Post stories of ur craziest most screwed up trips

i don't remember alot of them, but they involve random debotchery and green lightning.

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
trips? drugs are bad. dont do acid it makes you kray z

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And I was skateboarding just now, and I was just carving down the hill by my house and I did a regular powerslide, lost control, then tripped over my deck and slid for a while. after doing all this skiing you forget how much more concret hurts. trippin bawls

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
Walking down a dark road at night in the summer on acid, looking up and seeing bats flying around in the moon light,

E- gad, "this is bat country!!!"

it was really trippy

live by the N.E.R.D
 
well about a ten-strip, my friends pool at midnight, dancing underwater with this crazy image of this creature I was dancing with, I would dance for a while having the most incredible experience, then I would remember I'm alive and I needed to breathe so I would go back up for air then go back down and dance with the snake creature. It's not that crazy but it was really mind blowing.

Later than night I was sitting on a blanket on my front lawn and the sky was all pink/orangish and swirling and then a skunk chased me around my yard and I wasn't hallucinating it because my friend saw it and ran too.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
i went canoing for 10 days in the candian wilderness.on the 9th day our drybag withy the first aid kit in it blew up.it left a giant hole in the bag and melted almost everything.apperently the quickstart/waterproof matches rubbed together and caught fire .this action led to the ignition of th epi-pen.the epi-pen blew up.

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i had a conversation with a picture for an hour and a half it ended up calling me an ass hole so i broke it in half.

 
walking around the forest high on acid... going through the trees... looking up at the sky the whole time... thinking about how beautiful it all is

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*~Riann~*

Remember: only users lose drugs
 
i was walking around outside once on shrooms and couldnt even see the ground and was just singing november rain by guns n roses really loudly, then went inside and ate a ton of candy and sat there woundering what makes our species love that white substance so much(sugar)

 
i once (and it will never, ever happen again) ate too much mush to quickly, and all my friends turned into greek gods, it was pretty cool. but then i started turning into a plan, with mold rotting my body, and i flipped out (but i was a plant so i couldnt)

and then i walked out into the night, and got home much, much later

 
O well I don't have any of those because I'm straight edge.

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

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TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
 
oh poor kid... you missing out on the fun of hallucinagens...

and another time high on mescaline, had an out of body experience, watched myself climb a tree

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*~Riann~*

Remember: only users lose drugs
 
this lady locked me and my friends in burger king so we thought they called the cops on us cause we were actin like fools. we were so fucked up. after this guy wearin a cowboy hat let us out we couldnt get in our car cause the locks were frozen shut. somehow we got in through the back window (it was an suv)

 
u guys are messed up man....you guys are going to find yourslef in a ditch one day. u guys are seriously losers.and yes i thought u ment trips like airplane.^

not like im a loser and am on acid.

drinking isnt bad......but acid and all that shit is DUMB.

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/\ your grammer is worse than all the so called losers who do drugs. nice one.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
I haven't had any bad trips but the worst I heard of was the one where those people found an elf and captured it and put it in a closet only to find out the next morning it was a little girl.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
^ahhaha sick icon

anyhow this one time i was fucked up on weed laced with acid, and i thought my floor was an ocean, so i jumped onto my bed, and wouldnt come down for a long time. Then I went into my bathroom, and saw myself in the mirror, except i had horns, and looked real pissed, so i decided that the mirror was a person, and it was really angry, so i got scared and left.

but the worst ive ever heard of is this one guy thought he had ants all over his body, and so he scratched himself madly, and scrathed all the skin off his face, and chest, and arms...

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oly shit!! you can actually do that?!! is that legal?!-Apple on mailorder brides

^and who told you that the liberties are far superior to pe's? that's a pretty bold statement asshat.
 
i was on 2 hits of low grade sunshine and a security gaurd started talkin to me and his flashlight beam waned to kill me, and i thought i would die of fright. i didnt stop shaking for like 3 hours.

SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
 
havent had any bad ones, but last sat i did weed laced with pcp and saliva. then i tried to skate. that was pretty fun.

,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',', stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
^ David Blaine's Street Magic was a t.v. show you idiot.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
i dont got any good stories about me personally, but this one kid i know at a party thought the popcorn turned into spiders that were attacking him so he tried to wash them off in the shower but he says the water came out as fire and melted his skin off, fucked up

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
You smoked weed laced with SALIVA? How disgusting. I would never smoke another persons amylase. Maybe you meant Salvia. Haha. Whoever knocks acids, obviously hasn't tried it. In which case I ask you to please go and eat your mommas cock. If you tried it, you would know it is the answer to all this suffering and madness we have in the world today.

 
O yea! My story... Well, I don't have very many super crazy screwed up trips, but they all have been super enlightening and life changing. I'll never forget gazing up through the beams of light penetrating the canopy of the forest. Every single twig and leaf dancing and swaying in complete harmony, all senses mixed and mingled. Tasting colors, feeling taste, hearing smell. Udder ecstasy. Oh yea, my friend also grew devil horns, and started glowing red, ultimately I freaked out and ran out of the house, once i was outside i calmed down allright. Shit makes you truly realize how beautiful this world is.

 
OOOHHH man!

1. One time when i was on shrooms, a few of my friends walked out of a convenience store saying they be trippin. We were just finishin the trip so i thought they were overexagerating. I went in, nothing wrong, so i go over to buy a donut with my gay friend. All is fine, then we go to the cash; holy fuck i almost screamed. The most HIDEOUS transvestite goth was the cashier. I pay for the donut, and it says "dont worry its for free." I asked why, he said "because your hot". I just got hit on by a transvestite while on a shroom trip, wierdest thing ever. Of course my friend said "why didnt he say anything about me"

2. Once i was microbowling with a good friend of mine at the stoop of this old building. Not very smart, considering it was right next to a busy shipping agency at 4 am. So we finish, when this guy started yelling at us, "do you have any business here." Now stoned as hell, i didnt wanna put up a fight, but i also didnt really know what was goin on. So i just stared at him, my friend was laughing his ass off. It was at this time, a police car pulls up....Holy fuck. I'm standing up, the cop gets out of the car, and tells me to sit down cause i'm makin him nervous. pbly thought i was gonna bolt. He takes our pipe and the rest of our weed. Asks for our name, etc. Upon recieving the pipe he inspects it, and actually compliments it, and gives it back to my friend. Of course, i have to say something. I told the cop "we call the pipe gmlr". He just stares at me. My friend, now looking very mellow talks about how nice the sky was. Why we didnt flip out, i have no idea. This was right before university, any jailtime and we would have been fucked over. It just so happens, that near our place an honours student got 4 months for passing a joint, "traficking" as the judge called it. He let us go without a hitch too.

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
i tripped on shrooms once and it was porbably the best thing ever for a person the only bad part was i freaked out when me and my freind were comeing down from the fire and i didnt recognize my house it was fucked upbut other than that it was a great expierence it just made so many things in life clear its just like it frees your mind its fucking awsome!!!!!

 
^ yeah not being yourself right after shrooms is always sweet makes everything so much more vivid.

as for another story this fall my buds and me all ate some fungis and then piled into my friends honda crv all six of us then we went out to this scenic overlook which is a huge wooden tower and a couple buddies went to the car and get tweed and the rest of us hid under the stairs and when they walked back we grabbed thier legs as they walked above and everyone was screaming it was sweet you could feel the energy in the air.

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chill
 
one time i guy super high on mcnugget fuems and strted sucking my dads cock on the way home from mcdonalds.

 
mmm, maybe the most fucked up i have ever been on weed we watched dude wheres my car on mute for 30 minutes, or the time me and my friend got lost in our hotel at big sky. Weed is fucking sweet, i love it.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
this wasnt a trip but it was funny as hell... today my friend and i smoked it up and then we started playing gran turismo 4. I was tearing it up as usual and then my friend wanted to play. He has his own special controls that he likes and he HAD to change them so he did. He started a race and at every turn he would just fly straight off the track. He kept "saying dude im braking these breaks suck" and i would say "you have to brake earlier retard". After 2 laps of flying off every turn he realizes he never set the right button to brake and was never using his brakes at all. We laughed for like 5 minutes and then watched the replay and laughed some more.

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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
 
This one was scary casue I was like 16 and just got my liscense. So me and my friends chilled witht ehse guys, rolled a fat blunt like 6 inches long a fatty one. Then they were like, ok, we will be back. SO we stole that shit. What we smoked was ridiculouse. It was PCP laced weed. I was in 7-11, but i thought i was in a forest in china. so i tlaked chinses to everyone, but im not asian. then i held dont the slurpee machine for like 5 min so it got all over the floor. the ran out. dorve through a police random sobriteytest and survived. then driove 25 on a 65 freeway home.

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Lat on the most annoying: 'having to wipe your ass is fucken annoying. animals dont have to and they live their lives just fine. itd be so much easier if we could just squat down inside the mall and l
 
this happened to my friend:

on some saturday, he got fukkkked up.so he fell asleep,or so he thought.about 4 hours later his friend calls him up and says:

-dude, are you ok?

-yeah im fine ,why?

-well you called me two hours ago and told me you were breathing fire.

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this happened to my other freind in 8th grade:

he hit some acid and went to peidmont park.he told me that everyone was a giant penis and he met jesus.

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yet another story of my up friend:

he came to skool after taking 10 or 12 triple C's.he went to the bathroom and saw flying fish everywhere.they were all"what's up kevin?" and "he was all not much how are you guys?".

later that day in 5th period, he told me that the colors were telling him secrets.

another time he did shrooms and weed.he said that the ants shrunk him down and gave him a tour through his friends brain.

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andy you crazy bitch

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m gonna blow up ns with a car bomb" -JimB

"andy you need a hair cut" - numerous girls in my class

Stoned Creak Crew
 
yea hes talking about this kid brian purdy who was smokin herb right outta the womb

Who doesn't like handicapped girls? I mean there is nothing like the feeling of a girl going into a siezure while she is riding you or when she makes those damn sexy groaning and gurggling noises before you even touch her.

-skiierman
 
i know some dude that used to seriosuly think he was jesus for like years. idk wtf he was on and shit but he was dead serious that he had all this shit he had to do and he was put on earth to be the savior

 
i thought u ment trips like airplane

ahahahha

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Once, on mushrooms, I stared at a garden gnome for half an hour contemplating whether it was real or not, which led me into contemplating what really IS real or not, and I concluded this inquiry with the thought that all information is real. Which it is.

I don't really mess with too many hallucinogens.
 
I don't really want to try acid, due to the whole storing in your spine thing. But once on salvia I thought that everything had instantly become it's own seperate geometric shape, and they all started spinning. That's when when I closed my eyes, and when I opened them again (or at least thought I opened them) I woke up in like this tropical island with dancing smiling flowers and there was this stairway of piano keys and I began to float up them. I woke up after that and just had the whole afterglow affect, the whole thing lasted about 3 minutes.
 
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