Post ur most akward moment

this didnt happen to me but my friend will was in the car 4 other kids and the kids mom who is driving is a doctor and gives will physicals, most of us know this and find it funny but then in the car the kid asks his mom "hey mom, how was giving will a physical?" and it just went dead silence. The mom did a good job covering up though she was just like oh what sorry i was listening to the radio
 
ahahah, another funny mom/child interraction:

so i was in the car with my buddy and his mom on the way home from a soccer tournament and after like 5 minutes of silence he just turns to her and goes, "hey mom, do you and dad still use protection? cause i dont need another brother."
 
in chem class we needed to put on latex gloves...so i put them on like a doctor and stretched it really far down my arm and let it go so it makes a snapping noise, like the hot nurses do, and i proceeded to look over to a chick in my class and said "bend over!!" and my chem teacher was right behind me and was watching the entire time....haha she wasnt really pissed though
 
Wow, this thread helped me get through my English class today. Thanks guys, keep em coming. I can't really think of one right now but I've had a shit load of these.
 
i was having supper with my family, my friend, and his mom. halfway through, my mom says, adrian doesnt like it when we talk about sex at the dinner table. my friend starts laughing, and it wouldve been sweet if it stopped there. but my mom went on to describe a couple in university who filmed each other doing sexual acts. now, my mom is kind of curious. do my girlfriend and i film ourselves naked for when the other is out of town at all? no, honestly, she says do we? why did you buy that new camera if youre not filming each other stripping and stuff? at this point she turns to my friends parents, and tell sthem that i really dont like talking about sex. then she spells it out loud S-E-X. then she says to me "your sister likes it". she meant talking about sex, didnt even realize what she had said. my little sister is like 15 or 16. twas kind of weird
 
omg, that sucks. I don’t think I would talk to anyone ever again. One of my guy friends called me recently saying that he was looking for sewing kit under his parents bed and accidentally found a dildo, and another time we were on the phone at like 4am and he could hear his parents having sex all the way across the hall from his room. But yours is wayyyyy worse.
 
yeah that happened with my parents once, i could hear them having sex...it was disgusting so i just turned the music up louder on my computer
 
My story is probably the most embarassing thing ever.

Last new years eve I had a party, and there were boys as well as girls there. So i started...you know... with one of the chiks in my room... Then suddenly my mom walks in on us! TWICE! That day and the weeks and months after that night was the worst days of my life.
 
My MARRIED (to a woman) cousin (with a son) announcing he was homosexual at thanksgiving, he lives in cleveland with his boyfriend now.
 
haha no i just felt like saying that cause for some reason i saw like 8 of your posts in the last 8 threads ive looked at
 
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