Post your favorite "core" company and I'll roast them

[muffMan.]

Here for this

ON3P

 

[-Dan]

what's up guys, you know who it is. Blue flannel, yellow pants, only trick.

Now that 12 year olds with daddy's credit card have discovered my company, I am completely unable to keep up with demand and I have no idea how to expand my business model. I keep trying to make new interesting items but all anyone wants is the same beanie and hoodies over and over. My mom has been locked in a basement making adventure shorts for three months straight. Please help.

33rd upvote ?

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Armada is above criticism change my mind.

Slow bases. I had a pair i skied on a year ago and the grippyness of the bases was impossible to ignore. They were stupendously slow even with a good wax job. Afterwards I got volkl revolt 87s with the racing bases and after a fresh fluoro waxing i almost shit my pants with how fast i picked up speed.

armadas seem to be a pretty durable ski, maybe even better than on3p. But i cannot fucking fathom how much bath salts armada must be shoving up their asses to not be using a faster base material.

i dont try to bash on guys trying to make a living but i have no clue why they havent adopted a better/faster base material you can watch quinn wolfermans slopestyle videos and you can compare him to skiers riding revolt 87s and head framewalls and the difference is palpable. Quinn is going so slow hes casing the landing and ragetli and mceachran are almost overshooting the landing.

 

[Cream_Sauce]

Slow bases.

Did you try waxing them? Are you sure you used the right kind of wax?

 

[FaunaSkis]

could just be a bot

Damn I've been rumbled.

For real tho, DM me your address and i’ll send you something to prove i’m not just a computer program.

 

[hi_vis360]

What’s the take on J Skis?

- founded by a newchool legend

- similar graphics concept as Vishnu

- sponsors street skiers

J skis: still somehow not core?

 

[hi_vis360]

Armada is above criticism change my mind.

We had the coolest rider owned brand ever but we were finically illiterate and now we are basically just fancy atomics

 

[hi_vis360]

Moment skis

Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

 

[hi_vis360]

ON3P

whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so fucking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too fucking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge fucking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so fucking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge fucking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really fucking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.

 

[hi_vis360]

Damn I've been rumbled.

For real tho, DM me your address and i’ll send you something to prove i’m not just a computer program.

What you guys are doing is rad no worries man

 

[PrunedLankly]

RMU

 

[FaunaSkis]

What you guys are doing is rad no worries man

it's a roast, of course its all jokes.

my offer still stands.

 

[BLandz]

Roast me im core as fuck

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

I’ll have a pair of Omnis here pretty soon in the Denver area so if anyone doubts, I can confirm their existence ?

as far as I know these skis as well as gilson only exist on newschoolers.com, I haven't seen them irl so theres no way to be sure they exist. could just be a bot

Dude abs is literally used for LEGO’s so yes. They are lmao

Have fun with busted ass delaminated sidewalls. Mfs are made with like lego plastic it seems like hahaha.

 

[switchlip2]

Head kore

 

[Schoess]

Jiberish

 

[weastcoat]

I’ll have a pair of Omnis here pretty soon in the Denver area so if anyone doubts, I can confirm their existence ?

Dude abs is literally used for LEGO’s so yes. They are lmao

HAHA that’s actually funny as fuck

 

[Session]

whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so fucking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too fucking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge fucking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so fucking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge fucking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really fucking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.

Parts of this make me feel attacked.

 

[Chunderface]

Saga

 

[betz]

Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

I think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

 

[CatdickBojangles]

I think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

ON3P has tons of clout on TGR. Those dudes literally jerk off to every spec of the skis. Like heated arguments on weights and shit.

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

I would wager ON3P is more known internationally and overall than Moment. Both are GREAT skis but I met way more ON3P fan boys during my time abroad. Moment doesn’t have quite the reach atm aside from places like black sheep sports in Munich

ON3P has tons of clout on TGR. Those dudes literally jerk off to every spec of the skis. Like heated arguments on weights and shit.

 

[Jems]

The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros.

this is lowkey kind of true lots of fucked up young senders

 

[tutipups]

Switchlip mom clothing co

 

[Session]

I think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

ON3P has tons of clout on TGR. Those dudes literally jerk off to every spec of the skis. Like heated arguments on weights and shit.

Ahem:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/300074-ON3P-SKIS-Discussion

This why I laugh when kids here get so hung up on who is on the team, and non-park skiers riding ON3P.

 

[mountaindewgirl]

this one is hard. but I've seen a shitload of pairs of libertys fall apart. I've heard that the quality has gotten better though

Yeah I've got the liberty AT touring bindings they collab'ed with Tyrolia in 2017. They broke on like the third day, with very little tension, while I was converting on the peak of some challenging terrain.

In fairness, they sent me a replacement part, and that was nice, and it costed money to fix... but I'm kinda scared to even ride the bindings because idk about trusting this thin little strap again:

 

[1M_peaches]

They’re different skiers with different styles who tf cares about “objectively true”

That’s wack af for you to comment shit like that lmao since they’re BOTH definitely better than you are

**This post was edited on Oct 18th 2021 at 9:50:35pm

yeah that is definitely true

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Ahem:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/300074-ON3P-SKIS-Discussion

This why I laugh when kids here get so hung up on who is on the team, and non-park skiers riding ON3P.

I check that thread a good bit to see what’s in the pipeline even though I’m not member. Insane amount of knowledge in that thread. [tag=255301]@kid-kapow[/tag] might know

more than some ON3P employees.

 

[Grantito]

what's up guys, you know who it is. Blue flannel, yellow pants, only trick.

Now that 12 year olds with daddy's credit card have discovered my company, I am completely unable to keep up with demand and I have no idea how to expand my business model. I keep trying to make new interesting items but all anyone wants is the same beanie and hoodies over and over. My mom has been locked in a basement making adventure shorts for three months straight. Please help.

lol I love this

 

[iggyskier]

bald eagle blood

 

[hot.pocket]

Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

 

[Christian_Bale]

does anyone know flat stans NS username?

delarenta

 

[animator]

We had the coolest rider owned brand ever but we were finically illiterate and now we are basically just fancy atomics

Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

I’m howling at these two holy shit ????

 

[mrk127]

Did you try waxing them? Are you sure you used the right kind of wax?

Don't question the fluoro man's wax job

 

[hot.pocket]

I would wager ON3P is more known internationally and overall than Moment. Both are GREAT skis but I met way more ON3P fan boys during my time abroad. Moment doesn’t have quite the reach atm aside from places like black sheep sports in Munich

 

[Session]

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I think you guys may sword fight a little differently.

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

That chipotle banana just reminded me that the meridian is discontinued ?

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[CLQ]

I think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

The problem with pipe skiing is that I don't think anyone cares about it.

 

[mountaindewgirl]

The problem with pipe skiing is that I don't think anyone cares about it.

Hey dude welcome back! Did the move go okay?

 

[Schoess]

The problem with pipe skiing is that I don't think anyone cares about it.

It's really really cool, but I think watching it in competition format can be boring. Watching dudes do it for fun and for videos is super dope

 

[hi_vis360]

RMU

least creative name for a ski company and it's not even close

 

[hi_vis360]

Head kore

stumped on this one, I can't think up anything funnier than what head's marketing team comes up with

 

[hi_vis360]

Jiberish

identity crisis: the brand

 

[hi_vis360]

Saga

so we just went all in with the steve stepp trollin series and now our brand is thriving!

 

[Schoess]

identity crisis: the brand

LOL

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Full Tilt

 

[hi_vis360]

Full Tilt

I bought these boots to look cool and they're easy to put on. But why do my feet hurt so much??

 

[CLQ]

Hey dude welcome back! Did the move go okay?

Yes, its great! The roommates are super chill too! You're more than welcome to crash at my place next time you're in town

 

[CLQ]

It's really really cool, but I think watching it in competition format can be boring. Watching dudes do it for fun and for videos is super dope

I couldn't agree more!

 

[betz]

I bought these boots to look cool and they're easy to put on. But why do my feet hurt so much??

They only hurt for the first couple hours, then my feet go numb so it's cool