

Whe you hate your job you dont strike. you just go in everyday and do it reeaally half-assed. its the American way!
 
um take the shit thats in it out and put a feather in?

???

Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6

Talking about School Drug Testing

"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
 
yeah #2 is corn ?^^he beat me to it

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
ding ding ding

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
1. I have no legs, I have no fun,

the stiller I stand the faster I run.

What am I?

2. I am heavy, but you throw me away

when I am not needed.

What am I?

3. You have a to left hand gloves,

what can you do to one of the

gloves to make them both fit?

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
 
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