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"Im getting green like im 'posed to. Nigga I holla at these hoes to see how many i can go through" - Steve Jobs
 
"And then his ankles were forever broken" - Jesus

or

"Sometimes we live no particular way but our own"- The Grateful Dead
 
I'm going to get pregnant and abort the child after three months, so the fetus will be about the size of the potato. I will continue doing this until i have filled shelves upon shelves in a room with potato sized aborted fetuses. When i do have an actual child i will put the child in the room as disciplinary action. That way the child may know how easily i could have aborted it.

- A Female
 
some bitch speaking to winston churchill "if you were my husband, id poison your coffee."

churchill responds with, "WOMAN, if you were my wife, i would drink it!"
 
"There was once a man with two dicks. In his butt. He was gay"-Gary Newman

OR

"A Lion only shed's blood when what he ate was cursed, or chipotle"-Chet Atkins
 
Lady Astor
Also, from Winston to her."I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
 
Quotations "I like to meet new people"

-Brogan

"This is birch beer!"

-Brogan

"Cucumbers"

-Henrik Harlaut

"F*** that (as ian compton throws his coffee out the window) thats how rich i am"

- Ian Compton

"Shankapotomus"

-E Trade Baby

SHUT THE Front door, you know it's getting a little cold in here.

- CHUG!

I could carve off a jump so hard I'd come in forward and take off of it switch.

 
"i have a dream" - Albert Einstein

Picture related, it's him

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"Never, lose yourself in the world of facelessness, gain respect for yourself and you will gain respect from everyone, thats true power."- Grandpa Woods
 
""All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
Quote from portal 2
 
The Man in the Arena

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

-Theodore Roosevelt
 
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