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post a witty remark, it can be about anything.

bust out the thesaurus if you must

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how are you?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
rodney dangerfield is witty.

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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
 
rodney dangerfield is witty.

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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
 
dubious

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join slayer cult or be put in the oven like a digiorno pizza
 
Jon stuart is witty

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
Stupid people do stupd things.

Smart people out smart each other, then themselves.

...No, it's J.F. Cusson.
 
throwing dirt is just losing ground.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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The thicker the glass, the more pieces there are to pick up when it breaks.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
if you do it in the butt, it might have the potential to smell bad

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
why do u park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
me:give me my footage fakieseven

fakieseven:tommorow

me:well today is yesterdays tommorow so give it to me bitch!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
You're living proof that even a goofy guy like your dad can get laid

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
^ahahaha

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
witty rhymes with titty.

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
Common sense is not so common

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
i will eradicate you by means of cutting you with a ladle in the muzzle

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
ontario skiing, isnt that an oxymoron?

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
 
ontario skiing, isnt that an oxymoron?

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
 
girls have vaginas

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
Don't smoke that cigarette... some of those might have cancer, you know.

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
 
Life is like a box of chocolates. You can dump it in a pot on the stove, melt it, and freeze it into one giant super chocolate with all the nuts and cream filling powers of those that came before it and it won't taste as good unless you like your pecans and mint and chocolate truffle goo all packed together in one chunk which you can fit in your pocket, carry around, and show to other people. Except it might melt again while it's in your pocket.

 
witty witty grab yer titty witchy tits n tig ol bitties ten dollas fo chron il give you a buck fitty nah bitch sit down the dank is shitty.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
^wins

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
don't eat yellow snow, not that witty perhaps but solid advice nonetheless

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
Quazbotch... GOLD!

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
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