Post whats on your mind

This is making me nervous as fuck. Gonna go to the bottom of the 9th with the Yanks only down by one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkk
 
big round tits, smooth tummies, and jiggly asses

and what the fuck i want to drink. god damn im thirsty and water just isnt cutting it right now..
 
cannot get my mind of a girl down in san fran.. fucking makes me feel so lame . but plus side for some reason. i fell my head getting out of my ass slowly!
 
fucking going nuts over this girl. i cannot get her out of my mind. i got to see her so relaxed and who she was .and now i am bat shit crazy for her.. my mind is all fucky. and i cannot get the idea that i suck and could never be with her.. fucking crazy Jim. Fucking lame to be Pisces
 
didnt realize when she said she had an extra ticket meant I would be going as her friends date. who is a woman.
 
I had a dream that i entered this like dark scary labryinth and there was weird stuff scribbled on the walls and i enterred a room and there was a giant toad and on the wall was a kid with pins in his nipples being spun in the air by a fat man. The toad did all the talking and made me float on the wall to and the fat man made us spin in different directions. Then after flipping around for so long the toad let me go. So i left the room and immediately i was on a boat. And we had to steal clay from other boat companies working on this river. But the police found out we had been stealing clay so we drove as fast as we could and i got shot 3 times by the police. Then i woke up (in the dream) and i was the toad from earlier. My mission was to find eight people and make then spin and loase by not completeling the fat man spinning project with pins through their nipples. I didnt make 8 people fail. The toad rought me to his torture dungeon. Then i really woke up.
 
i want 3 food items right now:

1. a subway sandwich

2. a five guys burger

3. annies mac and cheese

i will be getting none of them
 
I was gonna tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it. turns out she was a lesbian and I had to pretend to be her date because her dad would throw her out of the house if she went with a girl
 
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for little kids that are really into the outdoors, hunting shows are perfect for quiet babysitting. "shhhh, you'll scare the deer away"
 
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