Post ur most akward moment

i've had that, except to me, and it was my little cousins that walked in... and they wouldn't leave. then they kept trying to spy on me after i finally got them to leave.
 
so i have this friend that we might think is gay and i got high with him the other day and we were waiting for other people to come over. he said something and i call him a fagot and then he got all defensive and then says "god Matt your so closed minded" THINK HE IS GAY?
 
i was getting high with one of my friends that everyone thought might be gay. I called him a fagot for some reason and then he gets defensive and says "your so close minded Matt". It was pretty awkward. You think he's gay? he also had this weird my space phase where he just talked to some guy on it and went to a movie with him or something. pretty weird.
 
i had a thread like this a while ago called "the most embarrasing thing you have ever said to your parents" it reached like 13 or 14 pages

a few years ago, maybe two, it was chanukah time in teh rothman household once again. we were opening out gifts and my mom opened a gift from my dads mother, my grandmother. it was this slinky little nightgown type thing. my mom goes "why does grandma always send me little lacey nightgowns?" without thinking, i respond "maybe she wants more grandchildren." my mom goes "Paul!!" im like "oh fuck, fuck i didn't mean it, shit"
 
I think I have one that will trash everyone elses. I was talking to this chick on webcam. It was all good, but the conversation started dying so I just stopped talking to her. A few minutes later, Im flippin through the hotgirl thread and my "needs" act up. Not realizing the cam was still on, I rubbed one out in front of two girls via webcam. After I finished, a heard the dreadful "duh DUH DUH." I clicked it and sure enough,there were my rosy cheeks. All they said was "Fun time?"
 
holy shit dude...were they impressed?haha you shoulda been like oh what up youre so hot i couldnt help myself.

but yeah you win.....im assuming "you" were under the desk though so they didnt see your shit? that would be even worse.
 
I was hanging out with my friends and some of their friends i had never met before one time. We were all in a little cafe, sitting down at a table. At one point, everyone had gotten up to go to the counter to get ice cream or go to the bathroom or something. So the only people left sitting down are me and this kid I didn't know. I figured i'd break the awkward silence, so I said "uhh, hi, i'm keith". he just stared at me blankly for a little bit, and then pointed to his ear and shrugged. I was thinking, "Whaaa?" and he just kept pointing to his ear and shrugging. Then i realized, he was saying he was deaf. I had no idea what to say, I was just like "Oh..uhh..oh." So i sit there really awkwardly for a little bit longer, when he finally goes "I'm just kidding, i'm not deaf. my name's victor."

i guess it's not as bad as getting caught masturbating.
 
no... It was when chuck norris was on celebrity wheel of fortune and was the first to spin, the next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly waiting for it to stop
 
ahahahah that kids funny...making awkward shit worse is soooo fun...if its silence ill be like "woah guys its awful quiet around here LOL...say have you guys ever tried self-sucking"
 
i was walking out of the shower in my dorm with only my towel on. a good amount of my dormmates were out in the hall talking about something and out of nowhere my friend joe jumps out of his room and rips off my towel. I just froze for about ten seconds and had no idea what to do so i ran back into the bathroom until they left. thank god i had my room key.
 
So freshman year I had the bottom bunk and everynight I swear there was rumbling or shaking going on and it was so unoticeable that I didnt think much about it. When we were cleaning our dorm to leave for break, I pulled the bunk off the wall and dropped like 25 slightly crusted and yellow socks onto the floor. my eyes widened as they bounced off my sheets and it was silent. we both exchanged glances not knowing what to say. now I call him sock cock.

that and when I brought a chick back to my apt sophmore year and my sister and her friend were let in by the roomie and barged in my room while drunk and it was dark and they sat in my computer chair and started babling, until they turned on the lights...
 
Buying condoms and I see some friends of the girl I was with at the time, so before I got near them, I tried to hide them under my shirt , and they ended up falling on the ground right in front of them. hahahahah ahh the joy of buying condoms, especially when you run into people you know.
 
Ahh buying condoms... always an adventure. My favorite was when I went by myself, and while I was at the register buying them one of my friends who happened to be in the store at the time saw me. There's three or four people behind me, and he just walks up, pretends to grab my ass, smiles, and says in the gayest voive he can manage "You almost done, sweetie?"

I kinda awkwardly turned to the clerk and she had the most disgusted look on her face... I have never moved so fast out of a convenience store in my life.
 
hhahahahhhahahahh my friend does that to kids in lacrosse games but doesnt say anything just grabs it real hard and goes to his position as if nothing happened.
 
Well back a year or so I decided to ask this girl out that I had always thought was really hot, I decided to be a man about it for the first time ever and just talk to her myself and ask her out in person. So anyway we didnt really know each other and had never really even had a real conversation but we were always around the same people so we were always around each other. Of course..... she said no and i think it creeped her out and to the day when I see her I still think about how when I woke up that day I pulled on the retard helmet and went to work make at large my life fucked up.
 
when i was like 9, i accidentally found a sex tape my parents made. i was looking for a tape to tape pokemon, and i noticed one in the garage. i pull it out and stick it in the tape player and lowe and behold, parent sex. i didn't talk to anyone for a week.
 
You should probably see someone about that... I think that's possibly the most emotionally scarring thing I can imagine happening to me. Seriously.. the FUCK?
 
this happended towards like beginning of september it was me and my girlfriend and my buddy and his girlfreind in the car on the ride back from the movies, we were in my friend's girlfriend's mom car, we were going back to her house, her mom, asked us if we wanted pizza and what kind, and for some reason she asked me specifically, i was like um i like pepperoni, sausage, or meat pizza, then the mom said back with kinda pissed off tone, "were actually kosher" i forgot they were jewish, and than her dad was even a high figure in the local cinagog(sp?) not really that awkward but still for me at least haha
 
this happened today... our school is having this big fundraiser thing and donating food for the holidays and its called shopping cart wars because different parts of the school is divided up and its like a comp. to see who collects the most stuff so were talking about it in this class and this girl goes "im never gonna donate food, i don't" im like.. well why not, help people that are less fortunate than you and then she goes.. "BECAUSE IM ONE OF THE FAMILIES THAT GETS DONATIONS AND THE FOOD FROM FUNDRAISERS!" in a really serious voice and like yelling at me, i just turned back around and i was like "oh sorry" it was so wierd
 
i wouldnt feel bad about that. she was obviously looking for attention by saying she wouldnt donate. and plus its not like she is an important member of society!
 
yeah but the teacher kidna brought it up first b.c he was like "ill give extra credit to ppl who do it..is anyone interested?" then she kinda said out loud/to herself that yeah idk.. i got over it in like 1 minute anyways
 
my dad was playing tennis, it was him against two other guys, and i was there with my friends Adam and Gabe. Adam noticed he was taking on two dudes at once (i guess it's called "canadian doubles") and he goes to me "dude look your dads playing canadian doubles, kinda like what gabe and i did to your mom last night. my mom was standing right next to him.
 
broke a rubber dildo off in some girl from my schools ass, when i went to the hospital with her to get it taken care of.....her fuckin mom was the nurse that treated her.....talk about a skechy situation my friends
 
someone had a pool party in the end of 8th grade. we were playing marco polo and i was it. i had my eyes closed and i dove at this one voice. i ended up grabbing this girls tit. i opened my eyes to see who i grabbed and i was like "i am sooo soo soo sorry" and she was laughing. she then wrote about it in my yearbook. i didn't know whether to be embarrassed or thankful
 
i can top it all off. its kinda lengthy but read it.

i had this huge crush on this girl caity since i met her or some shit and im now in 5th grade. my other friend also liked her and another friend liked another girl. our class is doing acrosstic poems and so i did C.A.I.T.Y. WELLL when the teacher was finished grading them she read off the names of whose poems they belonged to. I of course, out of everyone, forgot my name so the teacher read the whole thing infront of the class. to top it off, somewhere in the poem, i said that she had a "big head". worst walk of shame ever going up to the front of the class and getting it.

oh, and then i farted in class one time and she heard that too. but i blamed it on this other chick that farted once.. she didnt buy it.
 
ahh, 5th grade drama... haha, thats pretty funny though, personally i woulda taken the zero over going up and getting it, or at least seeing the teacher after class... i remember 5th grade, they'll tear you apart for the whole year for that haha...
 
i work at a restaraunt, and me and my friend were emptying our trays out in the back and my friend started to say, "im going home and im going to smoke a fat BLUNT". right arounf "im going" i saw the owner walking up but couldnt think fast enough to say anything so he pretty much yelled "smoke a fat blunt" when he was standing next to him. we just stood there in silence while he dropped some plates off, and then started cracking up when he left and i spilled a big tub of water. maybe it wasnt real awkward, but it was funny.
 
I was 9 or 10 and I was in the car with my dad. Somehow we got on the subject of peircings and he said 'I love nipple peircings, they are fun to play with'

most akward ride home EVER.
 
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