Post ur most akward moment

hurrisun

hurrisun

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i dunno if this is my most but it was very akward and it was my most recent, so on thursday i was golfinga dn there was a rain delay so me and ym friends went into the clubhouse and they wewre watching world cup and it was brazil vs japan and i wlaked in and said quite loud to ym friend pfft japan sucks brasil is gonan kil them andf right next to me there was a table full of these japanese ppl and they seemed liek soccer fans and they all got this really sad look on there face and there was one white guy i think he was trying to make business wiht them and he looks over and goes i thin they have a chance go japan and gives me the dirtiest lokm ive ever got then i had to sit at the table nxt to them for like 20 min
 
i dunno if this is my most but it was very akward and it was my most recent, so on thursday i was golfinga dn there was a rain delay so me and ym friends went into the clubhouse and they wewre watching world cup and it was brazil vs japan and i wlaked in and said quite loud to ym friend pfft japan sucks brasil is gonan kil them andf right next to me there was a table full of these japanese ppl and they seemed liek soccer fans and they all got this really sad look on there face and there was one white guy i think he was trying to make business wiht them and he looks over and goes i thin they have a chance go japan and gives me the dirtiest lokm ive ever got then i had to sit at the table nxt to them for like 20 min

CORRECT SPELLING BITCHES:

I don’t know if this is my most but it was very awkward and it was my most recent, so on Thursday I was golfing and there was a rain delay so me and my friends went into the clubhouse and they were watching world cup and it was Brazil vs. Japan and I walked in and said quite loud to my friend, “Pfft Japan sucks Brazil is going to kill them.” and right next to me there was a table full of these Japanese people and they seemed like soccer fans and they all got this really sad look on their face and there was one white guy; I think he was trying to make business with them, and he looks over and goes, “ I think they have a chance, go Japan!” and gives me the dirtiest look I’ve ever recieved; then I had to sit at the table next to them for like 20 min.
 
we were sittin in my friends basement and one of our friends who we all suspected to be gay at the time said he was gay, and then never said im kidding or something, and we were all like uhhhh. kinda wierd.
 
I don’t know if this is my most but it was very awkward and it was my most recent,(This comma should be a period and "so" should read So) so on Thursday I was golfing and there was a rain delay so me and my friends (This should read "my friends and I") went into the clubhouse and they were watching world cup (you forgot the word "the") and it was Brazil vs. Japan and I walked in and said quite loud to my friend, “Pfft Japan sucks Brazil is going to kill them.”and ("And" needs to be capitalized) right next to me there was a table full of these Japanese people and they seemed like soccer fans and they all got this really sad look on their face (face needs to be changed to "faces" because he is talking about more then one person) and there was one white guy; I think he was trying to make business with them, and he looks over and goes, “ I think they have a chance, go Japan!” and ("And" needs to be capitalized once again) gives me the dirtiest look I’ve ever recieved; then I had to sit at the table next to them for like 20 min.
 
actually and doesn't need to be capitalized in that situation because it is part of the sentence, being the quote is in the sentence aswell, so the and doesn't need to be capitalized. it's the same situation as if someone were to type "i went skiing yesterday.", said bob. you wouldn;y capitalize said, so in your situation you don't capitalize and
 
so i wrk @ d and w witch is a local grocerE store. well i was doin bottle's adn this crzy lady had at least 1 million bottles/cans so i was going back and forth trying to empty the fucking machines and then empty them in the backroom. so i b was talking with another worker and i was like 'theres some bich that has a shit load of bottles and is pissing me off' well it turned out she was behind meh. so i was like 'but she left so i ahve been helping this lady out'. i no she didnt by it but i dont care anymre. but i was feeling pretty shitty then

*correct that shit
 
We have this asshole substitute teacher and he alwas corrects everyone's grammar. One day he was talking about the guy who shot Lincoln and said he has hung. I told him correct grammar would be hanged and he got mad.
 
When my dad this one winter long time ago woke me up in the morning by taking my blanket off. Of course that night I slept naked with morningwood.
 
I was coughing all day, so my friend was like "u proably got SARS" i reply "im not asian though" i look over 3 seats and there is a asian couple staring at us.very akward
 
my friend and i were pretty drunk and went back to his house after we partied with his brothers and some of his friends. so we were in his basement watching a movie on his huge ass tv and we started deancing like really badly and were like piss drunk so i think he slapped my ass (no homo) and his mom walked down and saw us do this so she just walked back unstairs. i dont remember much after that but now that i look back it was incredibly ackward
 
Yeah, I cracked a joke about my friends new nikes saying how they were handcrafted by highly skilled Chinese babies, turns out there was an asian tourist right behind me.. we laughed later.
 
in english class one time when i thought the teachers back was turned i turned around to my friend in back f me, lifted up my shirt, and rubbed my nipples, no homo, as a joke, and i turn back around the the whole class including the teacher was staring at me, then i sayd proceed lady to the teacher
 
I bumped into some girls boobs at the mall. The guy with her said "It looks like you have some company" Then he laughed and me and my friend walked away
 
Most akward moment? waking up in my younger cousins bed with a girl i met the night before, saying "hi, i'm Ivo"
 
My english teacher last year was some fat old former hippie dike who wore masks. One time she was talking and said that there was "25 people and 2 Japanese." We were all like "don't you mean 27 people?" and she was like "no, 25 people and 2 Japanese." It wasn't very awkward but's funny and involved japanese people like 1/2 the stories here.
 
I was playing basketball in my swim shorts and as the ball soared over my head I got butt ass naked pantsed.
 
i remember saying to one of my buddies "i hate natives" and he was like "i'm 1/4 native" and i was like hmmm... awkward.. then after like a few mins later i was like "i hate Full natives"... then another one thats quite awkward and it happened liek quite recently one of the guys that works in the nught club attatched to the hotel i work at told me a joke about jewish people, so i was liek hmm he doesnt look native so i was like "your not offended by native jokes are you?" and he was liek yah, i'm part native, then i was liek no your not, and told the joke and turns out he was part native.. haha oops oh well
 
i tried to hook up with this smart girl, not my style. she invited me to the planetarium. i thought she wanted to make out. so i went in for the kiss and got stiff armed. then i had to sit through that lame ass planetarium show. not only was my pride shot, but my first expirience at a planetarium was ruined. fucking crazy bitch, she shouldn't have been all over me!
 
I feel as though I should not say anything due to my fears that someone with too much time on his hands will try to correct me.
 
when i was like 10 i made the whole "what do you call a blond with pigtails" joke. infront of my whole extended family. yeah, that was akward. i didnt know any better though.

oh and for those of you who dont know, the punchline is "a blowjob with handlebars"
 
one time i was with my girlfriend and my mom, eating at some restaurant, and this dude rolled a baby past in a stroller, and my girlfriend said something about how cute it was...

Well, without thinking i managed to say... yea? you want one?

not a good meal.
 
having sex with this girl in spain while my friend is in the other bed an arms reach away, they stopped, and just sat there watching us telling us me and him that we need to leave, and having to get out of bed with huge wood with 3 people watching my every movement
 
Once i was skiing with my dad at sunshine and i went throught the park on one run. there was this British kid who was bitching to his dad about how the jump he saw from the chair was smaller than the one infront of him (even though this jump was the smallest jump in the park). Anyways he was yellind "daddy daddy, this jump is bigger than the one i saw on the chair" and every sentence he would stary thi "daddy, daddy" in a fricken annoying british accent.

Anyways later my family went to the Keg in banff and while we were eating i brought up how funny that kid was and me and my dad started macking and mimicking the kid and just totaly ripping on him.

after maybe 5 minuets of this i looked over my shoulder, and the whole family was saw at the ski hill earlier was literaly leaning over the booth staring at my family. so the rest of the meal i kept loudly saying how cool british accents wre and stuff

Wow, that was long, but it was very awkward
 
His fist met my asshole the exact moment in time when it opened to release the anal gas and I sharted my self and rest assured, he felt it. So I waddled around school for the rest of the day with a poopy bum bum.
 
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