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Beaansss

Beaansss

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I woke up this morning not realizing that it was all a dream. I was going through my morning routine until i finally went upstairs and everything was switched around, my dogs were my parents and my parents my pets. I woke up for real and was tripping cause i thought i had already went through with my morning.
 
I was dreaming that I was playing COD and then I woke up and there was semen in my pants. I showered for 2 hours and cleaned my bed and sheets. I also burned the underwear.
 
I think that most skier or all skiers have a dream where they go pro or are just have mad skill then they realize its not true
 
I had a dream that i was at school, except school was my house so all of the people from school were in my house. Then i realized i had to go to class, so naturally i went to my room and jumped out the window.
 
This one is kinda fucked I had last night-

So I was living in this super small community, all living on a farm. I decided to go on a killing rampage and shot like 12 people, the thing is, I wasn't being charged for anything, people were just pissed. And it was really awkward with my family. So I decided to run away from home to New York. While I was there I was in a post office and I saw my mom come in (she didn't see me) and she was crying and putting up "missing" signs and sending them out.

Weird.
 
nuff said
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I have nightly "frustration dreams." Most of them involve being in a fight and throwing my best punches that just are either missing or barely hitting the other person. One that I had a few nights ago was a little different; I was running through an airport terminal trying to catch a flight to Denver, but I had only ski boots on and all of my stuff was falling out of my suitcase. I was endlessly clomping toward the gate holding my clothes while people just walked by.

I have weird dreams like these very often, I'll post again soon.
 
I often relive the day of work in my dreams. I often sit up in my sleep hitting stop buttons cause some gaper cant load a lift for shit.
 
I ALWAYS HAVE THOSE DREAMS!!!. drives me insane.. had one where i was running away from a pack of cougers and my legs weight like a million pounds and i couldn't run away. many just like that but with different situations. ex- a person trying to kill me and i cant get away from them.. but the most messed up dream ive ever had was i was dreaming about the devil, and being possessed like i fealt my body get taken over by the devil or some shit, and i woke up shaking uncontrollably for probably 30 minutes un able to stop it.
 
I have woke up and had to go upstairs to check on my dad because of him screaming at the top of his lungs in terror of something but it is hilarious, first time i thought he was dying
 
My dreams usually involve me getting injured and they suck, but once I had a dream where someone told me obama died from getting to many blowjobs, and I just thought that was perfectly logical.
 
I remember about four dreams a year, and while I was sleeping in my friends basement at you UVM. I had a dream that I was on a computer in his basement and watching a new episode of archer in the middle of my dream I realized a new episode of archer would not be playing in the morning, and there is no desktop in his basement. I said to myself wait a minute I'm dreaming I then immediately blacked out and we woke up in the bed a second time I then went upstairs had a conversation with Matt and he cooked me breakfast. Only to realize I was dreaming again but this time I really woke up it was weird.
 
the other night i had a dream i killed a kid in my school. last night i had a dream i killed a person i saw on the street, but this time there was blood and i like brutally murdered the person.
 
The second time I woke up thought I wasn't dreaming I wasn't dreaming, But then I realized Matt can't cook and I said to myself out loud I'm dreaming then everything immediately went black and I woke up in the bed the third time that was real.
 
Yup. Mine usually involve sports, for some reason. A lot of times baseball. I'll be an outfielder and a ball will be hit towards me but for some reason my legs won't work and I can't go and catch it. Almost every time my legs don't work and I can't move. Most recent one I can remember is I was playing football and was quarterback and had a receiver wide open, but for some reason I just couldn't hold onto the ball to throw it. I would bring my arm back, then my arm would stop working, and the ball would fall out of my hand, then my arm work work again.
 
Falling down, trying to to get up but not being able to. I always get that, as soon as I get to my feet with my knees bent I lose my balance. If I'm trying to get away from someone it usually ends up with me trying to roll away with them standing over me.
 
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