Post your favorite "core" company and I'll roast them

dude changed his username after getting dragged lmao

14333840:1M_peaches said:
I posted on Taylor's edit that Bella Bacon is better, which is objectively true, all i got were simps replying and calling me a troll... And a large sum of down votes. I cant be the only one that thinks this. we have no problem saying x male skier is better than y male skier, but as soon as its a lady its the biggest most outrageous thing to say ever.
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14334367:Wormracer said:
Snow feet.

Look em up! Core AF because they clearly don't give a shit.
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this is another case where the actual content on the website is way funnier than anything I can come up with:

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I got an ad for these and watched the whole thing… Honestly if I didn’t have 100 better uses for my money I’d get some to play around in the carinthia hike park before/after skiing.

14334369:pinkcamo1000 said:
this is another case where the actual content on the website is way funnier than anything I can come up with:

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14334371:Biffbarf said:
Ok we get it you want us to say vishnu
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as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
 
Everything I hoped for and more

14334379:pinkcamo1000 said:
as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
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14334379:pinkcamo1000 said:
as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
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Hello yes Pulitzer prize committee, this one right here. Thanks.
 
A scene played out many times over at Brighton

14334379:pinkcamo1000 said:
as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
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14334379:pinkcamo1000 said:
as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
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Is a copypasta born?
 
14334048:pinkcamo1000 said:
whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so fucking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too fucking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge fucking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so fucking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge fucking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really fucking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.
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Hey I'm not a mod on newschoolers
 
14334037:Cream_Sauce said:
Did you try waxing them? Are you sure you used the right kind of wax?
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Trust me ns has been through this.

whatever bases armada uses are pretty damn slow. I used fluoro wax on my armadas and they werent like velcro but they were much much slower than my revolt 87s using the same wax on both. The armada edollos might have a decent base bc they claim it to be a “race base” but if you get a pair of volkls or heads or atomics or fischers you can be sure you are getting skis that glide as fast as the race skis those companies make. Fis skiing is like formula 1. The engineering that goes into the bases the big euro conglomerates put on their skis is like borderline science fiction. My revolt 87s on my lo fluoro universal wax in 25 deg weather were like a completely different experience of skiing than riding my armadas in the same wax and same conditions; just owing to how much faster my volkls slid; its literally like being an airhockey puck, if youwere standing still on flat snow and you farted you would pick up a few mph
 
14334501:ReturnToMonkey said:
Level 1
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almost 22 years deep and we still haven't figured out our business model. Do we film ski content, or sell apparel? Do we just fund ski content from behind the scenes now? Do we just make commercials now? Are we a podcast? Nobody knows!
 
14334509:asparagus said:
harlaut apparel (are they even core?)
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they make some gigantic clothes but the only people I've seen rocking harlaut apparel are 13 and their parents will only buy them stuff that "fits"
 
14334379:pinkcamo1000 said:
as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
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nil I feel kinda attacked

rs tho this is hilarious
 
YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
 
14334745:closeyetfar11 said:
Icelantic

Surface
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Icelantic: sales are up because jetskis are sold out! Wahoo!

surface: we know how to sponsor cool skiers, but building a quality ski is...a bit of a challenge for us
 
14334751:SofaKingSick said:
Look!
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*trying to put on binding for 5 minutes after eating it on a pow day*

man, I am so glad I spent 400 bucks on these. All of my friends who bought tyrolias aren't core at all. I don't even care they ditched me. These bindings are 100% necessary for my skiing style. Its all about that look feel, dude. You probably wouldn't understand. If I didn't have a metal toe piece my skis would blow apart for sure, cause that's something that happens to people with other bindings all the time.
 
14334831:DeebieSkeebies said:
OP whats your take on Alta
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Me: approaching the front of the sugarloaf singles line

some dude on the other side of the line:

YEAH IM FROM VIRGINIA BUT I GREW UP SKIING AT ALTA!!

Me: I really gotta get back to wildcat man
 
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