Post your most diabolical, devious, most mischievous licks

weastcoat

weastcoat

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I didn’t do this but a homie I know ripped this off a post at our local, it’s the main park. I wanna see what kind of licks you guys are hitting. No I’m not an undercover resort cop.

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Lol i stole half of keystone’s rail selection. That’s why their park has been ass these past couple years. I keep fucking striking and I won’t stop
 
14323795:Max.bro said:
Lol i stole half of keystone’s rail selection. That’s why their park has been ass these past couple years. I keep fucking striking and I won’t stop
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Imma steal yo mommas virginity
 
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I stole [tag=279688]@pissnu_skis[/tag] thanos crip pants

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14323805:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
I used to get $16 Vail burgers for $8 when I worked at Northstar. What a steal my g
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I rarely ate there because I hated supporting it but at least for 8 bucks it was a reasonable price. 16 woulda been fucked. Also when they got rid of breakfast burritos in the lodge we nearly rioted.

Oh northstar. Fuck vail
 
Yeah the quality was pretty hit or miss tbh. I was always glad I didn’t have to pay the full $16 because it was such a ripoff. But at $8 I could stomach the price if I needed one.

Funny thing is, my first year my boss didn’t check that stuff or keep us updated about it regularly so half the time I had already eaten breakfast when they had burritos or donuts…

14323821:theabortionator said:
I rarely ate there because I hated supporting it but at least for 8 bucks it was a reasonable price. 16 woulda been fucked. Also when they got rid of breakfast burritos in the lodge we nearly rioted.

Oh northstar. Fuck vail
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During junior year they were having construction in front of one of the dorms. My apartment was right on the edge of campus so this construction site was maybe 200yards from my door. Part of the construction involved redoing a staircase. As you know, that often involves handrails. Well some brilliant Forman decided to leave a dfd handrail that was custom fabricated for that stair set just laying around on the weekend. I’m not entirely sure what happens next but I do know that the homies crashing on my floor had a metal pipe in their sleeping space.
 
This got me thinking how easy it would be to just steal a bunch of ski setups and no one would know you did it
 
14323852:teabag said:
This got me thinking how easy it would be to just steal a bunch of ski setups and no one would know you did it
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There's construction on a new subway line a few blocks away from my apartment and there's a pile of ~10, 6 foot long handrails just sitting on the ground. I've been so tempted to take a few and don't even think they'd be noticed if they were gone.

If any Boston homies are braver than me and want the rails, HMU and I'll share the location/help you load em up
 
Oh and my most 'devious' heist was stealing a 5-pound bag of potatoes from some kids house-party in college. We were eating home-fries for days
 
I cringe everytime I see that thread I’m p sure I was drunk or some shit. Why tf did I shit on siver so bad? Mfs got more sauce than anyone out there, he’s really grown on me. Apologies mr. voll for being a dickhead

14323842:CatdickBojangles said:
Stealing kids egos

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14323938:weastcoast said:
I cringe everytime I see that thread I’m p sure I was drunk or some shit. Why tf did I shit on siver so bad? Mfs got more sauce than anyone out there, he’s really grown on me. Apologies mr. voll for being a dickhead
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Lmao just had to remind you of it
 
14323841:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
Yeah the quality was pretty hit or miss tbh. I was always glad I didn’t have to pay the full $16 because it was such a ripoff. But at $8 I could stomach the price if I needed one.

Funny thing is, my first year my boss didn’t check that stuff or keep us updated about it regularly so half the time I had already eaten breakfast when they had burritos or donuts…
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Working graves once in a while a bunch of us would go over for burritos as soon as they opened the up. Not that often but always felt nice. Was big sad when they got rid of the burritos there. They were actually pretty good.

The employee burritos they had for free were almost always terrible though. I remember thinking I got an egg one, and then half way it switched to all potatoes. And the potatoes were always hard.

My body was more stoked for mcdonalds than those things. At least the ones in big springs were fat and the dudes would usually hook it up.

I miss Tahoe but am stoked I left. Was just down there for a couple weeks visiting the friends. But cheaper rent and an actually decent paying job matters a lot.
 
One time I licked a rail at timberline. My tongue got stuck and ski patrol had to get some hot cocoa to pour on it and unstick me
 
edited my old college schedule and my student card. Was still “ valid ” for few more years although I dropped out of school so yeah manage to get the student price on my epic pass that year ? I was broke back then tho
 
14324045:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
I licked a metal post once when it was cold and lost some tastebuds.
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I used to do after school with kindergarten kids and at least half the class that year stuck their tongue on a frozen pole and their excuse is that they wanted to know if it’s real
 
its techinically trespassing and theft of services but if one were to ALLEGEDLY work at a prominent skier-only resort (Thats not Alta) that buts up to the largest ski area in the US, there are hypothetically lots of ropelines to duck-under into this said largest ski area in the US where ticket scanning upper mountain doesn't occur, and you can ski all day for free. This is all hypothetical of course and I would never do such thing as a god-fearing american skier.
 
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Went to an indoor skatpark a few days after a big vans competition and there was these massive banners all over, some hanging off and there was this one completely fallen off the railing. Snagged it and for year's I had this 8’x3’ banner in my room. Saved a tonne to have that cover my dorm walls rather than posters. Ended up giving it away when I graduated. Kinda wish I kept it now.
 
I stole the turf for my summer setup from my high schools football field. Still had the yard lines, numbers and all that jazz on the underside of the in run.
 
14324049:Skiblade420 said:
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What should I do to him
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Hit a lick on those erect coat hanger nips.

lick em, like with your tongue.

In college, i would go to 7/11 blackout 4 times a week and steal the most random shit. My buddy would ask for some taquitos or somethin and I would be in the back shoving 5 bags of chips and some ice cream down my pants.

I woke up one morning and had around 30 bic lighters throughout all my pockets.

good times.
 
I got the 1k0n p@$$ first year it came out on student discount because I bought pre-season in spring when I was still a student (they did some online verification with student email) and before I graduated. Couldn’t believe they never checked in late fall/winter when I was graduated. I skied that pass from April 2018 to August 2019.

14324027:donotreply said:
edited my old college schedule and my student card. Was still “ valid ” for few more years although I dropped out of school so yeah manage to get the student price on my epic pass that year ? I was broke back then tho
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