Post whats on your mind

hahah norrlänningen blev full som fan och hur fan kan jag ha missat ellie goulding så jävla brutalt? är typ kär nu, i henne alltå. fuck, jag måste sova här hos stefan, blir walk of shame imorgon
 
and for non-swedish people..

''hahah northerner got drunk as hell and how the hell could I have missed Ellie Goulding so fucking brutal? istype in love now, in her all. fuck, I have to sleep here with Stefan, the walk of shame tomorrow''
 
Just got back from vacation ( A WEEK WITHOUT NS OMG!!!) And i wanted to bang about every girl on the beach today cuz dey be so hawt!
 
Your going to love it there! I was just there for a week and the dh biking is amazing! Also they don't have police, they have "peace officers" and they don't enforce much of anything from what I can tell
 
fap fap fap fap....

no for real though. it excites me because it allows me to multitask. Now I can smoke weed and watch a movie at the same time! :D
 
well i've got a lot of fucking shit on my mind right now and i guess i'll use this thread to vent it out a bit. here it goes:

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
 
I hate spiders. I casually strolled into my room, only to find one of these motherfuckers just chilling:

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I startled it, and it ran under my bed. Of course I'm not letting it get away. Fuck having a big spider under my bed. So it turned into a 30 minute stand off of me trying to kill it with various objects, and it dodging my attempts. I finally trapped it under a tennis racquet, dragged it out, and stabbed it with a kitchen fork until it was dead. I am now much relieved, and far too sweaty. Hope everyone else is having a good night!
 
You STABBED it with a kitchen fork??

I have this terrible complex in that I can barely bring myself to squish it with toilet paper, I don't know why.

But I found a nice giant spider and a 4 inch silverfish in my bathtub when I came home after work today... I'm so sick of creatures with more than 4 legs infiltrating my personal space.
 
AHHH thats a huge motherfucker!
i hate spiders but cant kill them.....dont know why but i just make other people kill it for me.
 
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