Post your most amazing dream

StarFire14

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I know some of my dreams are crazy as shit, post your best or most recent one.

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(summery at bottom)

I’m standing in a school cafeteria; it’s so long you cannot see the end of it. Chunk*Unit and another girl were given model heads as a gift from one of my teachers. They look like they were made out of floam. I ask her to toss it to me. When she does we discover it can float for around 20 feet. BlackBandanna asks me to pass it to him, which I do. He goes to pass it to someone else; it floats past them and bangs into a chalk board behind him. The head then slams into some other stuff on a connecting table and rolls down a model of stars on the table next to it. It is covered in dents. Chunk looks mad and heart broken because BlackBandanna just broke her gift. I promise to fix it. The dream skips and I’m now in my room under the covers of my bed. Someone is talking to me but I can’t see who because my heads under my covers. I tell them I don’t like rats and poke my head a bit above the covers. Three walls of my room are where they should be, but the one which my headboard rest against is missing, beyond it is what seems to be a Wal-Mart like super center. A cat fly’s out of that missing wall and lands on my bed. It has patchy balding cream colored fur. It starts to speak to me. It is using the voice my mom always used when she would talk for my food to make me feel guilty about not eating it. The cat asked why I wouldn’t like it just because some of its fur is gone like a rats. I duck my head under the covers but it keeps talking to me and jumping around on top of me. I decided to give in and let it sleep under the covers with me. I lift them up and it snuggles down against my front between the two pillow is always have framing my body. I tell the cat it can stay but not to come out of my room though or my other cat Yells would beat it up. At this point my 4th wall appears and it is back to being exactly like my old room. I hear a weird crackling which prompts me to bring my head above my covers. My room is intensely bright and there is something forming out side my wide open window. I know it is lightening about to strike me and the cat, who has turned into a little girl. She is dressed all in white and has blond hair tied half back. Her hair is on end from the electricity building right outside my window. I glance in the mirror and discover my blue hair is completely standing up. I flip my head down and back up and it only quavers a little bit. “Whooh” I state before I realize how bad lightening hitting the little girl could be. I scream at her to get away from my window. She jumps up and runs towards the door and I follow her out. She disappears. I walk into the kitchen and notice the lighting outside the glass sliding door is weirdly bright so I leave the computer and walk out side. I’m standing at the top of my driveway with my boyfriend mike, who is my neighbor in this dream, and another guy. There is some object like a lawn chair or something at the top of my driveway. Mike and I walk down to the bottom of my driveway to stand next to my mail box. My driveway empties into a cul-de-sac which the road connects to. The road goes over a hill which has trees on either side. At the top of the road there is an insanely bright light. It is coming from somewhere beyond the road and trees but I cannot see any further. From his light comes a loud crack and a huge snaking chain. The chain whips out and catches a hold of a tree ripping it out by the roots. The chain then pulls back and whips the tree over the hill into oblivion. I move closer to mike standing behind him and wrap my arms around his chest. I stare in disbelief as the chain and noise come back again. This time it catches a tree directly across my driveway from me. The tree is large and has a track cut into the side where my bike is hanging. The two other trees flanking its sides also have these tracts cut in them with bikes hanging from them. The chain wraps around the middle one and rips off a huge strip of bark. The force of the noise and being that is controlling it push mike and I into sitting positions. We are half levitating off the ground. I look towards the light and mikes house. His cat Jimmy is crossing the street going towards his house. I can only get a low “uh oh” out before the chain comes one last time and wraps around his cat. It whips it through the air for 30 feet and then deposits it in his yard. It squeals and runs into the woods. I tell mike we have to get out of here. He looks at me with a face I can only describe as patronizing. When I bring up the fact that we are levitating we both look down. Now our feet are planted firmly on the ground with our knees bent. He tells me there has to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. We walk across my drive way to the mauled tree. I point out the missing strip of bark and he agrees it is weird but doesn’t seem to have any recollection of the chain or light. The other guy walks down to join us. I tell mike about his cat and say I’m sorry. He doesn’t seem to have seen anything that just happened or completely believe me. We walk up my drive way and come to the lawn chair. Sitting within it is a huge crescent shaped ice cube with cross sections of some oranges frozen inside it. I pick it up and show it to him. Mike says “Well He couldn’t have sent it unless it has vinegar in it.” I’m in the middle of breaking it apart and looking at the frozen oranges, so I give it a quick lick. Even though I don’t taste anything usual I tell him it tastes like vinegar just to convince him of everything that has just happened. He says “let me see that” holding out his hand. I toss a chunk of it to him over my shoulder as I walk back to the bike holding trees. He is bringing it up to his lips when I am woken up by my phone ringing.

So I know that is hella long and if you don’t feel like reading here is a summery:

Blackbandanna breaks a gift (floating head model) that was given to Chunk*Unit. I meet a talking cat, it turns into a small child. I go outside and see a bright light. Out of this light comes a large chain which pulls out trees by the roots. I then find a large ice cube with oranges frozen inside it, which my boyfriend informs me can only be sent from “him” if it contains vinegar, prompting me to lick it. Then I wake up and think WTF.

 
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:(
 
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and just when it was about to happen, my mom woke me up.

damn mothers
 
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made me chuckle

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^me neither, except for this one nightmare from like grade 2.

ahem.

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eventually
 
ahem.

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Lauren, in response to your dream. Fuck Blackbandanna. Jesse takes MY gift and breaks it! pshhh.

Lastnight I had a verrrry strange one:

I was riding a moped around a town I was unfamiliar with and my mom was sitting in the basket on the back. I recall a strange wooden building with lots of ramps around it and a big parking lot, then lots of roads around a rainforest-type surrounding. While riding around the wet roads, I made this amazing turn around a really steep corner while going down a hill and screamed "YES THE MONKEY DIDN'T GET ME!!" because it looked like a scene from King Kong. Next thing I know, I was driving past a massive waterfall and my mom yells "Shit! That's where I was supposed to get my Canadian driver's license!" so I turned around to go back, but the place was gone. Then a branch/vine/thing started following us down a windy road and I don't remember the rest.
 
i shot regan.

i was Aladdin and i totally fuked jasmine.

an asshead stole and sold my t-halls.

i was at school and a guy came in with a gun and i jumped out to save a kid and got shot and was near death but i woke up and the girl i saved killed me the next day. go figure...what a bitch!!!
 
they were spaced.

common ns knowledge that space = new idea or subject

oh em eff gee, liek lolz 4evazzzzz!!
 
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