mine is today at the gynastics center practicing flips on the tramps the coach brought us n for a stretch. then she went into a cross-legged position and said" lets stretch out the butt"
In spanish class the teacher asked the class to conjugate a verb and no one answered for a while. When they finally did, the teacher was like "wow, that was a long time coming".
i was working at a bike shop and the manager brought in one of his road bike frames showing everyone how stiff, the rear end is. the owner felt it and was like "wow, that is stiff"....
I was parking (at church of all places) and there was a spot right up front that was kinda boxed in by two cars on the lines, and my brother goes "You'll never fit!" I almost hit one of the cars because I was laughing so much pulling in.
my friend stopped to tie his shoe when we were walking one day, and we were walking fast, and he yells "WAIT, WAIT UP YOU GUYS, IM COMMING IM COMMING!!!!" i turned to my other friend "thats what she said"