tonight i break the rules as told by this classic movie:
DOM
Okay, sounds like you're all set. Just
clean the pipes and it's a go.
TED
Hm?
DOM
You know, clean the pipes.
TED
Pipes? What are you talking about?
DOM
You jerk off before all big dates, right?
Tell me you jerk off before your big dates.
Ted just stares at him.
DOM (cont'd)
(incredulous)
You don't jerk off before--?! Are you
crazy?! That's like going out there with a
loaded gun. No wonder you're nervous!
Ted considers this.
DOM (cont'd)
Think about it: After you've had sex with a
girl and the two of you are laying in bed,
are you nervous?
TED
No.
Dom shrugs...Duh.
DOM
Why's that?
TED
I'm usually too tired to be.
Dom makes a game-show BUZZER sound.
DOM
Wrong. It's because you ain't got the baby
batter in your brain any more. That'll fuck
with your head, that stuff will.
TED
(starting to believe)
Huh.
DOM
The most honest moment in a man's life is
the five minutes after he's blown a load.
That's a medical fact. And it's because
you're no longer trying to get laid. You're
actually thinking like a girl. They love
that.
TED
Jesus Christ you're right.
DOM
You bet your ass I'm right. You don't go
out with a loaded gun, you empty the
barrels!
hopefully i can stay strong